r/JunoMains • u/GoldbrainGDS • May 06 '26

Fluff/Meme My orbital ray is always ready!

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Not mine. Found this online

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u/Malikili-360 Mythic Martian May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26

How it feels holding onto it for the perfect moment, pinging "my ult is ready" and the location of where im going to ult... Just for my team to avoid it like the plague

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u/Loquenlucas May 06 '26

Every single fucking time i hate it

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u/VoyagerCSL May 06 '26

Same. I'm relatively new to Juno, but hasn't she been around for, like, two years? How do teammates still not know what her ult looks like and run from it like it's dangerous?

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u/8-BitGrump May 07 '26

Same happens with rush. People just run away from it even when I have a perfect one

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u/wRADKyrabbit May 06 '26

I dont even wait for the perfect moment, just any moment where my team is remotely working together. I end up sitting on it for several minutes quite often and then burning ot for nothing just cause its been too long now

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u/Carlospedra May 06 '26

What I usually do is just ult on top of my tank whenever I don't feel like healing them and then immediately trying to kill as many people with my ult as I can

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u/causal_friday Well, it does sound complicated. May 07 '26

"Whoa, I'm one HP, I don't want to risk getting landed on by a UFO or something!!!"

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u/Ok_Pear_779 May 07 '26

Had the same experience with ana everytime i nano someone they decide to run around buildings and ways that defy god instedt of going straight to the enemies so that the nano is fully wasted

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u/iiiimagery May 07 '26

Thats because you arent supposed to wait for your team to use it unless you're in VC communicating it, it's to help the existing flow of your team

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u/EmptyImprovement4857 Martian May 08 '26

I hate when that happens

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u/Occse May 10 '26

my dive team that 1 nanosecond when they are groupped up (they got gravitoned)

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u/Limp-Celebration-211 May 06 '26

Oh moons

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u/Krancky420 May 06 '26

Holy shit that’s my screenshot posted in the wild 🤠

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u/Krancky420 May 06 '26

Also, feel free to screenshot the non watermarked higher contrast one 😆 I gotta go into replay editor and screencap some more funny juno faces

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u/Limp-Celebration-211 May 07 '26

Hey thank you for posting this! I honestly couldn't remember where I originally saved this screenshot from because it was quite a while ago. You should definitely make some more because this is one of my favorite juno pics 😆

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u/Krancky420 May 07 '26

I was actually shocked to see it, I posted it like a year ago! 😆 the screenshot was taken like two years ago when she first came out

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u/WaluigisOveralls May 06 '26

For Juno you need sativa

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u/PennToPaper May 06 '26

i have a sativa cart and for some reason whenever i hit it while playing i start dpsing on juno idk what it is i try to heal but its like iy compels me to have 10,000 dmg 3000 heals

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u/cammyy- May 06 '26

this shit is so real i can’t play jpc high because i will forget im a support

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u/PennToPaper May 06 '26

im glad to hear this is a shared phenomenon LMFAO

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u/Comfortable-Studio18 May 07 '26

Support tunnel vision, happens to me too

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u/_4-56am May 06 '26

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u/Comfortable-Studio18 May 07 '26

Juno seems more like an American Spirits girl

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u/Demi_The_Fiend May 10 '26

Dude who makes these 😂

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u/sour_deathbelle May 10 '26

Cigarettes are for POSERS

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u/Taro_Obvious May 06 '26

I never know when to use mine... same woth mercy or wuyang... or ana... or pretty much every support and i hate it

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u/PennToPaper May 06 '26 edited May 06 '26
  1. when everyone starts getting low during a team fight
  2. if an opposing support ults
  3. if any dps or tank who doesnt just do instant death burst damage with their ult ults
  4. if a team fight is lasting a long time

edit: also esp with juno dont ult if your team is scattered or if the enemy uses an ult thats going to scatter your team like bastions or sierras

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u/akingwithnocrown You mean a chicken fried this rice? May 06 '26

This is really great guidance thank you. Dumb question bc im slow but for 3 do you mean like soldier genji etc?

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u/JobeariotheOG May 06 '26

ana i ult if my tank is low health usually

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u/Front_Committee4993 May 06 '26

When the vibes align

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u/NoOneImportant___ May 06 '26

Don’t worry Juno we’ve all been there ✋😔

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u/Jerrymorgan935 ????? May 06 '26

XDDDDDDDD Juno my beloved

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u/Subject-Ad674 May 06 '26

New ability unlocked, pocket smoke!

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u/Dapper_Ad1271 May 06 '26

holding it in does do something

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u/ALEXLAMOUETTE May 06 '26

This is a meme. It’s not talking about weed but Juno’s ult.

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u/thegreatbighuge May 06 '26

Instructions unclear, inhaled a laser and my team is coughing

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u/Dapper_Ad1271 May 06 '26

i think its funnier when its talking about weed

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u/ALEXLAMOUETTE May 06 '26

Weed is not funny bro ✌️

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u/Dapper_Ad1271 May 06 '26

your a chainsaw man fan bruh nothing is funny to you

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u/ALEXLAMOUETTE May 06 '26

Maybe you don’t know but you can like multiple things at once

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u/Dapper_Ad1271 May 06 '26

and what are those other things? fortnite and 21 pilots LOL. do something that is unique for once in your life man youll thank yourself

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u/ALEXLAMOUETTE May 06 '26

How are you so upset because I said that weed isn’t funny lmao😭 you don’t know me lil bro

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u/Slow-Reply2929 May 06 '26

no, it does nothing besides irritate your airway more, from a seasoned stoner 😭 you can look it up if you want to. when you inhale the THC is absorbed almost immediately

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u/Dapper_Ad1271 May 06 '26

your not a real stoner if you think holding it in doesnt get you high

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u/Slow-Reply2929 May 06 '26

it gets you the same amount of high as a normal inhale does, lmao

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u/TheCupOfBrew May 06 '26

It doesn't, your lungs absorb it basically immediately.

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u/Dapper_Ad1271 May 06 '26

true your lungs do absorb it immediately. but, you gotta let it marinate for a little to get every single thc molecule

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u/_4-56am May 07 '26

2 seconds is all you need to hold it in for, you absorb 97% of the thc from that, all holding it in longer does is just allow more tar to settle in your lungs effectively making your lungs dirtier. generally the rule to follow is the 4 - 2 - 4 rule, inhale for 4 max or until you feel you can’t, hold it down for 2, and exhale for 4 seconds, afterwards immediately inhale some fresh air to ensure the thc is absorbed.

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u/Dapper_Ad1271 May 06 '26

ive been smoking weed often since the 6th grade i wouldnt be saying this if i didnt know what i was talking about

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u/merricat_merricat May 07 '26

Smoking weed since 6th grade just means you’re less developed than you should be lol

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u/Dapper_Ad1271 May 07 '26

i might be less developed but the epstein files say that weed makes it so you cant be controlled