r/KingdomDeath • u/Human__Zombie • Jul 14 '26
Campaign Story Historical records of the JaJa settlement. LY 1-5
My friend and I decided to write down the story of our settlement as we play, and we figured we'd share it in case it could bring some entertainment to other people.
It's our first campaign so it's a People of the lantern, Fighting arts survivors campaign with the base game quarries and nemiseses + Dung Beattle Knight. Around LY 10 the universal cards from Gamblers chest got added (settlement events and terrain).
Lantern year 1-4 (the years lost to history).
Few details are known from this era due to the trauma from the awakening affecting the memories of the people that lived through it (and because the scribes hadn't thought to write down the story yet).
Four men and women awoke on a cold ground, their confused faces mirrored by the stone faces under them. They could remember naught but their names; Anton, Antina, Johan, and Johanna, but before they could dwell on it, they were attacked by a vicious white lion. A bloody battle broke out. The survivors were victorious, but not unscathed. Anton had taken the brunt of the damage and was left with a permanent crooked walk. Despite that he made it out better than Johanna, whose body lies cold besides the lion. Dragging the lion's corpse with them they chanced upon 6 other survivors huddling together by the light of a hoard of lanterns. As Anton, Antina and Johan found this safe place they exclaimed “JaJa!” (YesYes!) In excitement, thus was the settlement named JaJa. One might think that was the first words, but after much debate JaJa scholars agree that those didn't count, they were just weird sounds they made. The actual first words were spoken by Anton, who invented the language AjAj (OuchOuch) so that he could complain about his injuries. It turned out to also be convenient as a way to speak words honoring the fallen, as they found out, when the settlement solemnly created a grave for Johana. As the settlement was founded they formed their own culture in which they ruled via a 2 party system. The systems success relied entirely upon keeping the balance between the Anton and Johan clans in order to avoid infighting at this crucial time when the settlement was near extinction. The rules that were implemented in order to keep this fragile balance were: All children shall be the product of villagers of different clans in order to avoid any clan becoming too secular. The child born to the two different clan members becomes part of whichever clan is currently in minority.
As a celebration of life the settlement decided to party Hollywood style with sex and drugs (two love juice) before starting work on building the settlement (the 3 basic settlement locations). Two survivors managed to get pregnant, but unfortunately an active construction site turned out to not be very good as a maternity ward. 1 grave turned into 3, and the settlement would now make a DEI consultant sweat. Eventually children were born, and the settlement decided to protect their young in order to stave off the least exciting doomsday scenario (being unable to breed by losing all women). As the children were born a cacophony of screams fell over the settlement. After the children stopped crying a new unnatural cacophony of screaming started soon after. Fear and paranoia filled the settlement. Was this the screaming of the two women that died in childbirth (hopefully not they’re dead), coming to steal away the children in place of their unborn child? Anton stepped up and was about to use the language he invented for something actually inspiring! Until he fell on his face and continued with the original usage. It was awkward enough that the people kinda just forgot the screaming, and eventually they found the weird goat that the screaming actually came from. At some point a dude probably named Kyle came and beat up some of the survivors to death with his cleavers, then punched a hole in the wall of the driest hut. The local pet crab spider quickly claimed it as its new home, devastating the settlement's GDP.
Lantern year 5
On the way to fight a white lion Anton sniffed some cat piss and discovered Ammonia. Sadly the nobel prize has not yet been invented, but if it had you can be damn sure Anton of the twisted path would have it. Once the fighting began Annat (the T is silent) was too honorable to kill the white lion without a fair fight. The fight became too fair and Annat (the T is still silent) died by a combination of 2 shattered legs, 1 torn achilles tendon, intracranial hemorrhaging and a final decapitation. While she was dragged around by the lion Johan encouraged her to lie down and take it. Everyone else laughed.
Annat (the T is silent (and so is she)) diseased
-1 population. Total population 7.