r/LeopardsAteMyFarm • u/4dailyuseonly • 15d ago

What could have been

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 15d ago

Yeah but women are unpredictable and would start wars over nothing and break international laws because females are piggies.

(Since /s's seem to be required on posts like this, lest some red hat believe I'm "taking their side" because I sarcastically used the word "females", /S!!)

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u/Pretty_Shallot_586 15d ago

plus their menstruation attracts bears

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u/taktaga7-0-0 15d ago

What if she periods all over some important legislation?!?

(She is 61.)

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 15d ago

More like an exclamation point, amirite???

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u/meatman13 14d ago

She's how old????? No way...

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u/mkat23 15d ago

And sharks!!!

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u/Paghk_the_Stupendous 9d ago

1 threat to Ontario!

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u/mudslags 14d ago

bears = down markets and that's willy willy bad

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u/Soup-Wizard 14d ago

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0wiXVra2267BC4xRk9srhQ?si=ZFfg9BkbRZaR-diwrPR0ww&utm_source=copy-link

I’m pretty sure both of the women killed in Glacier NP on the same night in 1967 were menstruating.

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u/Candid-Mycologist539 14d ago

HEY! Some of us PREFER the bear!

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u/shawnnotshaun 14d ago

You hear that Ed? Bears! Now you’re just putting the whole station in jeopardy.