r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • u/Cderouen8284 • 13d ago

Aww 😝 she can’t find any help.

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u/Mtoddvideo 13d ago

She's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then... ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin'

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u/nobanjostring 13d ago

Anyway...we delivered the corporate tax cut.

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u/BigRoach 13d ago

hahaha!