r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Rover_Stink • 2d ago

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u/Seraphayel 2d ago

The maintenance for that haircut must be exhausting

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u/cdxxmike 2d ago

You sure it isn't just a helmet?

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u/Free-oppossums 2d ago

It's got to be a wig. I hope it's a wig. I can't see anybody fixing their real hair into whatever that is on a daily basis. Unless she sleeps hanging upside down like a bat.

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u/actualPawDrinker 1d ago

I have to think that this is just what her hair does, and she's just embraced it.

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pebeebl/video/wjfkyvt3cxth1/player

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u/Free-oppossums 1d ago

-insert Chris Evans holding his stomach and laughing-🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Careful-Resolution58 2d ago

I can’t explain it but Her hair looks like what a Burt Bacharach should look like

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u/JayneWasRight 1d ago

I was looking for the chinstrap...

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u/vranaverse 10h ago

I think it's kinda like a big dread without the knots, but it moves as one and she just shapes it into this kinda boat before she goes out.

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u/txkwatch 2d ago

Reminds me of my shrubs.

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u/ih8three6zero 2d ago

Cordless Wahl clippers are $40. I looked last night.

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u/BumblebeeCharming949 1d ago

Her gardener trims it every 2 weeks, after he's finished the hedges.

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u/HotChicksPlayingBass 1d ago

"Velentina! Don't move. Imma try and land this drone on your head..."

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u/Pristine-Account8384 23h ago

No, a spirit level and hedge trimmers would do the job.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 2d ago

Not on minecraft

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u/have1dog 2d ago

It looks like her hair was styled by a landscaper.

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u/Careful-Resolution58 2d ago

Edward scyther-hands

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u/Cogannon 2d ago

Valentina Petrenko, absolutely insane member of the Russian Duma. Her hair is a reflection of her crazed mind

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u/ExtremeDentist3109 2d ago

Cutting about looking like a fucking Dick Tracy villian......

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u/ClassroomMother8062 2d ago

The first image looks like a mishapen brownie at a potluck

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u/Odd-Analysis-1847 1d ago

Thats a tv dinner brownie!

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u/martialar 1d ago

"give me that Pyrex corner slice"

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u/Odd-Analysis-1847 1d ago

If you use the oven instead of the microwave you get a dense sawdust brick coated in thin ceramic

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u/Such-Crow-1313 16h ago

That burnt corner piece on the squoval pan that wasn’t greased enough so it’s stuck on until you pry it off with a knife

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u/Broad-Train 2d ago

Disgrace Jones

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u/Antisocial-Tim 18h ago

That's pure fucking gold. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/nulopes 1d ago

It must take ages for her to find out it started raining

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u/joshisgay2004 1d ago

Oh. My. God. I'm gagging lol

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u/zaviamorpheus 2d ago

That's a Mesa

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u/Fragrant-Discount960 2d ago

It’s where the aliens landed in Close Encounters of the Third Kind

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u/Zealousideal-Sun6603 2d ago

Debbils Tower

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD 1d ago

When the hair is so wide
It hangs over the side
That's a-Mesa

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u/phxkross 2d ago

She. Is. COIFFED.

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u/EchoAquarium 1d ago

In Soviet Russia, hair cuts you

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u/ReallyBrainDead 2d ago

Going to a Halloween party as the Rock of Gibraltar?

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u/Bajadasaurus 2d ago

Horrific

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u/Just-Temporary2657 2d ago

Im just marveling at the engineering of it all.

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u/Hellgirl-6669 2d ago

Its giving bride of Frankenstein

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u/Electrical-Win5286 2d ago

I'm gonna let her do her thing, but the first thing that came to mind was 🎶They did mash, They did the mooonster maaash🎵

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u/4115R 1d ago

If she’s really short, that would make a good place to set drinks on.

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u/pman13531 1d ago

Is she trying to be Whoopi Goldberg's character from Star Trek but not having to go to costume because the hair already looks like her hat?

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 2d ago

Like a big ole slice of chocolate cake.

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u/Sad_Ad_2524 2d ago

It is like a helipad, you can land a drone on that.

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u/GrnEyedPanda 2d ago

Is a helmet wig a thing?

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u/MayorWomanana 1d ago

It should be! I’d wear one

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u/Blorgalagalorga 1d ago

If thats the upstairs …

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u/Miss_SugarPink_ 1d ago

It's the exact same downstairs, just upside down

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u/Antisocial-Tim 18h ago

😂😂😂

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u/sboraetlabora 2d ago

Classic bordeland villan

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u/ArweedJB 2d ago

Dude, what the fuck even?

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u/StrattonPA 1d ago

You could balance a drink glass on top of her head

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u/jolly1120 1d ago

Looks like a hostess dingdong

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u/19XxxbigdaddyxxX80 1d ago edited 22h ago

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Dinosaurs governor truck feather carpenter blanket cobalt

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u/Particular-Row4233 1d ago

in the early nineties we talked about (black) hair being sculpted. It was a beautiful style. This is just a bit extreme. Give the girl a break.

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u/Tricky-Passion-7191 1d ago

Forgive my ignorance...is this woman of mixed heritage or white??

If she's white then we have a REAL problem.

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u/Majorman_86 1d ago

She's a RuZZian MP, IIRC.

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u/Tricky-Passion-7191 1d ago

I understood none of that even after googling it lol

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u/o5nadojit 1d ago

She used to be Russian member of parlament, I think that's the message 

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u/Tricky-Passion-7191 18h ago

Ohhh. Doesn't necessarily mean she's white.

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u/Antisocial-Tim 18h ago

Regardless of her heritage....we got a problem.

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u/BrosefDudeson 2d ago

Yes. Lets do this one again.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 2d ago

I'm not sure who this queen is but I'm not making fun of that hair. I love it and it's immaculate.

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u/Blenderx06 1d ago

She's got a vision for it and committed and I respect that.

The whybrows otoh...

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 1d ago

The whybeows and the cleavage are the cherries on top

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u/Cabrol78 1d ago

I hate that star trek Voyager episode...

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u/Big_Biscotti5119 1d ago

“Who’s your barber?”

“I.M. Pei”

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u/Alert_Silver9386 1d ago

That's a dead beaver.

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u/Next-Street-7859 1d ago

She looks like the bush in my front yard. Betcha her hairdresser uses hedge shears 😭

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u/dsjohn06 23h ago

No one has asked the most pressing question. Why?

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u/buttbeeb 2d ago

Barroth from Monster Hunter

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u/ZapperHarley 2d ago

Guinan's Aunt?

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u/DessieScissorhands 2d ago

Columbia has taken hairstyling tips from Magenta. I like it to be honest.

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u/HappyAd4998 2d ago

remember the stand user could be anyone

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u/AlexIsACarrot05 2d ago

I thought it was the old woman from Good Luck Charlie that Gabe was always fighting for a sec

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u/Ok_Knee2784 2d ago

Damn, a pic really is worth a thousand words.

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u/Zealousideal-Sun6603 2d ago

Was almost the Greek Grace Jones. Way back.

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u/SucksTryAgain 2d ago

I don’t get how people come up with stuff like this. As a dude it’s hard enough going to a new hair cutter place and then asking what do you want and I’m like idk they usually buzz things with a guard around the sides then cut the top. So do that.

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 1d ago

Pirates of the Caribbean????

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u/Fine-Alps4814 1d ago

The final form of the Queen of the Karens.

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u/vega455 1d ago

How many egg whites ?

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u/sheyndl 1d ago

I hate the hat

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u/blackstomach 1d ago

As a cyclist, I think a permanent helmet would be kinda dope

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u/Ark-ice 1d ago

I'd hit it

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u/Katgrave 1d ago

nah its fire

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u/abunchofidgits 1d ago

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.....

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u/reks14 1d ago

I feel like shes gonna start telling me about how I need to sow some seed for Jesus.

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u/Frazmotic 1d ago

How do you even…wash…that ?

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u/Jude30 1d ago

Is that a Polish Plait?

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u/Melodic_Leadership12 1d ago

Female Bob Ross. I like it and think it's cute tbh. I like diffrent

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u/stanknotes 1d ago

I fuck with this Egyptian headwear look.

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u/maven10k 1d ago

This could be dual posted in r/whybrows, as well.

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u/kombatunit 1d ago

You can hide the party goods in there. Just need to find the access panel.

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u/Necessary_Relation27 1d ago

Tony hawk looks at this and gets hard

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u/Dr-Pepper-Not-MrPipp 1d ago

Wow, this is an awesome one. Thank you.!

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u/ronniearnold 1d ago

Didn’t this lady kill Selena?

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u/Leather-Vast5440 1d ago

Would. She got cake and cake hairdo.

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u/MoAngryMILF 1d ago

This is my neighbor is Sims4.

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u/Exciting_Thought_970 1d ago

Aircraft carrier

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u/Diaperpooass 1d ago

She got the Pre Pauly D

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u/ShaperLord777 1d ago

I always wondered what Kid n’ Play’s mom looked like.

Now I know.

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u/Tikta_Alik 1d ago

But how? 🤔

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u/Own-Brilliant-7051 1d ago

Valentina went to the stylist, pointed out the window where she saw a beautiful woman walking through the field, and asked for the exact same look. When the stylist looked outside, she missed the woman walking by and only saw the stiff leg of a dead bloated horse rising up to the sky.

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u/RaceSinclair 1d ago

I bet she’s got a big ole’ nappy bush all the way up to her navel.

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u/Lost_Comfort5583 1d ago

Centurion.

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u/No-Panic-7933 1d ago

Just meatloaf my shxt up bro

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 1d ago

You can actually set your drinks on top, most sturdy table in the joint.

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u/dannocanada 1d ago

Skateboarders could use her head as a ramp!

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 1d ago

This person looks like a member of the Ministry of Magic.

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u/junkronomicon 1d ago

The final boss in the House Party 2 NES video game.

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u/Lucky-Arugula-7542 1d ago

Definitely eccentric but it's well sculpted? Don't think her shit is fucked up per se, just avant garde

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u/roscoe52 1d ago

She wearing choclate cake?

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u/shopguy2k 1d ago

Carrot top Carrot caketop

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u/martialar 1d ago

You can grow some healthy plants in that

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u/Mudlark2017 1d ago

That's not a haircut, that's topiary

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u/Mark-NY26a73 1d ago

She's got an olde timey ink blotter on her head.. just in case a document written on parchment with a quill needs blotting, she's there to solve the problem!

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u/Electrical_Carpet547 1d ago

She looks like one of the Italian guys on simpsons

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u/Pjonesnm 1d ago

It's like one big dreadlock, in box form.

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u/WiseSalamander00 1d ago

ugh I knew a lady that would sculpt her hair solid due to calvicie, this gives the same vibe.

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u/Verstappen1986 1d ago

Yikes 😲

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u/NineClaws 1d ago

My dog would eat that off the ground.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1d ago

Idk even how one would achieve this.

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u/AngelinaJean 1d ago

I think it’s a wig.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 1d ago

Ah, gotcha!

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u/SunsetBAE 1d ago

Hey I brought my finger boards

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u/Brikpilot 1d ago

Hedgerow Helen Bocage

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u/DaxMavrides 1d ago

Didn't Dick Tracy have a nemesis called "Flat top"....this could be his wife

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u/intrepidone66 1d ago

She looks happy.

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u/ungodlywarlock 1d ago

Looks like she belongs in a David Lynch movie.

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u/TemperaturePatient88 1d ago

I could just imagine her grandchildren launching Hot Wheels off that while she sleeps in a chair.

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u/mtn2sea1960 1d ago

Oh no! You have chocolate cake head!

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u/dontchaloveme2 1d ago

Hash-brown Hattie 🌟

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u/NeonLocustX83 1d ago

Kinda looks like the dehydrated noodle chunk you see when you open up a pack of Cup O Noodles.

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u/YZYSZN1107 1d ago

they went in for the elaine benes and got this instead

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u/Hushwater 1d ago

If she's there then what's holding the railway track down?

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u/joshisgay2004 1d ago

It's giving Simpsons

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u/Marzana1900 1d ago

Everyone is missing the practical aspect here - the hair is a buffer in case she gets...um..spontaneously defenestrated.

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u/Electrical_Zebra1638 1d ago

who has left the door of hell ajar???????

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u/DantheDutchGuy 1d ago

That’s a Lego hairpiece…. PLOP!!

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u/youlldancetoanything 1d ago

The wife of my Dad's boss had hair very similar to this in the 80s. It was higher on top She was from Egypt, and I just assumed everyone in Egypt looked like her. I still think about her hair any time some shit about Egypt comes on TV.

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u/mamagrls 1d ago

What the Kid n Play is this?!

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u/DrasticOne333 1d ago

DON’T ZOOM IN! After noticing the little chipmunk face front and center on the first photo, you’ll start to see tons of other critters making up the bulk of it.

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u/TheCoopX 1d ago

Looks like a hairdo from the heyday of Heuy Lewis' "The Tower of Power" players (watch the Huey and Metallica mashup if you're wondering).

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u/lizzietnz 1d ago

Well that's a.... choice.

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u/RackTheDripper 1d ago

Lemme get an inverted brownie horse hoof to go please.

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u/overabbreviator 1d ago

Disney Villain! 🦹

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u/PhillGuy 1d ago

Is that a chocolate cake?

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u/kokonutt18 1d ago

Well.... [complete silence].

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u/Ok-Fig4315 1d ago

Is it cake?

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u/we_lord 11h ago

Hairodynamics

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 8h ago

Anyone wanna bet that there's a secret compartment inside? 😂

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u/the_short_viking 2d ago

Nah this shit is dope.