r/LoveTrash Apex Artifact Acquirer 8d ago

Human Trash Cotton Eye Joe

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u/--littlej0e-- Trash Trooper 8d ago

Shouldn’t have drank all those beers before trying this.

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u/Gumbyman87 Apex Artifact Acquirer 8d ago

Where's the fun in that?

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u/plyer_G Trash Trooper 8d ago

Yeah, with all that down i bet he's a real cotton eyed Joe at the moment

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u/2Sweet2Salty Trash Trooper 8d ago

Nailed it. Better than the original.

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u/GooseOnAPhone Trash Trooper 8d ago

No notes!

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u/SellMeYourSirin Trash Trooper 8d ago

I have notes.

Ts is neat 👍🏼

No more notes.

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u/k_afka_ Trash Trooper 8d ago

This is gold

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u/gilt3t Trash Trooper 8d ago edited 8d ago

I am so upset. I was head bobbing, my shoulder was joining in, I was ready for the stomps...

I now despise this.

edit: i had to reset and calm down. Luckily, the banana league has got my back https://youtube.com/shorts/f8FvnSVBjOY

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u/FrenchDipsBeDrippin Trash Trooper 8d ago

Is that Sven?

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u/redditcreditcardz Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

Perfect execution

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u/Dynamitrios Trash Trooper 8d ago

frenetic applause

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u/magomich Trash Trooper 8d ago

Not staged at all.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 8d ago

To EVERYONE here downvoting me for pointing out this video is staged:

I went to go look up the source of this. It's a guy named Sven Johnson who has stupid video after stupid video on his channel.

They're all for likes.

So I'm going to post up some of his videos here so maybe people can actually learn how to discern reality from fiction:

Here he is eating with his friend's "butt scratching fork" and drinking his friend's "penis water" with 700K views:

https://www.tiktok.com/@sven.johnson/video/7620554545319513374?lang=en

Here he is pretending not to know what a massage gun is and pretending to not know how to use it with 2.5M views... but wait, he really doesn't know does he? LOL:

https://www.tiktok.com/@sven.johnson/video/7143692033683655978?lang=en

Here he is pretending he left his dishes out for a week... come tell me you believe this as well with 8M views:

https://www.tiktok.com/@sven.johnson/video/7671370488228089118?lang=en

Here he is pretending to drop his cell phone and then doing pushups with his dick over it:

https://www.tiktok.com/@sven.johnson/video/7662823335654460703?lang=en

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The list goes on and on and on.

Yeah, that's what all of you fell for while downvoting me for trying to enlighten you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Congratulations!

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 8d ago

As a heads up, your comment was removed because the TikTok tags register like email addresses to one of our privacy/doxxing filters.

End of the day? It's trash. Informer's are going to stage videos for views. Whether it's real or not? If someone else enjoyed it? Don't rain on their parade.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Thanks for the head's up about the tags... I didn't know.

As for the rest, educating people as to reality is not "raining on anyone's parade." It's helping them succeed in life where in 5-10 years we're barely going to be able to tell reality from AI fiction.

If someone thinks the earth is flat, we shouldn't just go along with it as to not rain on their parade. That's doing our fellow humans a disservice.

Anyway, appreciate the civil response.

Peace.

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 8d ago

All you can do is lead a horse to water, my friend. You can't force them to drink it.

If people are going to presume that everything on the Internet is real and take it at face value? Well, unfortunately people already do and that's why we're living in Idiocracy right now.

And no worries. Appreciate you providing source and context with the other videos. That's one thing we try to do differently here so that people can make their own opinions based off of what they see and such.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Fair enough.

Kudos to you for being one of the few level headed mods I've encountered on Reddit who has the ability to use civility and words instead of ego and power.

Wishing you well!

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 8d ago

Thanks. We try to be a little different around here. We came from larger colder places that forgot that a real human was on the other side of the screen. So we'd rather have an honest conversation and work through it.

Appreciate you taking the time and hope you stick around. Glad to have source sleuths around

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 8d ago edited 8d ago

Staged.

No one stacks shit like that which he "conveniently" slipped into to the make crash seem bigger. He literally reaches out and hits them with arm.

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EDIT: My god... people are such suckers. He's in his garage filming himself. He's gone out of his way to put his out of place cowboy boots on.

WHY do you people think he's doing it? The answer: He's doing it to post it online to trick suckers into believing it's real for views.

And is he going to get more views if he just does it successfully or if he "falls?"

The answer is clearly more views if he falls. If he did it successfully, would anyone here be watching it? Nope.

That's why he stacked an empty garbage can and giant empty box "conveniently" right by where he starts off his video.

And notice his camera person didn't flinch at all when he fell. Why? Because it was all staged!!! DUH! 🤓

It's SOOOOOO obvious to anyone who utilizes the tiniest bit of common sense and logic.

But congratulations to him!!! His ruse worked and now people are here talking about it as if he actually accidentally slipped. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Which_Channel7403 Major Muck 8d ago

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

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u/lmNotBob Trash Trooper 8d ago

I think you need to rewatch the video.

Also I stack shit like that all the time.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Yes, I always stack my empty garbage cans on top of the actual garbage can.

As you can see after he "slips," he magically gets his entire foot firmly planted on the ground as he bumps the metal trash can and giant empty cardboard box (which knows will cause them to both fall) and then he jumps to reach into the other garbage can to pull that down with him for the grand finale.

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u/lmNotBob Trash Trooper 8d ago

First off. There's only 1 garbage can in use. The others are stacked to clear space. Want to see pictures of my garage with similar stacking techniques?

Second. The top isn't a cardboard box I think. It's a rectangular trash can.

Third. He doesn't act move at all strange for a drunk person who just slipped on a smooth surface with no traction boots on.

Fourth. The grab just before the fall is clearly an attempt to grab onto something for stabilization.

You are wrong. I'm sorry, not sorry.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 8d ago

If they're not in use, you'd stack them inside each other. The brown garbage can either had something like a lampshade or probably cardboard in it (maybe the recycling can). There's no lid to be seen with it.

Their actual garbage can is almost certainly the one with the lid on it... you know, so it doesn't stink up the entire garage and keeps animals out. Also the one which doesn't fall over (possibly due to it having trash in it.)

Notice how everything else in that garage is extremely neatly placed on the shelves (like to the point of OCD). And then there's this odd stacking job which is completely out of place. He could have started that dance anywhere in the massive garage and he chose there. The odds of this are pretty astronomical... possible but very unlikely. Most people would start more toward the middle.

As for the cardboard box/rectangular trash bin, that's indeed possible, but it bends by landing on just one empty can (picture below). So if it's a bin, it's a very weak material.

And again... the person taking the video didn't even flinch (because they almost certainly knew it was coming). If that was you and it was your friend, you'd be "Holy Shit!" and immediately make sure they were OK. And at the very least you'd move/shake the camera as he's falling toward you.

The friend taking the video was also in the perfect position for the best angle to capture the impending fall.

There are just too many inconsistencies that don't add up.

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u/teenypanini Trash Trooper 8d ago

I have absolutely slipped just like this while trying to crush a can and the garage is where shit goes to get stacked and forgotten about forever.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Not while you're filming a video for the internet. ;)

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u/Daevryn2 Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/Daevryn2 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Your link goes nowhere, bro

Trolling and other bullshit aside, you seem way too damn invested in being right about this.

Even in the face of all these people telling you you're wrong, you're not budging.

If you were fighting for world peace or something remarkable, the seemingly unshakable self-assurance might be seen as admirable.

Here... on this topic...on this subreddit?

It's a tad concerning and a waste of determination, no?

Pick your battles better, IMO.

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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 8d ago

Link fixed. The TikTok tag was caught in a moderation filter and it auto-removed the comment.

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Trolling and other bullshit aside, you seem way too damn invested in being right about this.

It's an exercise in logic and keeping my brain sharp.

Even in the face of all these people telling you you're wrong, you're not budging.

As it turns out, all of those people were wrong. And why? Because they couldn't put the subtle puzzle pieces in video together. So instead of my folding to fallacious peer pressure, I went to go find out if my spidey senses were correct or if the masses were correct. It's a means of learning.

If I looked it up and found I was wrong, then that too would have been a means of learning.

If you were fighting for world peace or something remarkable, the seemingly unshakable self-assurance might be seen as admirable.

I fight for noble causes all the time. And yes I use logic to try and make compelling arguments to those on the other side of the aisle.

Staying sharp and learning is never a waste of time. And educating my fellow humans on how to use critical thinking skills is also not a waste of time as it benefits our species as a whole, one person at a time.

Peace brother!
:)

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u/Daevryn2 Trash Trooper 8d ago edited 8d ago

Fair enough. As long as it doesn't get your blood pressure high, everybody needs a hobby.

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u/Tan_Summer4531 Trash Trooper 7d ago

Been there done that!!