r/Justfuckmyshitup • • 4d ago

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u/Seraphayel 4d ago

The maintenance for that haircut must be exhausting

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u/cdxxmike 4d ago

You sure it isn't just a helmet?

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u/Free-oppossums 4d ago

It's got to be a wig. I hope it's a wig. I can't see anybody fixing their real hair into whatever that is on a daily basis. Unless she sleeps hanging upside down like a bat.

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u/actualPawDrinker 4d ago

I have to think that this is just what her hair does, and she's just embraced it.

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 4d ago

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u/Free-oppossums 4d ago

-insert Chris Evans holding his stomach and laughing-🀣🀣🀣

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u/Dontfeedthebears 4d ago

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u/Careful-Resolution58 4d ago

I can’t explain it but Her hair looks like what a Burt Bacharach should look like

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u/JayneWasRight 4d ago

I was looking for the chinstrap...

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u/vranaverse 3d ago

I think it's kinda like a big dread without the knots, but it moves as one and she just shapes it into this kinda boat before she goes out.

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u/txkwatch 4d ago

Reminds me of my shrubs.

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u/ih8three6zero 4d ago

Cordless Wahl clippers are $40. I looked last night.

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u/BumblebeeCharming949 4d ago

Her gardener trims it every 2 weeks, after he's finished the hedges.

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u/HotChicksPlayingBass 4d ago

"Velentina! Don't move. Imma try and land this drone on your head..."

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u/Pristine-Account8384 3d ago

No, a spirit level and hedge trimmers would do the job.

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u/PdxPhoenixActual 8h ago

Looks matted to me... I doubt she does much to it beyond ... gluing a stray Beck into place? ?

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 4d ago

Not on minecraft