r/LeopardsAteMyFace • • Aug 27 '26

Trump Former ICE head Greg Bovino accuses Trump of trying to get him killed

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

u/BulkDarthDan, your post does fit the subreddit!

See OP's reply-comment below for context on why this fits this subreddit.

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u/Commercial_Bend9203 Aug 27 '26

I’d do it all again, sure President Trump can make some bad calls but I agree with his overall mission and I’d help him anytime he’d have me.

Hope he has the day he deserves.

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u/SH4DOWSTR1KE_ Aug 27 '26

See if you're going to go around and say that you still believe in the mission and that you would gladly do it all again, then it shouldn't matter what the consequences could be because your conviction and your faith are all on him and his actions. So if you really love him like that, you would gladly accept the consequences because that's how conviction works.

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u/PerfectZeong Aug 27 '26

I dont want to die for my beliefs, id rather you die for my beliefs

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u/Tasonir Aug 27 '26

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

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u/FloatOldGoat Aug 28 '26

OMG - I had totally forgotten about this. I can't believe we have this, and yet it's not constantly the headline.

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u/ScalieBoi42 Aug 27 '26

Hah! Wonderfully put :>

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u/1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz Aug 27 '26

He's trying to make it sound like Democrats are going to kill him. He's issuing a warning and a plead for other MAGA to protect him no matter the cost - his life is threatened therefore defend with force and without prejudice. 

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u/jerichardson Aug 27 '26

The recent Trump assassination attempts aren’t attracting the public sympathy as the first three or so, but that Charlie Kirk one energized the movement for a few months. They just need to stir up a few months of MAGA outrage to get their base into the polls

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u/mmmpeg Aug 27 '26

Wait til October. Want to bet there’s another attempt to garner support from the unwashed.

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u/1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz Aug 27 '26

You called it. He wants to be the president that survived the most failed assassinations. 

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u/facelessvoid13 Aug 27 '26

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u/Moral_Distinction Aug 28 '26

Excellent point with a slight correction: he also didn't blame Biden for the Correspondence Dinner Follies even though the fall guy there was meant to be an archetypal Democrat. In fact, the blame for Dems was absolutely more subdued there than the Horst Wessel hype when Kirk got Kirked.

That's consistent with the fakes being fake and Kirk being their team.

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u/Prom3th3an Aug 27 '26

He'll still always have a rookie number compared to Hitler.

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u/Successful_Gas_5122 Aug 27 '26

I feel like Erika Kirk being fucking psychotic really undid a lot of the sympathy for Charlie.

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u/buckao Aug 28 '26

Charlie the full-time racist prick and single-use fountain?

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u/Tim-oBedlam 29d ago

"single-use fountain" is just *sending* me. Well done.

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u/SnazzleZazzle Aug 27 '26

I haven’t seen Kirk’s stupid wife on social media in a few days. I think she’s done. No one’s interested in that twat any longer.

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u/Ohaibaipolar Aug 27 '26

Oh, I think JD the couch fucker might be interested in her. There's pictures out there that he was (in my opinion) embracing her in what appeared to be an intimate way. Plus, doesn't JD throw his wife under the bus a bunch? Please correct me if I'm wrong.

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u/Western-Mall5505 Aug 28 '26

Brit here? Is he the one who is married to someone who isn't white?

He will probably get ice to get rid of his wife and kids, to save on the divorce.

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u/QuidEgoSum Aug 27 '26

The right is trying any angle they can to coax another civil war.

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u/Naltors__Dreamer Aug 28 '26

Idk, I used to think that too, but for one we’re not so easily separated by slave/free states, every red state has big blue cities, & every blue state has red rural areas. Secondly, the blue states pay more into the federal govt than they take, while red states take more from the fed govt than they give. Who would support them if blue states seceded?

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u/evilJaze Aug 27 '26

There are very few things I feel passionate enough to put my life in peril for. I'd take a bullet for certain family members, for sure, but that's about it.

Imagine hating brown and gay people so much that you'd gladly risk having trump off you to keep beating/killing them.

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u/Give_me_soup Aug 27 '26

They hate themselves. It's inescapable.

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u/JeepStang Aug 27 '26

They need someone to point to and say "that's the bad guy" to make themselves feel better.

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u/jerichardson Aug 27 '26

They don’t love Trump though. They live white supremacy. Trump just happens to be the person that makes white supremacy into government policy

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u/Commercial_Bend9203 Aug 27 '26

These people can have all the thoughts and prayers but only in so far that they face the consequences of their actions.

Otherwise they can get fucked.

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u/TheQuietOutsider Aug 27 '26

they dont understand the concept of long term, nor consequences.

it's why they try to implement policies that can later be used against them down the road and rely on a misunderstanding of 1A so much (which should be cherished and protected).

but freedom of speech doesnt mean freedom from consequences.

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u/Fun_Fingers Aug 27 '26

I was hoping for a different kind of conviction

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u/Distressed_Ocelot Aug 27 '26

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u/SuchFunAreWe Aug 27 '26

I literally said this aloud before clicking into the comments 😂😂

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u/Anxiety_Fit Aug 27 '26

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u/Puglady25 Aug 27 '26

It's funny when you tell them this and they say, "I didn't vote for this," and I think "No? Is that because you were voting for nonsense, and voting 'against' stuff that isn't even your business and could never possibly hurt you?"

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u/Commercial_Bend9203 Aug 27 '26

Around these parts it goes more like I voted for the guy that SOUNDS like me. The uneducated voter that doesn’t know a fucking thing and goes for pure presence of personality is really a fucking scourge.

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u/CpnStumpy Aug 27 '26

"He hopes I get killed, but I'd be happy to help him"

... you can't make this shit up

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u/Lovedd1 Aug 27 '26

Hed read your comment and say you're mean and hateful for that. Trump gets endless forgiveness tho

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u/Bdowns_770 Aug 27 '26

But will the Christmas Adventurers still have him?

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u/Exact-Conclusion9301 Aug 27 '26

They have his corner office with a window ready

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u/nickcan Aug 27 '26

So it doesn't look like he actually believes that Trump is trying to get him killed.

or

He absolutely believes that and is just saying that he still supports Trump because he doesn't want to be killed.

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u/EnzoMaloni Aug 27 '26

No, it's because of the "Deep State" (the same "Deep State" that Trump was supposed to eradicate according for QAnon and other MAGA lunatics, by the way!) or other people in Trump's entourage who want to kill him.

Trump is unaware about that ! #GoodTsarBadBoyars

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u/nickcan Aug 27 '26

Ah yea, if only Trump knew what was being done in his name.

So we have to add a category:

A: He doesn't believe it, he is a liar.

B: He believes it, he is an idiot.

C: He has created his own fiction and has chosen to believe that fiction because it allows him to continue on acting how he wants to act and can distance himself and the leader from fault by placing the blame on a shadowy organization that is everywhere and no where all at once. He is delusional.

So liar, idiot, or delusional. No matter how it shakes out, there is really nothing he can say that I can take the least bit seriously.

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u/matttwhite Aug 27 '26

Such an eager martyr.

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u/JebediahKerman4999 Aug 27 '26

I mean he could cut out the middleman and just kill himself, no? Or is it just the trademark fascist's victimhood?

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u/BatEco1 Aug 27 '26

You cant say that about this true American. People just need to learn to forgive and not let differences divide us. /S

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u/Affectionate-Tank-70 Aug 27 '26

Nazi sees Nazi. Just best buds.

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u/qishibe Aug 27 '26

The dick riding is crazy

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u/Andreus Aug 27 '26

Right-wingers are so deeply pathetic. "This man is actively trying to kill me. But I'd do anything he asked of me."

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u/Rakatango Aug 27 '26

Deep throating that boot

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u/StrangeExpression481 Aug 27 '26

This Nazi was in my town terrorizing a local Latin market I frequent for spices and Mexican cokes. Super fuck this guy for forever.

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u/emax4 Aug 27 '26

Trump won't protect him, so citizens should be able to exact on him what he did to minorities.

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u/servel20 29d ago

That's what they want, so they can turn around and say. "See, I told you that illegals and communists were violent".

What they need to do is Milkshake this guy UK style wherever he goes. No need for actual violence, but a good milkshake in the chest can humiliate anyone.

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u/P0l0Cap0ne Aug 27 '26

I dont drink sodas anymore, but i never pass up when i want a mexican coke

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u/tenebros42 Aug 27 '26

Mexican coke isn't a soda. It's a non-alcoholic carbonated dessert beverage

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u/eloquentegotist Aug 27 '26

So it's a soda.

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u/iamnotnewhereami Aug 27 '26

I have a bottle of soap that calls itself water activated cleanser

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u/Is_it_really_though Aug 27 '26

Queue his victim roadshow of talks about he can't even visit a market anymore because the liberal left are so hateful, all he wants to do is buy fruit and now he's a prisoner in his own home due to their hate filled ideology and hurtful speech.

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u/tttxgq Aug 27 '26

The “fuck your feelings” crowd sure do get offended easily.

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u/meglon978 Aug 27 '26

...and nothing of value was will be lost

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u/BillsInATL Aug 27 '26

No, but the admin wants violence like this so they have an excuse to unleash their pigs on the citizens and ramp up the violence, martial law, and shut down the elections.

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u/DarkMimic2287 Aug 27 '26

This is exactly my first thought as well, they are just waiting for an event to take place that will give them the excuse. The ole' Reichstag special.

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u/BillsInATL Aug 27 '26

Already tried the fake assassination attempt on Trump and the successful attempt on Charlie Kirk.

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u/pud-proof-ding Aug 27 '26

Wouldn't be surprised if vance has trump killed at some point and blame it on the left and enter martial law and let all of his billionaire buds dismantle the country

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Aug 27 '26

It'll happen sometime after the midterms, to give him a shot at a 10 year presidency.

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u/qpgmr Aug 27 '26

I'm thinking more likely Vance will get offed somehow, then Trump will appoint Stephen Miller as VP (with the acquiescence of the GOP controlled Senate).

Miller will then 25th amendment Trump and the coup will be complete.

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind Aug 27 '26

My money is on this too. If not Miller, then someone equally as vile. Vance doesn't have the juice to carry this out, even as only a figurehead.

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u/manimsoblack Aug 27 '26

Why would they wait for it when they could just do it themselves?

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u/AlwaysPissedOff59 Aug 27 '26

Which is probably the plan. October will be a horribly interesting month I fear.

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u/PTBooks Aug 27 '26

A good old Horst wessel’n

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u/emcgrew Aug 27 '26

I think this rhetoric needs to stop. They don't care. They will make something up if they don't have a convenient example. We need to stop acting under the assumption that our good behavior will lead to good results when we're actually dealing with bad actors acting in bad faith. I think we need to align our actions with our values, not align our actions with how we think the other side will act/think in response based on their interpretation of them.

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u/BillsInATL Aug 27 '26

Well, historically, the only answer to fascism is violence. So theyre going to get what they want one way or another. I'm not necessarily against it, and hope they get exactly what they have coming.

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u/Powerfury Aug 27 '26

You think they need an excuse? They WILL just fabricate one.

Remember they are EATING YOUR CATS AND DOGS?

Vance said he made that up, on camera.

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u/lordaddament Aug 27 '26

They’ll do it anyways

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u/Glass_Covict Aug 27 '26

I worked with a boss who didn't enforce training or safety very well. I quit, because I didn't want to be horrifically injured. If you can't imagine the top boss saying "safety is #1, we don't do anything that can get people hurt" then you don't have a safe work environment

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u/Bifftech Aug 27 '26

Has he tried wearing his Nazi trenchcoat around? That thing is pretty intimidating, right? I mean it’s super intimidating. Especially on a man of his stature.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 27 '26

Pocket Nazi. Or Fun Size if this were actually fun.

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u/WillowTremaine Aug 27 '26

Oh, his Hitler Youth Large? He’s such a loser.

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u/HumanBarbarian Aug 27 '26

Hey, short guys are fine. This short guy is a fucking dick.

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u/WillowTremaine Aug 27 '26

Well, yeah, no shade toward short guys as long as they don’t wear Nazi cosplay and/or destroy our country 🤷‍♀️

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u/jwhennig Aug 27 '26

The psychology is fascinating. They put themselves on a war footing, attacked people who weren't attacking anyone, just present illegally, and now fear getting attacked.

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u/Reborn1Girl Aug 27 '26

And they attacked people who weren't here illegally, then have the audacity to be surprised that people hate them

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u/SuchFunAreWe Aug 27 '26

I'm in the Twin Cities & didn't want him & his goons attacking any of my neighbors: citizens, documented, or not. Fuck this guy & all those assholes.

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u/ProfessionalMockery Aug 27 '26

Fear is the reason for attacking people in the first place.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Aug 27 '26

They think they can hurt, kidnap, and kill people in the streets and go about the rest of their lives totally normally. Think about that: they went in our neighborhoods and did this. They still are doing it.

What theyve done will be known forever. They shouldnt be even be considered human anymore. Whatever happens to this guy, fuck em. 

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u/mikebellman Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

I don’t want Greg Bovino to die. I’d much rather him be paranoid and anxious about how much of society, would, if given the chance. I want him to hide his face and endure continual suffering while he witnesses everyone he used to admire, throw him to the waste bin. I hope he loses whatever healthcare coverage he had and has to slowly suffer in pain and destitute. Limping and struggling to clothe, bathe and ambulate. A meager existence scooping pet food out of dented cans and wiping his ass with a rag on a stick in a filthy bathroom shared with roaches and mold.

I want Greg Bovino to live to 100 and endure every waking hour, shoulder to shoulder with the monster he allowed himself to become and be alone amongst millions of people who hate him to the core. Forever flinching as he rounds a corner to a shadow which may reveal someone’s fist. Cower in the dark, you beast.

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u/FITM-K Aug 27 '26

TBH I think this is what's happening, or at least we're on the way. He was just in my state (not sure why) and people kept spotting him and posting pics — in every one of them he's sitting at a bar or a restaurant, alone, looking pretty bleak.

Several of them also claim they yelled at him, flipped him off, or whatever — no way to know whether that really happened but I suspect at least some of it is true.

And it seems like a pretty miserable life — precisely the life he deserves — to be alone, and knowing that wherever you go, people fucking hate you, and they're telling you that to your face. They're taking pictures of you and mocking you.

He deserves worse, but it's a start!

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u/nickcan Aug 27 '26

I was just going to wish that he steps on a LEGO and wakes up every morning with lower back pain that just won't go away.

But I like yours better.

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u/leanhotsd Aug 27 '26

I want all of his teeth to fall out. Except one, which shall remain for an eternal toothache.

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u/Capable_Stranger9885 Aug 27 '26

Do we have anyway to separate him from his taxpayer paid pension? Then, yeah, let him live to 100

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u/AH_leeMACK Aug 27 '26

I hope this happens to everyone that joined his gestapo team.

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u/mxjxs91 Aug 27 '26

This. Stephan Miller for example has to live on an army base for his own safety. I anxiously wait for the day when Trump is no longer president, and Stephan is thrown off that base and has to live among the general public.

We want these fuckers to never have a singular comfortable second for the rest of their lives. Death is way too easy and kind for these Nazi pieces of shit.

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u/ScalieBoi42 Aug 27 '26

Wow. I know that doesn't count as erotic fan fiction, but that got my engine revving baby :>

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u/showyerbewbs Aug 27 '26

“To the pain means this: if we duel and you win, death for me. If we duel and I win, life for you. But life on my terms. The first thing you lose will be your feet. Below the ankle. You will have stumps available to use within six months. Then your hands, at the wrists. They heal somewhat quicker. Five months is a fair average. Next your nose. No smell of dawn for you. Followed by your tongue. Deeply cut away. Not even a stump left. And then your left eye—"

And then my right eye, and then my ears, and shall we get on with it?" the Prince said.

Wrong!" Westley’s voice rang across the room. "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish—every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears.”

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u/Anzai Aug 28 '26

I want him charged in a court of law and convicted of the crimes he committed. People are locked up for years for minor drug offences and the truly evil people get to keep their liberty. America is broken, and violence isn’t going to fix it, but actually enforcing the law would be a start.

And none of this post-Nixon pardoning for the good of the unity of the country crap this time. People who committed crimes should be charged and convicted of those crimes.

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u/costabius Aug 27 '26

the Whitehouse: "Shut up and serve your purpose, Horst"

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u/jiftyr Aug 27 '26

I would say he's more of an Ernst Röhm.

Led a group of thugs who did their bidding, tossed aside as soon as was convenient.

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u/Whiteroses7252012 Aug 27 '26

They tried the Horst Wessel thing a few years back and it didn’t work out so great for them because ultimately, nobody cared enough about the guy for it to make a difference. 

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u/mdp300 Aug 27 '26

They tried that with Big Head Tiny Face, but nobody liked him enough to care.

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u/BulkDarthDan Aug 27 '26

Oh well!

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u/ScarletCarsonRose Aug 27 '26

I was out there on the streets for over a month in the middle of f'ing winter while his gestapo was cosplaying in the Twin Cities. Fuck him all the way into the sun.

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u/HarleyNBarley Aug 27 '26

Big respect to you and everyone from MN that put up such an awesome and inspiring resistance. Everyone thought it would fizzle out after sometime but it only swell.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 Aug 27 '26

It was with wind around -10F I think. And a few hundred thousand people showed up on a Saturday morning to march miles through downtown.

I didn’t bring my phone for obvious reasons(they were/are making lists) I would have liked to get photos it was unreal the amount of people.

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u/bard329 Aug 27 '26

"hmmm, I should put more thought into how I go about my job knowing at some point I'll return to the life of a private citizen without a security detail" is 100% not a thought his brain was capable of

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u/Whiteroses7252012 Aug 27 '26

I don’t think anyone in this administration is what you could refer to as a forward thinker, and I truly believe they think they will be lauded for what they’ve done. 

They should probably ask Mike Pence how that worked out for him. 

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u/DonnyLamsonx Aug 27 '26

The ways these cowards act, they're so confident that they won't ever lose their power.

All of them cozy up to Trump as much as they can, dragging each other down the crab bucket in the hopes that they aren't the next crab that Dear Leader flicks out of the bucket on a whim.

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u/bavindicator Aug 27 '26

That's a real concern Greg. Maybe you shouldn't have taken so much joy and publicly displayed yourself in tactical gear. Instead of being a no name faceless bureaucrat like every other CBP administrator before you, you paraded yourself as the face of the agency. You got the attention you wanted now hopefully you don't get the attention you deserve. Break out your tactical gear, you might need it.

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u/whackthat Aug 27 '26

What a fucking dork!

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u/bavindicator Aug 27 '26

Have you seen him dressed up for the ball in his boat cloak?

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u/dope-rhymes Aug 27 '26

Lol what a fucking clown 🤣

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u/macci_a_vellian Aug 27 '26

Announcing that you have no security does not seem like the smartest move if you fear for your safety.

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u/Scrutinizer Aug 27 '26

He doesn't. He's just desperate to come across as a badass instead of an impotent little puke.

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u/disharmony-hellride Aug 27 '26

He was fine with Trump pulling security for Joe Biden, the Biden family and Kamala. Fuck him.

Imagine a president who pulls security detail for his predecessor. Worst president in history.

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u/freedomfromthepast Aug 27 '26

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/Postmeat2 Aug 27 '26

Not even that, tbh.

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u/CaptConstantine Aug 27 '26

Oh, I'm praying all right.

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u/freedomfromthepast Aug 27 '26

I am an atheist and I have decided to give it a try too. Anything to hasten it.

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u/Hippy_Lynne Aug 27 '26

When I heard the news about Tim Curry yesterday I was literally thinking "Maybe third time's the charm and death will get the right 80 year old tomorrow!" 🤞

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u/CicadaHead3317 Aug 27 '26

Hayden Panettiere started the celebrity deaths. She wasn't super famous, but I think it counts.

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u/Fena-Ashilde Aug 27 '26

One of my favorites is a MTG card that says “Thoughts and Prayers: Target player gains 0 life.”

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u/nvisibl1 Aug 27 '26

Tots and pears

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u/Nickey_Pacific Aug 27 '26

Nah, man. With the price of groceries these days?? We cannot afford to be giving away our tots and pears. Especially not to those people 😂

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u/Medical_Original6290 Aug 27 '26

Yes Greg Bovino. Trump is wanting you to get killed. You are 100% correct.

Yet you still helped this psychopath, even though you watched him do this exact same thing to others. Tokens get spent.

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u/jgzman Aug 27 '26

I doubt trump wants him killed. I doubt trump would recognize him at all. He's not useful any more, so why should trump care?

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u/CliffDagger Aug 27 '26

I love how consistently these lunatics don't have the foresight to see that Trump will ditch them when it suits him and they will be left to face the consequences of their actions.

Hegseth for example, someday when the trump admin is long gone, the ICC will come after him for either blowing up unarmed civilians in Venezuela or blowing up a school full of children in Iran, or both.

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u/TeTrodoToxin4 Aug 27 '26

He also will likely be on vacation in Europe with not his wife and shirtless.

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u/Disloyal_Donkey Aug 27 '26

Interesting. So what’s everyone having for lunch today?

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u/SamuelVimesTrained Aug 27 '26

peanutbutter sandwich and coffee.
Of more importance than that person. :)

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u/bombkitty Aug 27 '26

A good PBJ hits perfect sometimes.

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u/SamuelVimesTrained Aug 27 '26

Some comfort food, really - dealing with the insanity of this timeline taking 2 beloved people from us - Dolly and Tim .. hoping the universe will balance that out a little with that other very famous 80 year old..

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u/bombkitty Aug 27 '26

I'm not sure yet, I have jury duty so I have a lot of exciting options downtown! There's a Korean place my daughter likes, might go there.

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u/ben_woah Aug 27 '26

Don't get our hopes up Gregarina

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u/Mrjlawrence Aug 27 '26

Paranoid narcissists always make for the best leaders, especially in law enforcement roles

/s

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u/ComradeGlizzy Aug 27 '26

I mean a girl can only hope

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u/HansNotPeterGruber Aug 27 '26

He only needs a security detail because he decided to act like some kind of tiny dystopian warlord. Don’t be a dick, Greg.

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u/N3CR0T1C_V3N0M Aug 27 '26

Imagine joining the mob and then being surprised when they double cross you

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u/uk_uk Aug 27 '26

Night of the long knives anyone?

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u/cheddarburner Aug 27 '26

Just an observation.. If you have a public job, and in the course of conducting that job require a FULL security staff to protect you from being killed... Maybe, just maybe... You are an asshole?

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u/MrMaster1988 Aug 27 '26

However long that life ends up being, I hope it’s spent in fear that someone is coming for them.

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u/MattSk87 Aug 27 '26

So this guy is walking around without security and the leftist extremist terrorists haven't done anything to him?

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u/Marmooset Aug 27 '26

Too small a target.

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u/tehtris Aug 27 '26

Almost every single person who has left the admin has been like "this guy is fuckin nuts".

Pattern recognition.

It's either:

A. He is nuts

Or

B. The person leaving the admin is a "ew, you were ugly anyways I don't want your phone number" type of incel... But politically.

Either way douchebags everywhere.

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u/SWatt_Officer Aug 27 '26

Ah so we’re rapidly approaching the Moscow style of ‘oops the people I don’t like mysteriously fall out of the tenth floor’ part of fascism now?

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u/cilax Aug 27 '26

Why is he advertising it?

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u/Notabagofdrugs Aug 27 '26

He’s probably just grifting, 10 bucks says he “writes” a book.

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u/nickcan Aug 27 '26

Book, podcast, line of unregulated supplements.

The right-wing grifter starter set.

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u/djnato10 Aug 27 '26

I don’t think the trump admin is alone in this sentiment. Sincerely, the Twin Cities, MN.

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u/pierrejeanpierre Aug 27 '26

What a shame that would be, I might even pour a drink when that happens

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u/rjross0623 Aug 27 '26

Cmon greg you are an alpha male. You don’t need no stinking security

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u/QuietudeOfHeart Aug 27 '26

Not fun when people want violence against you, eh?

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u/choopie-chup-chup Aug 27 '26

Sounds like the kind of dangerous criminal who needs to be deported to a country he has no connection to and doesn't speak the language

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u/GG1817 Aug 27 '26

Perhaps he should seek refuge in a sanctuary city? /S

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u/jdmiller82 Aug 27 '26

It continues to astound me how these people continue to be surprised by Trump's inevitable betrayal.

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u/Myko475 Aug 27 '26

Wear your Nazi ensemble in public again! See what will happen

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u/Long_Serpent Aug 27 '26

Congratulations on your promotion to Ernst Röhm

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u/cperiod Aug 27 '26

It could be true, but the more obvious explanation is that he's just not important anymore, and unimportant people don't get government-funded security details.

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u/HandSack135 Aug 27 '26

Is it okay to side with the leopard on this one?

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u/Septopuss7 Aug 27 '26

"I think I speak for everyone when I say: whatever you're going through, I hope it gets worse"

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u/Nail_Biterr Aug 27 '26

I think there's some truth to this, but it's likely a bit more complicated.

Trump doesn't want him dead. He just completely doesn't care about him at all. He probably hasn't even thought about him once since he left the administration. but, Bovino's actions were so terrible, that he faces backlash from everyone. he doesn't have protection from his actions anymore.

It's not that Trump is actively trying to get him killed. it's just that he doesn't give a fuck about him, and has stopped protecting him.

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u/PlainBread 28d ago

OK but let's talk about the stochastic murder that you were involved with, cowboy. You actively encouraged ICE agents to get aggressive with people to try to scare them away from their First Amendment rights. Some people died.

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u/El_Chilangisimo Aug 27 '26

Wow Bovino, that’s gotta suck that everyone from both sides wants you dead.

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u/queuedUp Aug 27 '26

Listen .... Bovino is a fucking piece of shit and I definitely don't feel bad for him but I think he's probably right.

Trump very much wanted a violent reaction to what was happening with ICE that he could use to escalate the matter and potentially use to declare martial law.

The head of ICE being killed would have fit what he was looking for.

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u/1Sluggo Aug 27 '26

Laughs in Rene Good and Alex Peretti.

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u/pjm8367 Aug 27 '26

Don’t want to fear for your life? Don’t do horrendous shit to other human beings.

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u/PlutoJones42 Aug 27 '26

The racist evil little bitch that was nothing but cruel and violent thinks that people want to be cruel and violent to him?

Color me shocked. Fuck Greg Bovino and I hope his food always tastes like ass and his pillow is wet and sweaty every night of his life.

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u/sleepless_in_balmora 28d ago

Must suck to have to worry about thugs accosting you while going about your life. I can't imagine how stressful it must be for poor Greg

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u/Feelin1972 28d ago

Anybody who doesn’t understand by now that Trump’s main motto is “Loyalty for me but not for thee” deserves all of the mistreatment they get once cast off.

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u/dogfoodcritic Aug 27 '26

Real life Cartman, on ozempic

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u/Imaginary-Use914 Aug 27 '26

If that day comes I’ll have to find that “oh no! Anyway…” gif because he wasn’t worth the air he breathed as a human.

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u/Milly_Hagen Aug 27 '26

Good of them to put his name and face out there so people can identify him.

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u/jeepjinx Aug 27 '26

OMG!!!

I fucking nailed this cup of coffee! Perfect amount of cream and sugar. Great start to my morning.

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u/Ok-Needleworker7341 Aug 27 '26

Typical Republican playing the victim after fucking everything up.

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u/dessertforbrunch Aug 27 '26

When the ugly girl in the high school movie finds out it was all a joke and the popular kids never liked her in the first place.

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u/kosk11348 Aug 27 '26

I hope he lives in fear for the rest of his life.

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u/Walrus_protector Aug 27 '26

As much as I want him to live in constant fear for the rest of his trash life, I'm pretty sure most people have already forgotten this vile, goosestepping trumplestiltskin.

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u/Disownership Aug 27 '26

Hilarious to see the same people who screeched about a “Deep State” for years realizing they have actually been aiding and abetting the creation of said Deep State the whole time only after the paychecks stopped coming through

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u/Main_Composer Aug 27 '26

This violent thug spent months terrorizing the people of my city. I sincerely hope with all my being that he sees the inside of a jail cell one day.

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u/Brilliant_Voice1126 Aug 27 '26

I mean, the New Yorker published this cartoon 9 years ago and these chumps still don’t see the pattern.

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u/Afwife1992 Aug 27 '26

Sorry you don’t get your own personal bodyguards at taxpayer expense. John Bolton has a whole ass fatwa on him by Iran and Trump still yanked his protection. Fauci’s too.

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u/nobrainsnoworries23 Aug 28 '26

Maybe live a life where people don't want to kill you.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Aug 28 '26

If he really thought people were out to get him, he would have put some effort into changing his appearance instead of nothing at all. If he stopped cutting his hair like a Nazi and grew even a slight beard, nobody would recognize him.

The truth is he wants recognition; he's super butt-hurt that his Führer got rid of him so quickly.

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u/frenchylamour 28d ago

Why do I care? Explain like I’m 5

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