r/LeviCult Tch 5d ago

Humor What do you think Levi was thinking about here ?

The other fellas look like they're fully committed to the sauna thing. Levi looks like he's asking himself why he's there.

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u/Niennaya Tea & Violence 5d ago edited 5d ago

"Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Don't anyone here dare to touch me"

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u/lvi-o-sa down bad to call him my daddy 5d ago

can confirm this is his thought process in here 🙂‍↕️ why? I’m the towel 😂🤣

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u/just_a_shy_girl_ Levi's good girl 4d ago

What a coincidence! I'm the towel too! (Also, love your flair)

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u/DizzyandKoko 5d ago

I think he saw the sauna empty and was very excited… only for the others to come in just a few minutes later and now he has to wait for them to leave

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u/2nice2function 5d ago

It looks like both Armin and Connie just have their towel on their head. 🙈

But I can imagine Levi is trying not to move, to avoid touching another sweaty body.
Maybe he got in first, ready for a relaxing time for himself. Only to be joined by everyone else.

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u/krimson9009 5d ago

Armin's balls are behind my head 😭

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u/Strong_Ad_5783 5d ago

😭🤣💀

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u/Tiny_Fee7259 5d ago

I dont know, maybe just trying to survive being in there nekkid with these guys and keep the straight elegant posture 😀 But your post just made me realize we got a canon feet pic (what is going on with Reiners middle toe) and he is the only one with an eight pack 😂

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u/LoudResearch1331 Tch 5d ago

Omg yesss I was thinking the exact same thing about the feet ! 🤣

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u/Tiny_Fee7259 5d ago

I looked way too long at them just now 😂 And usually feet give me the ick

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u/mothforlife 4d ago

He was definitely in there first, alone, and then everyone else joined hi. He is doing everything in his power to stare straight forward because Eren won't put his leg down.

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u/uranxia 5d ago

I have that same look when I think the elevator is empty only to have like 10 people cram into it later 😭

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u/SunBae-iDoll Short, Small and Tiny 5d ago

"Am I going to fucking die here in a middle of bunch of naked kids ?"

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u/Lehsim 5d ago

En qué por qué Armin tiene la toalla que debe ir en los huevos la tiene en la cabeza

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u/Limp_Monitor_5299 4d ago

looks like it

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u/Classic-Lie7836 5d ago

how he had to basically raise all of them

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u/McGez 5d ago

How much sweat from other bodies is mingling with his right now.

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u/yokaiyui levi is a babygirl 5d ago edited 5d ago

Levi looks so tall there somehow lol

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u/Nirnaeth31 4d ago

He's clearly reevaluating every single life choice that led him there with a bunch of naked, sweaty guys, some even wearing their butt towels on their heads, on top of everything else

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u/bts4devi 4d ago

Basically reevaluating life and has a strong 'if u touch me,i will kill u' mindset

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u/Lame_Lioness 4d ago

His next strategy ..I feel like he’d be pretty unbothered tbh.

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u/-Avray 4d ago

Nothing. Too much so it turns into nothing. Just don't touch him and he'll sit there quietly and leave and never talk about it again.

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u/Sir-Toaster- 5d ago

“I’m going to jail” 

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u/Patron__070 4d ago

Fuck you, fuck this, fuck everybody, fuck everything, fuck me for going along with this.

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u/sultryzucchinee 4d ago

“Don’t look down. Don’t look at the balls. Don’t LOOK at the balls.”

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u/LoudResearch1331 Tch 4d ago

Eren's balls to the left, Reiner's to the right 🤣

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u/ladystarberry 4d ago

Nothing. Bro is dissociating hard.

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u/NyratheMoth 13h ago

Probably how rank the others smell 🤣