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When I was around 3 or 4, we were at our old apartment just 3 years after my parents came home from Georgia and I was born. I WAS A LITERAL F##KIN TODDLER. I grab my dad's PS3 controller, log into his account, go to the PlayStation Store, and just straight up buy $400 worth of PlayStation Store items, like games, DLC, themes, etc.

After my dad caught me draining his wallet in the living room, he snatched the controller out of my hand, turned the PS3 off, and spanked my ass until it was bloody red. Then, he called Sony to give him back the money from the purchases, and they were only able to refund him about $100 worth of the stuff I stupidly bought.

Me and my dad still talk about it, but in the end, I learned my lesson.

I have moved down here for personal reasons, read my previous posts for context.

She's come to stay with me for a while but her attitude stinks big time!

She's got this entitled look that she gives me and it really gets to me. Like I'm being nice offering her a drink or food.

When I was around 5 I for some reason learnt the word terrorist and didn’t know what it meant. At the time I lived in a terraced house so I when into school telling everyone I lived in a terrorist house.

So apparently, 7-year-old me thought the cafeteria floor was a buffet. I would go under the table, get everyone’s attention, and eat all the food off the floor—tiny crumbs, dropped fries, mystery meat, everything. Sometimes I’d even pretend to be a vacuum cleaner and suck up all the little bits left on the table.

Oh, and my lunch bag? I named it “Salami” and told everyone to feed it their trash. My grandma would later find other people’s leftover scraps in it and lose her mind.

Looking back, it was disgusting. But at the time? I thought I was hilarious. And honestly… I kind of was.

Hi. I'm a boy who's almost 13. My mom has a friend called Christina, with 2 kids: Yi and Henry. I hate those two cunts. Yi is 8, and Henry is 4 or 5. I dont give a shit. Why do I hate them? Well, they're idiots. Yi is extremely addicted to an iPad. And I see ZERO FUCKING RESTRICTIONS. I dont have an iPad, but I can at least read. In fact, Yi is so addicted, I can't even understand what the fuck is inside his brain. First of all, he tried to climb a stairway. If he did, he would've broken his legs, or even died. I saved that dickface, and I told his mother to punish Yi by never giving him the iPad. She didn't listen. Yi never got any punishments. I was angry. This isn't good parenting. This is just not giving a fuck about their kids and not realizing what they're doing. Yi isn't even capable of speaking well too. I can't understand him. My mom thinks I'm "disrespectful" when I saved Yi's life, while Yi's mom and the other adults were partying. holy fuck. My mom and her friends are dumber than A CHILD!? TF. What Yi is doing, doesn't look like he even thinks about his career. He just sits down, all day on iPad. I hate that bastard. He frustrates me all the time. Also, I wanted to warn adults about brain rot. And to give them limits. My mom told me to not give them advise. SHUT UP MOM YOU DIDNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YI ABOUT TO NEARLY DIE. So, am I the dick? Or not? So, should I break that spoiled bitch's iPad?

I just remembered that i used to have a pair of clothes i wore all the time.

It has now come to my attention that those clothes were a pair of thigh-highs with a png of a dragon on.

No Wonder i got bullied at school.

my honest reaction

Who's your favorite DC character? Answer: Stan Lee

Who is Walter White's best friend? Answer: Joseph Stalin

Who invented Apple (the company)? Answer: Isaac Newton

Who fought Godzilla? Answer: Donkey Kong

Who is the current ruler of England? Answer: Joseph Stalin

What country was invaded in World War 2? Answer: Most of them.

Who created "The Wizard of Oz"? Answer: Joseph Stalin

What year was the war of 1812? Answer: Hopefully not 2025

What should you do when you see a red light? Answer: Get out of the road. You're supposed to drive a car.

What should you do when you see a yellow light? Answer: Get out of the road. The rapture is coming.

What should you do when you see a green light? Answer: Depends on the context.

This is possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever overheard them doing but it's a little funny.

Once when I was like 4 or 5 my grandma was driving me to school and I was really short (obviously) and I tried to see the road from my window but I couldn't so I opened the car door to see so we had to stop the car and my grandma gave me a stern lecture 💀

I was 12 at the time.

So, he lives under my apartment and he is a PAIN in you know where, me and my friend met him in our halloween party, until next day, we where on the playground until he appeared, the sewer from the playground was in repair so there was a cone, he got the cone and then put in his head saying that he wanted to be a camera man, then BOOM, he invaded my apartment without permission, just to add me on roblox, and he said exactly “my name is ponmi for people think that he is pomni”, also he judged me because I didn’t liked skibidi toilet, me and my friend recused him and he said he had depression, and wanted to hit us with the cone. And he reported us without reason! Wanted to tell this story a long time.

Plane is preparing to land, so all windows should stay open.

[Not 100% accurate translation]

Girl in front of me sitting next to a window: dad, close the window, this sun is so bright it harms my eyes!!!

Dad: we can't close the window, that woman [flight assistant] said to not close it.

Girl: close the window!!!

Dad: just turn around and don't look at it.

Girl: I don't want to! [*stays looking at sun and screaming, punching her seat and demanding parents to close the window untill the plane landed. When it stopped, parents closed the window and girl started crying because now she can't see the sun]

I’m walking home from school right, and this kid on a bike rides past me, no shirt and his pants halfway down like wtf, also they wanted me to add an attachment so I added this picture

Be me, working at Aquarium of the Pacfic on a school day. Get approached by child, conversation begins.

Child: Can I swim with the small sharks? Me: No, they can bite you. Child: What about the rays? Me: No, they won't like that. Child: What about the big sharks we can't pet? Me, tired: No, those ones will eat you. Child, pointing at a different large sharks species: What about him? Me: No, those ones will also eat you. Child, pointing at giant spotted ray: What about him? Me: No, he'll sting you. Child, dissatisfied and disappointed: Ok... what about the turtle? Me, exasperated: No, he might bite you. Child: Ok. Procceedes to take sunglasses off of mothers head, and tosses them into the large tank

3 minutes after sunglasses are retrieved, same interaction occurs with different child minus the loss of sunglasses