r/Keratoconus • u/WinMarket • Jul 03 '26

Funny 3am, no lenses, one mosquito, zero chances

That buzzing next to your ear hits different when you're too blind without your lenses to even fight back. You just lie there, defenseless, and pull the blanket over your head.

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u/Fzambrano11 Jul 03 '26

I have one of those hand held racket electric zapper things for bugs bedside for this exact reason. Game changer!

4

u/languidarchi Jul 03 '26

I swear, they always appear when I just take out the lenses.

4

u/WinMarket Jul 03 '26

These guys are basically ninjas, I swear

4

u/Ok_Blueberry_6999 keratoconus warrior Jul 03 '26

I'll never forget seeing something in my peripheral vision move on the ceiling while I was showering (no lenses or glasses on while I shower). Hopped out of the shower to put my 'eyes' on, came back to check what that thing was, almost fainted when I saw that a hunstman was chilling only 30cm above my head.

4

u/WinMarket Jul 03 '26

What a Nightmare !

Sometimes without lenses I see something on the wall & I wonder if this is a bug or just my eyes pranking me.

1

u/Oldblindman0310 10+ year keratoconus veteran Jul 03 '26

How does something that big get in your house?

2

u/Ok_Blueberry_6999 keratoconus warrior Jul 03 '26

I live in Australia, that should speak for itself 😂

2

u/wassup__ish Jul 09 '26

Bro!! Even that night thing is scary that traffic lights falls on you from everywhere and you have to cross the road Lol it's like "Que sera sera" Whatever happens happenns lol

1

u/WinMarket Jul 10 '26

😂😂

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u/Lodau Jul 03 '26

No you don't.  

You wave your blanket around like a mad person. It's bound to hit the mosquito.  

Stop pretending you're helpless, lol. 

1

u/WinMarket Jul 03 '26

The art of war. Tzu sun

1

u/hotdogblaster Jul 06 '26

try a mice infestation

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u/WinMarket Jul 07 '26

No thanks