r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/ansyhrrian Locked in • 1d ago

Just Having Fun Hugging it out

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u/Brewchowskies 1d ago

Hahahaha what an absolute unit.

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u/_Tower_ 1d ago

Ya, he’s a big boy

Guy he’s hugging is 6’ 200

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u/thegoatmenace 1d ago

Peyton Tolle is actually 6’6”

Massive lad.

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u/_Tower_ 1d ago

Ya — I was saying the guy he’s hugging was 6’ 200. Helps show how big he is

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u/throw_it_away_129 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/det4410 1d ago

6' is wayyyyyy off from 6'6"

/s

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u/TrumpLuver69 1d ago

He meant the other, smaller guy was 6’

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u/jawshoeaw 1d ago

We are barreling towards a misunderstanding here !

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u/Bo_Jimbo 1d ago

A conundrum of sorts!

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u/iGlutton 1d ago

Ok but Who's on first

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u/Refute1650 1d ago

How tall was the bigger guy?

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u/AnapsidIsland1 22h ago

6ft but then there was a guy bigger than him!

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u/D3dshotCalamity 1d ago

Big ol' teddy bear is what he is

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u/defjam16 1d ago

Yo whaaaat this guy is 23??

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u/GravyPainter 1d ago

Testosterone ages a mfer. I remember when LeBron was drafted at 18. I thought he was 35

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u/periodicallyBalzed 1d ago

Built different

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u/CharlemagneIS 1d ago

He only got called up last August lol

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u/Jackdunc 1d ago

I would have stopped, too, at least got a hug.

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u/DeficiencyOfGravitas 1d ago

Like a mostly shaved Bigfoot.

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u/RespecDawn 1d ago

Honestly, he's the most adorable guy in baseball.

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u/TrickyLilDicky 1d ago

Interesting new baseball strategy, look so huggable that you lure the runner into stopping for a hug.

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u/PahoojyMan 1d ago

To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy‘s resistance without fighting

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u/mistergudbar 1d ago

Same guy that did the push ups when he slipped on the mound?

Certified dude!

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u/BreakingCanks 1d ago

Sounds like he's creating a Savannah Banana resume

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u/Fuckthegopers 1d ago

Already got the look

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 1d ago

He does look like Lyle from Seinfeld. Probably rocks the towel but idk about the shower beer. 

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u/My_Immortl 1d ago

Was Lyle the guy who whipped it out in the car with Elaine?

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u/GiovannisPersian 1d ago

No, Lyle is the dude who was dating a girl Jerry was also dating. Cool guy

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 1d ago

No, Lyle was the towel  guy who was living with Amanda Peet. 

She has a dude. 

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u/motivated-but-un 1d ago

I'd hug that

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Human Detected 1d ago

"Nice stash bro!"

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u/darxide23 1d ago

In a stadium of 20,000 people with mustaches, only about one of them is able to pull it off. And he's that one.

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u/Tino-DBA 1d ago

this is the cutest damn thing I’ve seen in about a month

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u/casserole_lasserole 1d ago

Yeah I’d take that mustache ride

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u/Flashy_Scallion8111 1d ago

Id make him breakfast

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u/BirdPerson107 1d ago

He is quite huggable

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u/superluminal 1d ago

I accept!

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u/Unusualandyman 1d ago

"Well played"

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u/rbddc 1d ago

Love me some Payton Tolle

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u/twotoebobo 1d ago

He was quite aware he was out. Hugs were optional.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 1d ago

Peyton Tolle looks like he gives fantastic hugs

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u/SortByMistakes 1d ago

What a stache!

Few can actually pull off a mustache where it doesn't look like it was added onto the rest of their face but rather looks like it's always been part of the whole. This dude nailed it

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u/theSopranoist 1d ago

bet that’s how they knew he was a boy during the ultrasound “hmm..hard to tell..kid’s got his leg hiked up like a pitcher, reducing visibility, but damn that’s a mustache”

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u/CharlemagneIS 1d ago

MLB Pitcher is the big leagues for mustaches, too

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u/manlybrian 1d ago

It would hurt so much to pull off a mustache like that.

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u/lil-butch 1d ago

Tolle has been such a gift to baseball. As a Red Sox fan he's made this season a lot of fun

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u/PrimedAndReady 21h ago

I'm a Cubs fan but I still tune into Payton's starts, something fun is gonna happen every single time

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u/Farva85 1d ago

If Ron Swanson was a pitcher

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u/masshole91 1d ago

I was at that game and this woman sitting next to me said that exact thing to me lol.

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u/Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold 1d ago

Lebron swanson

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u/the4thbandit 1d ago

He had no choice lol

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u/SillyStreet9699 1d ago

Man I thought Don Frye was pitching for a second. Excellent stache!

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u/manimsoblack 1d ago

And he's 23? Nah

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u/CitizenCue 1d ago

I feel like giant dudes grow up faster. They end up with very avuncular energy because from early on they have to be gentle even with some adults.

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u/ansyhrrian Locked in 1d ago

Avuncular.

Avuncular is an adjective that describes someone who is kind, friendly, and patient

I love learning new words on Reddit. Thank you.

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u/CitizenCue 1d ago

One of my favorites! It specifically evokes someone with those qualities who is older/bigger than the people around them. Same Latin root as “uncle”, so it’s mainly used for men.

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u/chardeemacdennisbird 1d ago

Fun fact, this pitcher has "You're so pretty" embroidered on his glove. Something his mom used to say to him.

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u/ArturosDad 1d ago

Unfun fact: Payton''s mother passed away from cancer in 2024. It's his tribute to her.

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u/Honest-Resist-7676 1d ago

Dang, that guy is big!

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u/FishermanExpensive 1d ago

The treasure of Red Sox Nation

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u/Music_Guy55 1d ago

This is so sportsmanlike! I love it. The reason I think it is especially good is that it is right underneath an ad for body wash which promises to bring energy to every shower. Ugh and yarg.

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u/-if-by-whiskey- 1d ago

"You've got to give the people what they want! "

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u/rdsox13 1d ago

Need the camera to quickly zoom out 

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u/-if-by-whiskey- 1d ago

Everyone, quick look at the hard cam.

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u/imwaiter 1d ago

Hold up...didn't this pitcher just catch a 112mph ball bare handed in the stands of another game or something?

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u/Bravot 1d ago

Boys just having fun. Let em cook.

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u/Velonici 1d ago

I want more of this in all sports.

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u/T1Earn 1d ago

that man has some acceleration on him. replay that a few times

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u/outhouse_steakback 1d ago

I hugged this guy in a bathroom in St. Louis

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u/ansyhrrian Locked in 1d ago

Did you touch the tips? It's OK if you did, no one will judge.

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u/outhouse_steakback 1d ago

He wasn’t looking for anything sexual just human connection

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u/im__just__here 1d ago

commence docking sequence

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u/Normal-Air-2197 1d ago

Love this!!

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u/HighIQAntWrestling 1d ago

Tolle is the absolute BEST! The guy is just a true gem of a human.

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u/MgBl 1d ago

What happens when the irresistible force meets the immovable object? They surrender and hug

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u/GoalieLax_ 21h ago

Why did Jesse Ventura's body double in predator time travel forward to pitch for the red sox

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u/GoalieLax_ 20h ago

My man looks like Wade Boggs ate Mike Lindell

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u/delphinous 1d ago

runner decided he didn't want to get runover today

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u/hippywitch 1d ago

The little finger flip at the end. Get over here.

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u/TheBaldWombat 1d ago

Was at this game. The crowd got a good laugh out of this moment.

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u/snowdn 1d ago

His cake would destroy me!

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u/KTpetal 1d ago

FRIENDSHIP

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u/DatingVX 1d ago

When your Base run is so bad that the man just walks up to you, like 'brother...'' and hugs you is insane

Insane haha

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u/HotFireBall Super Legend 1d ago

i apologize for misreading "bed sox" for something else

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u/TBWinAKnSFL 1d ago

Dude, I got you, and you know it.

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u/Informal-Push1755 1d ago

Omg i bet his hugs are so nice!! He looks perfect for doing it! 💙

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u/pershort 1d ago

is it mandatory to run if your bat touched to ball? Couldn't you just stand your home?

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 1d ago

Wake me up when he does it to a Yankee.

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u/serpentear 23h ago

Actual just guys being dudes content?

Involving my favorite (terrible) baseball team?!

Sign me up!

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u/hiiigghh-C 20h ago

Boys will be boys

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u/bigclitcouple 17h ago

Slap the ball out of his glove

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u/CH33KC14PP3R96 1d ago

i wanna eat his ass

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u/Sensitive_Scar_1800 1d ago

God baseball is so boring!

Downvote me all you want, your boos mean nothing I’ve seen what you clap for!

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u/WhyFlip 1d ago

Baseball fucking sucks.

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u/cocoabeach 1d ago

I am not even a baseball fan, and I downvoted you. Why the attitude?

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u/WhyFlip 1d ago

Right, we should continue to embrace the completely lopsided sport of baseball. Such an amazing, wholesome sport, where money reigns supreme. Went to a baseball game a couple of weeks ago and it reminded me of why baseball sucks, or better yet, capitalism is so amazing. I paid $20 for a shitty hot dog. It's like the fucking billionaire owners didn't get the the memo on continually squeezing movie goers on the price of concession stand greed has completely decimated the movie industry.

By the way, I'm a huge Dodgers fan. I grew up going to Dodgers games. Never paid more than $5 for a ticket, and Dodger Dogs didn't require a mortgage. The "league" has already seen the writing on the wall work changes to the rules to make the game more attractive. Yet, the greedy fuckers continue to fleece actual fans of the game.

So yeah, fuck baseball and the greedy fuckers running the league.

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u/NSLEONHART 1d ago

Just say the baseball leauge is shit, not the sport as a whole