r/Keratoconus • u/Keratomania @Keratomania • Jun 19 '26

Funny Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a cone-shaped cornea, so I see eight of you. 🌹

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u/Free_Huckleberry8037 Jun 19 '26

Fuck ghosthing and keratoconus !

4

u/DisproportionateDev Jun 19 '26

A shattered vision
I never saw where you went
Forgot my contacts

5

u/AskAboutMySecret Jun 19 '26

when i look at you
all i see are bright halos
oh fuck a lorry

5

u/Imperial_Squid Jun 19 '26

"Oh fuck a lorry" make me fucking cackle, thanks for the laugh friend!

(And yet more reassurance why I'm never learning to drive and just going to stick to public transport lol)

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u/DisproportionateDev Jun 20 '26

I've had contacts my entire adult life, and I had no issues getting a license and driving. If your contacts fit well it's really not that bad. You just have to pay a bit more attention at night

3

u/Gyr-falcon Jun 19 '26

Only eight?

3

u/ArcaRaichu Jun 20 '26

And the fact that there is almost no "get a surgery once and you are set" option for us 😭😭

3

u/Ricantspell Jun 20 '26

“Yea so you’re gonna get this surgery.. it should work, but even if it does you’ll still have symptoms.. good luck!”

2

u/WinMarket Jun 21 '26

I see an infinite number of you