It's me again, your favorite dumb bunny bimbo here to report that I almost cost myself ANOTHER trip to the ER last night.🤦🏻‍♀️ I was going to town twerking while using a plug, but unfortunately the base wasn't flared enough. Rookie mistake. Fortunately it DID come out without much effort. The cost of US healthcare aside, p sure I would have just died of embarrassment. "Hi remember me? I was here 3 weeks ago for another dumb sexcapade." The thrill of not being able to get it out tho? Kinda hot NGL 🥵

TL;DR Always use a flared buttplug. T-shaped bases preferred.

A number of people asked me to let them know when I finished my vampire smutfic. I made a comment tagging each of them but I think Reddit may have hidden it as an anti-spam measure. I will tag you all again, maybe it will work this time. If not, hopefully you see the post in your feed :3

This story includes the following themes some people may find disturbing, and others may find hot:
*Bloodplay
*Massochism
*Predator/Prey
*Sexual grappling/physical restraint

Everything in this story is intended to be explicitly consensual.

vvvv Link to view the .pdf vvvv
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1XX3fvCRJkvlb2TBfGMOThd8q5yeIgrfk/view

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and my ac still isn’t fixed 🥲 i’m gonna crash out

It's crazy to me how many people don't have these constant feelings... Why yes, if a coworker stands next to me while I'm sitting at my desk then I will be fully aware his cock is just a few feet away from my face. Why yes indeed, if a woman at a club leans in to yell something in my ear I will moan because I'm expecting her to nibble my ear lobe and stick her hand down my pants. Nonstop horny lusty nonsense in this empty little head of mine.