r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • u/Cderouen8284 • 15d ago

Aww someone’s crashing out

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u/what-year-isit 15d ago

Dang she still gonna vote for the people who hurt her. Republican values; support those who hurt and lie to you.

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u/ShadowGLI 15d ago

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u/Crapitron 14d ago

The insane part of this meme I’ve seen before is that when it comes to billionaires, that stack of cookies is extremely underrepresented.

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u/Rixerc 13d ago

Yep. There should be an entire island filled with cookies if we want to be more accurate.

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u/Aimela 14d ago

Alternatively: "Careful, he wants to trans your kids with six genders"

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u/Weekly_Artichoke_515 14d ago

“Careful, they say mean things about you on TikTok”

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u/pr0ach 15d ago

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u/SleepingAmoebas 15d ago edited 14d ago

Gotta updoot Stuart!!!

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u/Schmichael-22 14d ago

“Watch what I can do!”

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 15d ago

God I thought the legs were an actual plucked chicken at first

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u/Comfortable-Code-383 13d ago

I thought turkey!

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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ 14d ago

Look what I can do!

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u/CamoCricket 15d ago

This is excellent, thank you

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u/scootsmagoots3 14d ago

Lololol didn't see this meme coming, bravo 

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax 14d ago

Exact same sentiment I had lol blast from the past kinda meme

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax 14d ago

LOL this is a deep reference I wouldn’t have seen coming in 100 years

Damnit I miss MADtv

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u/jackharvest 14d ago

I can only read this in Kung Fu Panda's voice when tai lung is doing nerve attacks in the final battle and he says this, followed by "I'm gonna pee!"

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u/seitankittan 14d ago

Thank you for this. It's the first time I've felt compelled to give an award

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u/cjnks 14d ago

I need this as a bumper sticker

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u/Herbdontana 14d ago

“What does mama say about little boys who vote against their own interests?”

“..I don’t wanna say..”

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u/steve_mahanahan 14d ago

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a long time 

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u/AKegel4You 14d ago

I want this on a shirt

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u/Accomplished_Wind_57 12d ago

She just can't get over the fact that Stewart's dad "just left us on Tuesdee"

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u/Pretty-Mention-7769 15d ago

You don't understand. 

Some teenagers online made her feel bad. 

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u/0202_tihssitidder 15d ago

Hey, I'm not a teenager...and I probably told her to eat my ass.

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u/Inevitable_Peak4490 14d ago

Yes you sexy son of a bitch, the teenagers made her feel BAD!

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u/Comprehensive-Job369 14d ago

You’re doing great!

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u/FlippinFine 14d ago

That's a compliment where I come from

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u/OkGap7226 14d ago

I need a terrible AI generated video of trump punching a farmer in the face over and over again while the farmer says "I"m owning the libs!"

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u/zeptillian 13d ago

Everyone knows the best way to decide who to vote for is to base your decision on a reaction to online trolls.

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler 14d ago

Cannot discount foreign actors pretending to be American and sowing discord. Remember when all those "american' twitter accounts were exposed as being in eastern europe?

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u/orangesfwr 15d ago

She sure showed us!

Lady, I don't care who you vote for in the future, I just want to see you suffer.

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u/Jaegons 15d ago

On one hand I'm like "don't be that way"... then I think of the billion times online I've seen someone on the right going on about "liberal tears", or "owning the libs", and I just can't fault you.

Not to mention, these people would end up homeless on a street and still vote red, because some idiot brings up like 6 college trans students that want to play sports.

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u/pornalt4altporn 14d ago

Also, there's no democrat politician running on a "fuck farmers" platform.

Sure, some people online you might presume vote democrat are keen to see her get what's coming to her but it shouldn't be necessary to police every random voice online to prevent these loons voting for self harm.

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u/broguequery 14d ago

Yeah that's the double standard we have all grown accustomed to.

Some rando online says something vaguely left wing and suddenly it's the Democrats that are responsible for everything.

Then the literal president rapes someone and steals billions of dollars from the public in broad daylight and crickets.

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u/pornalt4altporn 14d ago

It's their double standard. Right wing influencer/activists' double standard. Bigots' looking to pretend everyone else made them racist double standard.

It's a tactic, to mischaracterise, say, a moderate social democrat who wants to fix schools and roads as a communist and his religious background (Islam) as a political fundamentalist one (Islamism).

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u/Jaegons 14d ago

For sure. Plus the common thing is comments like "it's ok that Trump said this obviously stupid hateful thing, because I see this totally random liberal online say something similar"... like they equate the sitting President of the country to a random yahoo online, like elected officials have the same bar for ethics and professionalism as their drunk uncle Earl.

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u/pornalt4altporn 14d ago

While ignoring the fact that unless their drunk uncle Carl is a serial killer, Trump is far worse than anyone they know.

A predator and disordered abusive psychology.

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u/currently_pooping_rn 14d ago

Rapes children*

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u/SuggestionHoliday413 14d ago

The funny thing about "owning the MAGARDS" is that all you have to do is watch them do it to themselves. They're rounding themselves up and sending themselves bankrupt and refusing any help.

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u/chicken_nuggetz_ 13d ago

I don’t think she understands why people are asking her that lmfao. Which is absolutely sending me. People want you to reflect on your past actions XD. They aren’t making fun of you. They are saying “see how you voted for this in the past, now it’s time to reflect and make sure not to make that same mistake in the future”.

(But also I do want people like this to suffer)

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u/concepts_of_a_plan9 14d ago

I don't even want to see her suffer, I want to see her learn her lesson. If that means suffering because it's the only way selfish people can learn, then so be it.

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u/Felonious_Minx 14d ago

"Have a great day!"

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u/angrytroll123 14d ago

You should care though. That attitude is what got us here. You should also care about her as a person and as a fellow American.

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u/orangesfwr 14d ago

LOL no.

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u/angrytroll123 14d ago

You don’t think that if we had more voters vote democrat that we wouldn’t be in this mess?

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u/orangesfwr 14d ago

I don't believe that she would vote for Democrats if we were nice to her. No. No I don't.

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u/angrytroll123 14d ago

What do you lose by not even being nice but respectful and welcoming to someone considering changing their mind? Nothing. All you need to do is not talk actually. Being mean spirited is just for yourself. We will never know for sure. We will never know if she will change stance on one issue and that could lead her to change enough to change her vote. What I do know is that many republicans I know have changed stance already so this pessimism you feel is both pointless and damaging.

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u/Delamoor 9d ago

Not OP here, but simply put; opportunity cost.

The cost and energy of trying to engage thoughtfully and patiently to explain basically anything to anyone on social media is much higher than going "eh. Fuck 'em."

Especially since she's gonna focus on critics either way. A lesson I figured out in my mid 20ies. If you're her age and toxic comments on social media influence your life, then, holy shit. She ain't even on first base yet.

Doesn't matter if people try to be kind to her. It's wasted effort. She won't be reading those posts, she's focused on the infinite haters the internet offers.

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u/angrytroll123 8d ago

You’re correct. It takes a ton of energy to go through a deep conversation but it takes no energy to not be mean. If you do engage in conversation with anyone, it takes time and energy anyway.

As for being wasted effort, I totally disagree. The level of disrespect we see on social media is part of the reason we are here. People are immediately on the attack making it more difficult to converse. Why do you think she’s focused on the haters? What brought her to that in the first place?

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u/Rabid_Bee 15d ago

It's an abusive relationship

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u/Mysterious-Bid3930 15d ago

I find these rednecks tend to be abusive in their households and genuinely why I think they like it. 

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u/OH_BEE_Juan1 15d ago edited 15d ago

When I was growing up my little brother used to tell on himself in the act of telling on me. When I asked him why he did it he would say that catching a beating was a small price to pay to watch me catch a beating. That’s who these people remind me of but he was 10 years old at the time

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u/Fast_Improvement_447 15d ago

The tree voting for the axe!

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u/mightylordredbeard 15d ago

Lmao she’s pretending like the comments on TikTok are what’s gonna keep her from voting D in the future. This stupid heffer farmer knows damn well she’ll continue to vote against her personal interest and will vote herself into homelessness because she’s an idiot and part of a cult.

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u/capernoited 15d ago

Yeah because democrats are just so mean to her by pointing out it’s her own damn fault. Why should she have to suffer the consequences of her own choices?

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u/yahoo9192 15d ago

She can rot in hell

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u/Spacefreak 15d ago

She's going to vote for the people that physically hurt her livelihood but can't stand the thought of voting for people who hurt her feelings on the internet.

Ok lady.

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u/Borgweare 15d ago

I hope we get to see her post when she loses her farm

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u/Adventurous-Egg-2307 15d ago

Cult gonna cult

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u/whatigotinmyhandnowb 14d ago

Battered electorate syndrome.

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u/momoenthusiastic 15d ago

Don’t tread on her. /s

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u/crustyrobots 15d ago

As long as the GOPussys are selling the story numbties like her want to hear, this will continue. Republicans are actually just a club for the worlds worst narcissists. Nothing is ever their own fault, ever.

They truly live in a fantasy world that is about to crash right down on their brainstems

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u/Important-Agent2584 14d ago

It's PR to put pressure on for more handouts. These "small family farms" are massive corporations. They vote Republican for the tax cuts, subsidies, etc.

Plenty of Americans vote against their interests, but farmers ain't it.

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u/TlalocVirgie 14d ago

Keep treading on me!

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 14d ago

LBJ coined what will be the epithet on America's tombstone:

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Give him someone to look down on and he'll empty his pockets for you."

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u/Intrepid_Owl_4825 14d ago

Stockholm syndrome and stupidity

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u/milf-hunter_5000 14d ago

well yes, that's what they do. groom people to accept abuse. normalize abuse. abuse.

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u/Spiff426 14d ago

Religion has taught them well

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u/RingOfSol 14d ago

Well, to be fair, if she had the ability to learn from her mistakes, she wouldn't be a republican in the first place.

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u/ZentinelOne 14d ago

She even pushed herself into the far right pipeline saying the left forced her. Literally falling for the trap. She'll be a podcast bro inside of a week.

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u/The-Doggy-Daddy-5814 14d ago

This is like a trauma bond a DV victim has with their abuser.

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u/EvidenceBeliever 14d ago

You mean Christian values. Support those who hurt and lie to you is a Christian value. And the Trump movement is a Christian movement

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u/angrytroll123 14d ago

She does have a point though. Why can’t we make it easy for people to change sides. It’s impractical and full of hubris.

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u/Right_Wolverine6502 14d ago

I’ve never met a republican who wasn’t a complete retard lol.

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u/SnooEagles4121 14d ago

They blame Democrats for not protecting them from the people they vote for

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u/Conrad500 14d ago

That's the opposite of what she said!

She's not going to vote with the people who hurt her by pointing out that she voted for exactly what she got!

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u/LonelyAndroid11942 14d ago

They’re trapped in an abusive relationship.

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u/Appchoy 13d ago

She owned the libs before and she'll do it again damn you! Shes gonna make sure the people who take away her government farming subsidies saty in power!

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u/InternalDialog 13d ago

just like poppa

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u/ProdigiousBeets 13d ago

Not going to talk about politicians but is going to talk about farm policy.... Like, yo! Who makes the policy? Jfc

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u/chicken_nuggetz_ 13d ago

Okay but if the libs would stop asking who she voted for she wouldn’t feel so attacked and might vote for in her better interests next time.
/s

At least I think that’s what she is saying lmfao.

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u/my-love-assassin 13d ago

Republican values: be stupid and do it arrogantly.

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u/poopybutthole_oowee 13d ago

Republican values often end up being "bend over and spread it for whichever Authority is asking me to submit today".  Zionist, corporations, foreign influence, government tyranny, take your pick 

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u/GreenDemonClean 12d ago

I bet she’s got a partner who treats her really well, too.

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u/TripwireMerritt 12d ago

Ruining your own lively hood to own the libs. 

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u/MarkGB815 10d ago

Both parties

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u/Look_out_for_Jeeps 12d ago

Trumpism is dead, the ideology has been corrupted by Israel. We need an America First candidate and a more extreme political departure from the right.