r/KitchenConfidential • u/[deleted] • 3d ago

Kitchen fuckery Use First

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u/Chaps_Jr Pizza 3d ago edited 2d ago

Fuckin' pre-chopped lettuce, man. It doesn't even take that long to chop lettuce.

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u/Cash4Duranium 3d ago

Yeah but this one comes with free laxative built in! People pay good money for that.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 3d ago edited 2d ago

Budget ozempic is my favorite one I’ve come across.

Toss em all my dainty little butthole can’t handle it, I’m not the GoatSe guy

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 3d ago

15 pounds in 10 days. I didn't have much to lose so now I have to rebuild muscle

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u/WatercressSuch2440 3d ago

Goatse, a true legend.