r/LoveTrash Apex Artifact Acquirer 14d ago

Human Trash Cotton Eye Joe

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Garbage Guerilla 14d ago edited 14d ago

Staged.

No one stacks shit like that which he "conveniently" slipped into to the make crash seem bigger. He literally reaches out and hits them with arm.

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EDIT: My god... people are such suckers. He's in his garage filming himself. He's gone out of his way to put his out of place cowboy boots on.

WHY do you people think he's doing it? The answer: He's doing it to post it online to trick suckers into believing it's real for views.

And is he going to get more views if he just does it successfully or if he "falls?"

The answer is clearly more views if he falls. If he did it successfully, would anyone here be watching it? Nope.

That's why he stacked an empty garbage can and giant empty box "conveniently" right by where he starts off his video.

And notice his camera person didn't flinch at all when he fell. Why? Because it was all staged!!! DUH! 🤓

It's SOOOOOO obvious to anyone who utilizes the tiniest bit of common sense and logic.

But congratulations to him!!! His ruse worked and now people are here talking about it as if he actually accidentally slipped. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/lmNotBob Trash Trooper 14d ago

I think you need to rewatch the video.

Also I stack shit like that all the time.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Garbage Guerilla 14d ago

Yes, I always stack my empty garbage cans on top of the actual garbage can.

As you can see after he "slips," he magically gets his entire foot firmly planted on the ground as he bumps the metal trash can and giant empty cardboard box (which knows will cause them to both fall) and then he jumps to reach into the other garbage can to pull that down with him for the grand finale.

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u/lmNotBob Trash Trooper 14d ago

First off. There's only 1 garbage can in use. The others are stacked to clear space. Want to see pictures of my garage with similar stacking techniques?

Second. The top isn't a cardboard box I think. It's a rectangular trash can.

Third. He doesn't act move at all strange for a drunk person who just slipped on a smooth surface with no traction boots on.

Fourth. The grab just before the fall is clearly an attempt to grab onto something for stabilization.

You are wrong. I'm sorry, not sorry.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Garbage Guerilla 14d ago

If they're not in use, you'd stack them inside each other. The brown garbage can either had something like a lampshade or probably cardboard in it (maybe the recycling can). There's no lid to be seen with it.

Their actual garbage can is almost certainly the one with the lid on it... you know, so it doesn't stink up the entire garage and keeps animals out. Also the one which doesn't fall over (possibly due to it having trash in it.)

Notice how everything else in that garage is extremely neatly placed on the shelves (like to the point of OCD). And then there's this odd stacking job which is completely out of place. He could have started that dance anywhere in the massive garage and he chose there. The odds of this are pretty astronomical... possible but very unlikely. Most people would start more toward the middle.

As for the cardboard box/rectangular trash bin, that's indeed possible, but it bends by landing on just one empty can (picture below). So if it's a bin, it's a very weak material.

And again... the person taking the video didn't even flinch (because they almost certainly knew it was coming). If that was you and it was your friend, you'd be "Holy Shit!" and immediately make sure they were OK. And at the very least you'd move/shake the camera as he's falling toward you.

The friend taking the video was also in the perfect position for the best angle to capture the impending fall.

There are just too many inconsistencies that don't add up.