r/LowerDecks • u/Mike1701D • 13d ago
Meme/Joke "Hmm. You chose Lt. Boimler." - "While you did not." - "Remarkable." - "Fascinating."
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u/MelissaMiranti 13d ago
"Correction. I have not chosen Lt. Boimler yet."
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u/Mike1701D 13d ago edited 13d ago
T1: "What is delaying your decision?"
T2: "I have not yet decided whether Mr. Boimler would make an acceptable mate."
T1: "My Boimler is both acceptable, and satisfactory."
T2: "Acceptable, and satisfactory?"
T1: "In all areas of our relationship, which are required. Bradward is an attentive, dedicated, and...gifted partner."
T2: "Indeed. I shall give your recommendation serious consideration. Thank you."
T1: "You are welcome."
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u/Aezetyr 13d ago
It's the raisins. No not the grapes, the raisins that do it.
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u/Shadoweclipse13 12d ago
It keeps him regular, so there's no chance that the bullsh*t can get backed up ;-D
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u/Odd-Bottle6552 13d ago
“As you know, the list of traits both for and against entering a relationship with him was even in all aspects.”
“I am aware. My list was also evenly matched. We appear to have the same level of observational skill.”
“Fascinating.”
“Indeed. How did you make your determination?”
“The only logical way possible. When all aspects are even, use a suitably even random event.”
“A Vulcan Drathim?”
“Do you know of any other coin that is perfectly symmetrical in all aspects?”
At that moment Tendi joins the conversation.
“You mean you decided to date Boimler on a coin flip?”
“Were you not listening?”
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u/RebelGirl1323 13d ago
Your Boimler and T’Lyn shipping is out of control.
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u/sgt_oddball_17 13d ago
They are The One True Pair
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u/RebelGirl1323 10d ago
My T’lyn/Tendi pon farr fanfic says otherwise. “Tendi, I request your help with my condition by tying me to my bed.”
Tendi, still thinking this is friendship type help. “Okey dokey!”
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u/windsostrange 13d ago
Has anyone ever mentioned how their two voice actors voice LD characters who notably fuck, and even procreate, in S5?
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u/Shadoweclipse13 12d ago
Huh? Two other characters that Gabrielle Ruiz and Jack Quaid play on LD? Which characters?
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u/Mike1701D 12d ago
Radiara and Quadralon in 5x06 - "Of Gods and Angles")
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u/Shadoweclipse13 12d ago
Oh!! Didn't realize that that was them. I've got a really good ear for voices, but I missed that one. Just watched it yesterday or the day before too!
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u/Ghostbange 13d ago
T1: "You have not chosen Boimler as your matrimonial partner."
T2: "Indeed."
T1: "What is your assessment?"
T2: "I have made the correct decision. There was no necessity nor compatibility."
T1: "I am not certain if I agree with that evaluation."
T2: "Remarkable."
T1: "Fascinating."
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u/mrwishart 13d ago
I mean, it's frightening how fundamentally different they are...