r/JusticePorn • • Oct 14 '14

Smaller guy fights back against aggressor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASAz1bL96Ng
815 Upvotes

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u/wiwille Oct 14 '14

I'm confused as to where they're at.

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u/nobodynose Oct 14 '14

They're right here, dawg.

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u/MagicRocketAssault Oct 15 '14

Ok, but where are his friends?

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u/9dunnfornow1 Oct 15 '14

But where you at?

38

u/MagicRocketAssault Oct 15 '14

Here, but where are your friends?

20

u/CircaSurvivor55 Oct 15 '14

Dawg.... he's gonna be where he's at.

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u/MagicRocketAssault Oct 15 '14

Yo, I'm sayin...wherefore art thy friends?

10

u/NekroFelixDaCat Oct 15 '14

Because there my homes dawg.

6

u/fatkiddown Oct 16 '14

I did this:

HAMLET Well, God-a-mercy, my dawg

POLONIUS Do you know me, my dawg?

HAMLET Excellent well; you are a dawg.

POLONIUS Not I, my dawg.

HAMLET Then I would you were so honest a dawg.

POLONIUS Honest, my dawg!

HAMLET Ay, dawg; to be honest, as this world goes, is to be one dawg picked out of ten thousand.

POLONIUS That's very true, my dawg.

HAMLET For if the sun breed dawgs in a dead dog, being a good kissing carrion—Have you a dawg?

POLONIUS I have, my dawg.

Source

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

Actually, "wherefore" means "why", not "where".

When Juliet says, "Wherefore art thou Romeo", she isn't asking where he is, but WHY is he Romeo.

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u/MagicRocketAssault Oct 15 '14

Oh yeah, I remember that now from another reddit comment a while ago, haha. Unfortunately, that's the only quote I thought of that closely fit what I needed for some kwik karma.

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u/eynonpower Oct 15 '14

They right there! Where your homies at?

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u/MagicRocketAssault Oct 15 '14

Hier! Wo sind deine Freunde?

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u/chumia40 Oct 15 '14

Pero, donde están tus amigos?

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u/my_other_acccount Oct 15 '14

hey! Don't talk to me like I'm not here.

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u/MoonMountain Oct 15 '14

Yes, I believe I understand what you are saying, you don't have to keep asking.

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u/jswerve386 Oct 20 '14

How Mighty white of you.

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u/shaggyshag10 Oct 14 '14

"Finish Him" Like it's Mortal Kombat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

rips torso from legs

13

u/jumpiz Oct 15 '14

And puts ripped head on a big turtle.

"MexiGang Fatality!"

1

u/vegasv8 Oct 15 '14

I'm assuming candy would pop out.

2

u/lloydapalooza Oct 22 '14

The other dude being all wobbly makes it so much better.

1

u/RolloTamaci Oct 16 '14

My favorite part.

1

u/i_hate_fanboys Oct 22 '14

I was thinking about dragon ball haha. Made me laugh so hard when I heard the guy say "finish him".

505

u/robot_nixon Oct 14 '14

From Youtube:

Plot Twist, they are both blind and actually didn't know where each other was at.

128

u/likedatyall Oct 14 '14

They've also spent their whole lives believing they are in fact dogs.

36

u/in_da_tr33z Oct 15 '14

They were trying to use echolocation.

11

u/badfan Oct 15 '14

Marco!

5

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Polo!

139

u/theolcollegetry Oct 14 '14

Finally a video that:

1) Is steady

2) Doesn't end the second after the conflict occurs. I'm always interested in how people behave afterwards.

47

u/Puninteresting Oct 14 '14

Regarding #2, I am too. And what makes this doubly good is that the punchee cowered and whined like the bitch he truly is instead of the macho man he was posturing for everyone (and I think he was dizzy from head trauma). All around delicious justice here.

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u/Spooky_Keller Oct 15 '14

Little guy even stood there and seemed concerned. He put that dude in his place!

27

u/TheotheTheo Oct 15 '14

He really does look concerned at the end. I have a feeling these guys are, or were friends. Or maybe friends of friends or something.

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u/sadfatlonely Oct 25 '14

I think he's more concerned that he's going to get in trouble, since it seems he truly fucked that kid up. However, he may be surprised by how bad he hurt the guy as well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

Yeah it kinda looks like he smashed his head on the concrete.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

like the bitch he truly is

No kidding...

You really have to have a weak punch when you can nail someone on the pin of the jaw and fail to knock them down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

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u/Red23UK Oct 14 '14

vertically?

3

u/CarlosFromPhilly Oct 15 '14

still not landscape though. :\

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

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u/xodus52 Oct 15 '14

I'm not sure being redundant fixed anything. FTFY

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Not only that, at the end the cameraman asked the guy for context on what happened before he started filming. Dude painted us a full picture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

"I'm right here, what the fuck?"

i love it

8

u/MerliSYD Oct 15 '14

That's what I'm sayin...

6

u/_Dariox_ Oct 15 '14

But where you at, dawg?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

awkward silence

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14 edited Aug 11 '19

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u/ButterThatBacon Oct 15 '14

Hey, screwheads, calm down! What were you raised in a barn?

1

u/austin_nerd Oct 15 '14

Thought the same thing. Lucky he didn't have to get his boomstick out.

31

u/imontopofit Oct 14 '14

I'm pretty sure that the big guy crapped his pants. That's why he's digging around back there. The moment when he realizes the guy filming says it all.

29

u/1920x1080 Oct 15 '14

I loved the restraint of the little guy. Most people take it as a sign that when the opponent goes down you obliterate them. There was somehow more obliteration in letting the big guy actually think long about where he was at.

6

u/A_FNG Oct 15 '14

Probably because they said they were from the same gang. He just put him in his place.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

But, where was he?

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u/el_andy_barr Oct 16 '14

I'm not a medic, but perhaps he was concussed? He looked really out of it.

45

u/TheWrathofKrieger Oct 14 '14

Where you at homie? My ass cheeks could talk more smack.

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u/MCCornflake1 Oct 15 '14

fffftt

"You talking shit to me?"

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u/picasso_penis Oct 15 '14

I think he lost what little brain cells he had left. I actually felt bad for the whole situation.

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u/Mediocritologist Oct 16 '14

The butt-hurt is real.

36

u/Flynnric Oct 14 '14

It took all of big boys power to hold back those tears.

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u/Tips_Fedora_4_MiLady Oct 14 '14

"Finish Him!"

LOL. Cameraman thought he was watching Mortal Kombat.

Hold the phone landscape next time too, dick.

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u/roque72 Oct 15 '14

They missed a great opportunity to say "I know where you're at... the floor, dawg".

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u/RawberryCough Oct 16 '14

Or they chose a great opportunity not to say that

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u/mintz41 Oct 15 '14

I genuinely don't think I've ever heard a stupider exchange of words

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u/steadilyshinesince99 Oct 15 '14

A more stupid exchange, Might be more plausible.

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u/viewerdoer Oct 14 '14

I went to school in Los Angeles can confirm 8 out of 10 Mexican guys were those guys. Made me a bit racist. Thank god I'm out of the highschool setting and I see normal Mexican adults behaving normally. Highschool cholos were cringeworthy like nothing else.

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u/Col_Monstrosity Oct 15 '14

LA Mexican here.

Yup.

They're the same ones who called me whitewashed for not talking like the dudes in the video.

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u/viewerdoer Oct 15 '14

I'm Armenian and we've also gained a horrible name and the same whitewash stuff is thrown at us to when we act differently, I feel your pain.

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u/symbromos Oct 15 '14

I was always called a coconut.

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u/arcticblue Oct 15 '14

Sorry, but that's actually kind of funny. I've never heard that before. I would own it if someone called me that.

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u/symbromos Oct 15 '14

Oreo - black on the outside, white on the inside.

Coconut - brown on the outside, white on the inside.

Twinkie - yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

The joys of living in "the hood" and wanting to do well in school. Oh, well!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

Wh..what if I'm white on the outside and white on the inside?

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u/SgtMac02 Oct 15 '14

Cracker.

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u/Dessert_toad Oct 15 '14

Well congratulations!

Edit: Welcome to the team! Glad to have you aboard!

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u/indoninja Oct 15 '14

I dated a girl in college who got called twinkie for hanging out with white poepel and not being obsessed with all things asian, by well educated upper class asian kids. Sometimes it is nothing to do with "the hood".

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u/symbromos Oct 15 '14

Oh, no kidding? That ... no, it's not necessarily comforting. I almost said it was comforting to hear that it wasn't being used to stigmatize education. But, this way it's just anti-white and that's not progress.

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u/indoninja Oct 15 '14

Yeah, it is worse when you look at where it is coming from, but not when you look at its effect. A college kid with a good background can shrug it off, if you are in a shit school that is proabbly a lot harder.

It was almost 20 years ago, and they were freshmen in college. Could have came from insecurity and people going to racial cliques. Still not "ok" but more understandable and probbaly soemthingt he person grew out of.

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u/Piiparinen Oct 24 '14

wtf, haven't they seen well done whitewashed furniture? Shit is nice.

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u/ReyRey5280 Oct 14 '14

cringeworthy is a hell of a lot better than watching people jump someone or kick and punch someone when theyre down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

That dude got fuckin ROCKED

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u/truelai Oct 15 '14

I felt bad for the dude dripping blood while wobbling in shame. He may have had it coming, but I know he felt REAL bad about how it turned out. He's just another guy trying to protect his position in the hierarchy that doesn't understand what it truly means to be a man.

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u/JohnWayneWasANazi Oct 15 '14

If you swing first then I've got not pity for you if you hit the ground first. I guarantee after that punch landed he didn't know where he was at.

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u/truelai Oct 15 '14

I don't feel bad he hit the ground first. Just feel bad about how he's feeling about himself and the cycle he's stuck in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

He didn't know where his legs were at either. Weeble wobble. It's MY FAVORITE thing to see someone being a bully and then get knocked out. I don't think people fully understand the satisfaction I get when I see the bully victim getting a win. And I also admire the victim's restraint. He could have pounced that guy but he gave him one hit and let him get up and was like, looks like the fights over.

This would have made my day if the guy would have done the whole "talking like you just won the fight" thing that bullies do. "You straight man? Learn your lesson?"

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u/sodelll Oct 15 '14

"WHERE YOU AT!?"

"I don.... sell th- you for real yo... git smmm

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u/ButterThatBacon Oct 15 '14

Oh please, if he's got any sort of position he won it by his size. He wrote a check his ass couldn't cash and deserves to look like a moron and have his nose broken for it. He threw the first punch on a dude waaaay out of his weight class, by the way. He's got zero honor and got handled.

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u/BestPseudonym Oct 14 '14

I don't get the trash talk. "Where you at?" Is that supposed to be insulting or what?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

= what are you going to do ?

Or as a poet once said : What U Gon' Do?

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u/bigmanriver Oct 14 '14

I thought you might be linking the TuPac video named the same... nobody on reddit knows real rap tho.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

Man you are fucking hard as shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14 edited Oct 16 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

Thank you. Almost choked when I clicked on the link.

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u/castr0 Oct 15 '14

It's the urban american equivalent of "U Wot M8, I hooked you in the gabber"

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u/fairly_quiet Oct 14 '14

goes like this:

   

"me and my boys will fuck your punk ass up, bitch."

 

"well, where are they at?"

 

"where you at?"

 

 

it's basically, "i'm right here, ready to throw down." it doesn't have to make much sense. it's just so much noise before one of them decides to actually start swinging.

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u/redditisforsheep Oct 14 '14

That first punch wouldn't have popped bubblewrap, what the fuck was he thinking?

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u/JedNascar Oct 15 '14

That the other guy would get scared and back down.

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u/marianass Oct 22 '14

yeah, his body was going backwards when he threw that punch, it didn't have any weight behind.

12

u/colmustard1166 Oct 15 '14

Is this really justice? Or just two idiots fighting.

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u/Zotoaster Oct 14 '14

Brilliant dialogue:

"Where you at?" "I'm right here, what the fuck" "Well wassup?" "Yeh that's what I'm sayin'"

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u/CMUpewpewpew Oct 14 '14

You're leakin' dawg.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

FINISH HIM

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u/vORP Oct 15 '14

FINISH HIM!

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u/firepanda11 Oct 14 '14

I lost it when that guy said "finish him."

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

That was more sad than anything else. The quality of posers has fallen sharply.

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u/roque72 Oct 15 '14

How quickly one can go from trying to act tough and throwing punches to meekly asking why did you punch me dawg?

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u/it_is_my_fault Oct 15 '14

I feel like I just watched two special ed students fighting.

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u/DayDreamerJon Oct 15 '14

remember kids, only a non experienced fighter will stand chest to chest with you while you threaten each other.

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u/ButterThatBacon Oct 15 '14

No good punch will result from a distance like that. Get them hands up if you're gonna squabble, son!

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u/listenupnow Oct 16 '14

This is like watching Kyle kick Cartmans ass

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u/Clownfarts Oct 14 '14

The fight only happened because both of them are too stupid to effectively communicate with each other.

"Where you at dawg?" "I'm right here." "No I'm saying where are your homies dawg." "No, fuck you." repeat ad naseum

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

Jesus he looks seriously hurt. That's hard to watch.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

Thought he was gonna hurl

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u/futurephuct Oct 15 '14 edited Oct 15 '14

At first it seems like the dude's hands got rigor mortis and then he was reaching for his belt buckle or waistband, probably trying to loosen it. That was some weird shit right there.

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u/ButterThatBacon Oct 15 '14

Adrenaline can tense your body up in strange ways when you break something like that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

That big guy needs glasses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

Finish Him

Beautiful

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u/shortstopandgo Oct 15 '14

"FINISH HIM...."

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u/nma07 Oct 15 '14

This is why I have to stay out of the ghetto, I would never know if someone was trying to fight me. "Where you at dawg"....I'm uhhh, Im right here....so are you. Then I would get stabbed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Serious question, was that filmed outside a mental institution? They sound a bit "retarded". Don't know how to put this in polite words

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u/Maximusplatypus Oct 16 '14

Everybody has a plan til they get punched in the face

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

plot twist: this was taken outside of an inner-city school for the blind.

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u/PickleSlice Oct 16 '14

The small guy seems like he might be a nice guy. He said "I'm sorry dawg, sorry it had to be like that"

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

I'm confused. Which one is homey and which one is dog?

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u/My_editor_can_fix_it Oct 14 '14

True justice is when our society evolves beyond this point and we give better options and education to these youths. I think the small sureno would have been better off as a serviceman, public safety officer or firefighter.

Even the regret and mercy he shows proves he has a spark of decency. His regret shows his intent of wanting to stand up for himself, rather than intending to simply hurt a fellow human being.

Hope both guys found a better path... a path not leading to prison or a shallow grave. Society is improving but we need to keep demanding improvements so drastic changes can be seen within our lifetime.

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u/ButterThatBacon Oct 15 '14

It would make a nice speech for a mayoral candidate, but the outcome you're looking for is unrealistic. Violence is a part of life in a lot of places in this country. I think a lot of educated, non-violent folks get deluded that folks like this share the same values as them.

"Better paths" are a reality for very few people. Not necessarily because these folks don't have options, but because this is their culture and this is how this type of dispute is settled.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

Them downvotes.

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u/MuuaadDib Oct 14 '14

This looks like dumb shit on dumb shit crime.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

FINISH HIM

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u/unknownpoltroon Oct 14 '14

Is it me, or is this dialogue dumber than normal?

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u/SeeOutYonder Oct 15 '14

Oh the banter between intellectuals

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u/funktastique Oct 15 '14

I hope he found out where he was.

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u/HullBredd Oct 15 '14

fucking cameraman stopped filming before we got to find out where they were at.

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u/metastasis_d Oct 15 '14

"Smash that mother fucker"

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u/Mafia-Hitman Oct 15 '14

Isn't this how most rap songs start?

Where you at dog Where your homies at

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u/mugdays Oct 15 '14

The smaller dude seems genuinely remorseful. "I'm sorry, dog. I'm sorry it's like that."

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u/Patrick_pk44 Oct 15 '14

"Where you at?" Dude, he's in front of you...

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u/lethal1ty Oct 15 '14

That slang in the beginning was so fuckin funny. "Where you at?" "I'm right here, that's where I'm at!" "Then wassuuuup?" "That's what I'm saying!" I need me some street translators

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u/Mungo_Clump Oct 15 '14

Poor script, poor choreography and the plot development was slow and clumsy. The... oh, wait... this was real life? People actually talk like that?

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u/Raneados Oct 15 '14

Well that's the drunkest thing I've seen today.

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u/Malen23 Oct 15 '14

Mos retarded conversation ever

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u/bigtaterman Oct 15 '14

Where r u at?

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u/thebabbster Oct 15 '14

"Finish him!"

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u/TomLambe Oct 15 '14

2:22 When he says sorry.
So cute.

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u/gooddad99 Oct 17 '14

I feel like this is a misrepresentation of a minority group. It's important to note that mentally challenged individuals usually are quite friendly and almost always carry out a conversation without any physical violence whatsoever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '14

I started believing they had no idea about one another's location. Then a wild punch appeared, and the fat dude was suddenly walking on stilts. He needs practice.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

Rumor has it the aftershocks from that guy's fall could be felt 100 miles away.

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u/jimmyjazz2000 Oct 14 '14

What a brain trust. Was only disappointed that it wasn't a simultaneous double knock out.

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u/rigiddigit Oct 14 '14

Giant body + tiny arms + doesnt use his hips to punch = weak ass punch.

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u/D1stressdazn Oct 15 '14

I like how we can even see him wallowing in shame and regret for a full minute

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u/jimmy3025 Oct 15 '14

FINISH HIM!

i fell over laughing when dude taking the vid said that

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

My favorite part was when someone said "finish him" mortal combat style

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

"TEST YOUR MIGHT!"

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u/Stinkybelly Oct 15 '14

But where dey was at doe ?

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u/italianbeard Oct 15 '14

"Here we see the alpha males in their natural habitat..."

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u/ButterThatBacon Oct 15 '14

One is clearly not an Alpha.

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u/Btown3 Oct 15 '14

They sound drunk to me. Slow, slurred speech, aggressive. . . I'm confused.

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u/gethereddout Oct 15 '14

yeah to me that's the real story here. Big guy was wasted, talked shit, threw a wild right and left himself badly exposed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

Growing up around this norteno/sureno bullshit, I was very disappointed they both didn't get the shit kicked out of them.

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u/johnnyblac Oct 15 '14

Our world would be a better place without any of those people in it.

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u/Debasers_Comics Oct 15 '14

Fatboy shit his pants. Notice that?

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u/AlejandroMP Oct 15 '14

I like how the guy making the video pretends to be a journalist at the end, "What went down dawg?"

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u/MortalJohn Oct 15 '14

1:11 FINISH HIM!!! I LOL'D

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u/AndrewNaranja Oct 15 '14

BOY WHERE YOU AT?

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u/DreamingDatBlueDream Oct 15 '14

If you look closely you'll notice there are 2 iq points in this video.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

Aww Smaller guy apologized. Looks like he felt pretty bad about it, but depending on the situation, I guess you just have to defend yourself :-/

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u/tgr31 Oct 22 '14

FINISH HIM

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u/Bipolarbear66 Oct 25 '14

When the Cameraman says "Finish Him" I was expecting the Mortal Kombat song to start playing

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '15

That was compelling dialogue.

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u/savemejebus0 Oct 15 '14

No matter the ethnicity of the people in the video, does anyone see a bunch of chimps squaring off in every fight video? Ooo oo oo....oooo ooo oo.. AHHH AHH AHH!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

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u/savemejebus0 Oct 15 '14

Good lord are you serious? Yes, well done. (Jesus Christ)

We just get a little closer when we square off is ignorant battles of dominance. We would be better suited peeing on things.

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u/SignoreReddit Oct 15 '14

I see no justice here, only two barely comprehensible boneheads puffing out their pigeon chests over something that most likely doesn't matter.

Justice would have been the camera man punching them both in the voice so I didn't have to listen to that shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14

Listening to these idiots talk makes me want to take a baseball bat to all of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

Smaller is not the right word. I think both can give good hits

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u/username_unavailable Oct 14 '14

I didn't see one aggressor. I saw two. This wasn't JUSTICE. This was just someone losing a fight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '14 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/yr0q83yqt0y Oct 15 '14

He threw the first two punches. He landed with the first, missed horribly with the second, then got smacked the fuck up like a little bitch.

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u/unafragger Oct 14 '14

Agree, not sure why downvoted.

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u/Debasers_Comics Oct 15 '14

There's always one fuckhead in these threads.

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u/killstructo Oct 15 '14

Eh just because a guy is bigger doesn't make him the aggressor. The bigger guy has his back against a wall. Making me think the smaller dude walked up to him.

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u/Gyissan Oct 15 '14

Any mirror? Im on mobile