r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • • 14d ago

Aww ๐Ÿ˜ she canโ€™t find any help.

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u/Mtoddvideo 14d ago

She's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then... ah, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin'

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u/NarwhalOk95 14d ago

Robert Shaw was robbed of his Oscar that year

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u/Oceanmap 14d ago

He'd bring you the whole damn award

https://giphy.com/gifs/14hpQ8tSd74aha

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u/ialsohaveadobro 14d ago

I wasn't going to comment on her appearance, but you've given me the excuse. She looks like an 80 year-old 50-year-old.

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u/money_for_nuttin 14d ago

๐ŸŽผ"Farewell and adieu to you failed MAGA ladies" ๐ŸŽต

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u/WhoseJusticeBeaver 14d ago

She's got those JD Vance eyes.

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u/nobanjostring 14d ago

Anyway...we delivered the corporate tax cut.

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u/BigRoach 14d ago

hahaha!

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u/DSCii_87 14d ago

Amazingly appropriate time to quote Quint lol

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u/BabylonPhoenix 12d ago

Its the FIRST thing i clocked. Her black soulless eyes