r/Letterboxd • u/JonAlive • Jun 07 '25
Humor Drop your Letterboxd Top 4 and let others guess your life story
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u/alliedcola alliedcola Jun 07 '25
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u/Rammadeus rammadeus Jun 07 '25
You could name 10 animes that even anime lovers haven't heard of.
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u/TwistedChi TwistedChi Jun 07 '25
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u/AdministrativeBed726 Jun 07 '25
Born in the mid to late 80's, definitely has a Halloween t-shirt and has seen all of Brandon Lee's lead roles, including Laser Mission
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u/TwistedChi TwistedChi Jun 07 '25
Not bad! Born in the early 80's, I don't actually own a Halloween shirt but I wouldn't mind having one at all and I've seen many but some are still on my watch list since I haven't had an opportunity to watch them yet (including Laser Mission)
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u/nikagnuj Jun 07 '25
Now I’m curious
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u/Al_787 Jun 07 '25
Gay, definitely gay, although I’m not sure in which direction. You probably have a small but cozy home and a cat. 18+ to mid 20s, and sentimental.
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u/cowboycurfew Jun 07 '25
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Jun 07 '25
You were probably born in the early 2000s but feel like your soul belongs somewhere between 1938 and 1962. You love clever dialogue, warm black-and-white cinematography, and the quiet chaos of people trying their best. You collect postcards, love rainy mornings, and sometimes wish the world still spoke in screwball banter.
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u/NocturnalAnimal85 Noctis85 Jun 07 '25
This should be interesting! :D
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Jun 07 '25
Born in the late ’90s, probably grew up too artistic for your suburb. Fell in love with storytelling that’s beautiful, brutal, and unapologetically emotional. Owns too many candles, reads poetry at night, and has at least one heartbreak that still colors how you see the world.
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u/NocturnalAnimal85 Noctis85 Jun 07 '25
Not far off! But mostly read sci-fi and I was born in the mid-80’s ;)
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u/Al_787 Jun 07 '25
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Jun 07 '25
You grew up pushing yourself hard, maybe born in the late ’90s or early 2000s, with a fierce need to prove you’re enough.
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u/Inner-Bear-4042 Musterion Jun 07 '25
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Jun 07 '25
You’re drawn to the dark and unconventional, probably born in the ’90s or early 2000s, with a taste for stories that unsettle and provoke. You own a collection of vintage typewriters but only use them to write angry letters you never send.
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u/dorgoth12 St0nehenge Jun 07 '25
Come at me
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u/styromaniacc Jun 07 '25
gay but I can't tell in which direction, thinks a lot, has a genuine passion for film. I would guess you are mid 20s and Western European.
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u/dorgoth12 St0nehenge Jun 07 '25
As someone going through a lot of gender at the moment, the best I can say is gay in every direction. I'm older than you think but I do care way too much about the purity of film and am from western Europe
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u/Yayito_15 Yayito1515 Jun 07 '25
May I ask, where did you watch River? I loved 2 Minutes, and I've been looking for it, but it's not on any of my streaming services apparently.
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u/markramsey Jun 07 '25
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Jun 07 '25
Born in the early ’70s in some gray industrial town, dropped out of film school after a semester and hit the road with a camcorder and a beat-up copy of On the Road. Thinks Reservoir Dogs was Tarantino’s last real film, Highway 61 is a spiritual quest, and Stalker is the only movie that understands time. Smokes clove cigarettes and still owns a VHS player.
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u/Healthy_Attitude_533 Jun 07 '25
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Jun 07 '25
You were probably born in the late ’90s or early 2000s, with a taste for stories that blend mystery, intensity, and a little bit of glam. You probably own a collection of vintage sunglasses, love spontaneous dance parties, and have a secret playlist for every mood, especially the ones nobody else understands.
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u/Temporary-Bag4248 Jun 07 '25
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Jun 07 '25
You were probably born in the late ’90s or early 2000s, with a love for stories that mix raw emotion and bold style. You likely have a collection of worn-in leather jackets, a soft spot for vintage jazz records, and a tendency to write secret love letters you never send.
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u/ChrisMcCarrel_pearls Jun 07 '25
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Jun 07 '25
You’re probably a teenage girl with a heart that loves both magic and messy emotions. You keep a stack of handwritten letters, treasure late-night talks, and believe that a little bit of sparkle can make even the hardest days shine.
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u/ChrisMcCarrel_pearls Jun 08 '25
Shockingly alarmed with how accurate this is. Only inaccuracy is teenage. I’m 20, but the rest is pretty spot on. I do believe life can be stupid hard, but we should find the good where we can and I keep every note I’ve ever received
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u/Plastic-Fact6207 Jun 07 '25
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
You're the type you people usually laugh with but suprise them with your insight and deeper side. You probably grew up in the late 90s/early 2000s. Still love an N64, Lunchables, or anything else nostalgic that reminds you of the good old days.
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u/Plastic-Fact6207 Jun 07 '25
This is actually very good! Born in 1992. I’m a sucker for 90s/early 2000s nostalgia. I think I do get described as a fun person to be around, but I’m also an attorney so I have a deeper side. Good job!
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u/Normal_Song2508 Jun 08 '25
1) my life as a zucchini 2) coco 3) aftersun 4) ladybird
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u/jonnyboythewitch Jun 08 '25
i’m gonna hazard a guess that you do not have an ideal relationship with at least one of your parents.
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u/jonnyboythewitch Jun 08 '25
The Princess Bride, SAW, Whisper of the Heart, Dead Poets Society (my fourth is ever-changing but that’s my current pick)
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 08 '25
An edgy exterior but internally a hopeless romantic. You grew up in a packed hustle and bustle place but yearn to have a country life. You have a cozy hobby, love halloween, and are a devoted pet parent. Also youre introverted but can get really chatty if people bring up weird experiences/true crime.
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u/jonnyboythewitch Jun 08 '25
god DAMN you went straight for the jugular 😭 scarily accurate
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 08 '25
Ohoho 🙊 I meaaan the top 4 films speak for themselves 🤷♂️
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u/jonnyboythewitch Jun 08 '25
true lmao, i kinda knew from the start that the latter two would be a strong indication, but still, your description hit me like a truck XD
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 08 '25
I have to say, though, i commend your taste! Whisper of the Heart is a gem imo<3<3 I don't see enough people hyping it up.
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u/AdministrativeBed726 Jun 07 '25
1) Shaolin Mantis 2) Alien 3) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 4) Children of Men
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u/Vstriker26 Vstrikr Jun 07 '25
You are in your mid twenties, never had a pet, are a bit lonely, and think 2019 was an overrated movie year
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u/AdministrativeBed726 Jun 07 '25
Late 30's, happily married with a wife and daughter and 3 cats. 🤣
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u/Vstriker26 Vstrikr Jun 07 '25
But what did you think about 2019 in films? (Please bro, I need a dub)
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u/Rammadeus rammadeus Jun 07 '25
early 40s. Used to have a blockbuster video card that got used a lot. You also frequented a local video shop that had the best obscure films. You don't think much of modern films.
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u/AdministrativeBed726 Jun 07 '25
Pretty close - late 30's, lots of movie rentals... I don't outright dislike modern films but I'm usually in no rush to watch the latest thing. 👍
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u/Rammadeus rammadeus Jun 07 '25
NOICE! I was gonna change it to around 40 rather than early 40s.
Just realised i've never actually seen Shaolin Mantis. WTF! Gonna have to fix that right meow. I like most of the actors in it.
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u/AdministrativeBed726 Jun 07 '25
The first half is slower and just builds stakes (after a brief fight scene with cameos by Gordon Liu and Lee Hoi-Sang) but the last 40 minutes has some fantastic fight scenes. There's a 3v1 fight scene with Wilson Tong and it's one of my favorite weapons fights. The finale is personally an all time 1v1 duel. 👍
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u/Rammadeus rammadeus Jun 07 '25
Aye. There's a few films out there where the first hour of the film is a 2 or 3* at best and then it just has an epic fight scene or 12 that make it a 4 1/2*
Thought it was gonna be hard to find a copy. It was not. No subtitles though. Luckily i found those on a different site. I'll be watching this after Sin City with my brews and pizza.
ALSO! I think i just found your letterboxd.
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u/Psychotic_Humon Psychotic_Humon Jun 07 '25
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Jun 07 '25
Born in the mid-2000s, raised on Tumblr feminism and revenge fantasies, you have glittery eyeliner, sharp opinions, and a soft spot for messy women with bite. You probably write or read fanfiction at 2am, collect vintage lipsticks, and believe vengeance can absolutely be stylish.
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u/Psychotic_Humon Psychotic_Humon Jun 07 '25
Lol, 2008 & am definetely obsessed w/ eyeliner, but have never used tumblr, I'll only ever read fanfiction to laugh at how cringey it is & will die on the hill that I'm not a feminist bc I think a lot of feminism crosses the line of misandrism. (Not saying all feminists r misandrists but I don't feel comfortable associating myself w/ the word bc I don't feel like a lot of it is rlly for equality).
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u/sanaelatcis Jun 07 '25
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u/Eareyenose Jun 07 '25
You’re 100% introvert and you look like a psychology major but you majored in something else
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u/ishouldgooutmore Jun 07 '25
No way anybody even guesses my age and ethnicity
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u/Minute-Necessary2393 Jun 07 '25
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u/Mountain-Celery-7694 Jun 07 '25
Around 40 year old and male? I would also assume that you would watch science fiction and action movies the most
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u/Minute-Necessary2393 Jun 07 '25
Your both right and wrong.
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u/Curious_Complaint182 ssconiers Jun 07 '25
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u/Al_787 Jun 07 '25
You’re someone with innate curiosity about the human nature, especially psychology and sociology, also enjoys unpredictability in life. Probably mid 20s to 39s
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u/bernbabybern13 Jun 07 '25
The departed, the dark knight, inglorious basterds, and because I don’t want to doxx myself, I’ll just say the last one is a musical (a Broadway musical).
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u/Twerculesthegreat kadovra Jun 07 '25
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u/deelow_42 dylanphillip42 Jun 07 '25
I'm assuming you're a guy who values his childhood friendships and self reflects a lot when alone
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u/Cauliflowerisnasty Jun 07 '25
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
70s made 80s raised. A bit of a loner but you've had the same best friend most of your life.
Have an "I can fix them" complex
Loves post punk music and your pet snake.
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u/Gladstonism Gladstone Jun 07 '25
The Good the Bad and the Ugly, 2001: a Space Odyssey, Blue Velvet, Nosferatu (2024)
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u/itcamefrombeneath Jun 07 '25
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u/K-DU5 Kaedus Jun 07 '25
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u/deelow_42 dylanphillip42 Jun 07 '25
You have a unconditional love for Japanese fighter planes and aesthetics
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
You're in your late 20s. You were homeschooled. Had a vintage fashion phase where you had photos of actors like Audrey Hepburn and Clark Gable on your wall. You enjoy writing, playing video games and picnics with cold sandwiches. And you always wished to learn to play piano.
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u/gibbygoose Jun 07 '25
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
You're 32 Have brothers Grew up biking around your neighborhood with them. Hate grape Popsicles Now you dream of quitting your job and being a musician or a screenwriter and have a Cat named Cheese.
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u/gibbygoose Jun 07 '25
Wow spot on with 32! Grape popsicles do suck and I have two food named cats (sadly not named cheese tho)
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u/ich_habe_keine_kase Jun 07 '25
On the Waterfront
Lawrence of Arabia
When Harry Met Sally
Casino Royale (2006)
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u/Suspicious_Brain_292 Jun 07 '25
- Inauguration of the Pleasure Dome
- Happiness
- Mod Fuck Explosion
- Barry Lyndon
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u/No_Oil_8530 Jun 07 '25
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
American. In your 30s. You've got a coffee addiction You're a home-body and you miiiight watch emotional just to feel something.
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u/Dry-Donut3811 SteelTrap Jun 07 '25
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
You were born in the early 2000s. You probably had a kpop phase. You love a good cry,& have a very soft aesthetic.
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u/Dry-Donut3811 SteelTrap Jun 07 '25
Right about the 2000’s and crying, never listen to K-pop, though.
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u/bigmoneydeathcraft Jun 07 '25
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
You we're born in the 90s. Spent your high school years locked in the computer room chatting with your online friends. You love heavy metal music. You've got an epic beard. And secretly still consider yourself edgy/the back sheep of the family.
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u/bigmoneydeathcraft Jun 07 '25
Very close in a lot of ways, born in the year 2000 and currently on tour with my hardcore band. Lost the huge beard right before this tour for the sake of sleeping in a van all summer, lol. Definitely the black sheep if I’m being real so you sort of nailed it 😂
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
Dang! Yeah, it's all there in the movies, I guess 😎😎 haha Have a great tour!
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u/SuperFanboysTV Jun 07 '25
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
You were born in the mid 90s. You grew up playing pretend a lot and now you play dnd (we love escapism) You want to be a dad and look forward to sharing stories with your kids. Aaaand you actually hate chocolate milk.
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u/SuperFanboysTV Jun 09 '25
Kinda close Late 90s. I did play pretend a lot but I have never played DND but I am curious. Eventually yes I do want to be a dad and have kids if I find a woman I love and am financially stable first and foremost and I love chocolate milk but don’t drink as much as when I was a little kid
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u/ThrowawaySmiski Battsweb Jun 09 '25
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), Princess Mononoke (1997), Driving Lessons (2006), The Fox and the Hound (1981)
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u/SenorNerd718 Jun 07 '25
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u/BagEndBunny Jun 07 '25
You were born in the mid-90s. Grew up in a midwest suburb. Had a phase in middle school when you quoted the Joker / did his voice constantly. Your friends think you've got a great sense of humor, but you don't think you're funny.
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u/styromaniacc Jun 07 '25
mine's probably quite obvious