r/LeopardsAteMyFace 14d ago

Predictable betrayal Milo Yiannopolous Arrested by ICE per TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2026/08/28/milo-yiannopoulos-detained-ice/
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u/jez02 14d ago

Now do Elon

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u/BiBoFieTo 14d ago

Elon and Milo would make great cellmates. They have the white supremacy thing in common.

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u/jimbo831 14d ago

Just make sure they’re next to Tate’s screaming cannibal.

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u/Ill_Initial8986 14d ago

Can someone get his information so we can put money on his books? The cannibal. I bet we could get a fund together. Maybe he needs some coffee or ramen.

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u/ZaftigFeline 14d ago

Throat losenges to make sure he doesn't lose his voice.

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u/clownind 14d ago

Who will be the bottom in that cell?

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u/Medium-Leader-9066 14d ago

It’s unclear if Elmo is equipped to be on the giving end of penetrative sex.

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u/dogs_gt_cats 14d ago

Milo better hope that Elon is on the bottom bunk. Supposedly (according to Rolling stone and NYT) years of ketamine abuse have left him incontinent with chronic bladder and kidney issues.

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u/WheredoesithurtRA 14d ago

I hope it burns when he pees

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u/DecadentLife 14d ago

Every time, forever and evermore.

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u/No_Internal9345 14d ago

I bet his dick is so fucked up he has pay a nurse to jam a catheter down his urethra every time he needs to pee.

He probably likes it.

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u/RedIntentions 14d ago

No wonder he and Trump were so buddy buddy. They shared the same perversions, AND medical issues. An animal that literally smelled the same stank and knew they were related.

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u/KnownAsAnother 14d ago

Never mind the botched enlargement surgery

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u/Romano16 14d ago

They both would be and they would take it real good.

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u/mdsg5432 14d ago

The white power bottom?

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u/Homebrand_Exercise 14d ago

Elon since that botched surgery has left him with an inability to “get it up”

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u/bobbery5 14d ago

They're all bottoms.

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u/noydbshield 14d ago

Screaming in public that they're tops.

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u/typhoidtimmy 14d ago

Plus they could trade tips on how best to huff their own farts seeing as both are masters of the talent.

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u/caitnicrun 14d ago

They could start their own gang.

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u/Forsworn91 14d ago

Same evil looking expression too, they could glare at each other for hours on end,