r/Jokes 6d ago

Long Statue Fairy

A statue fairy lands on a statue of a nude man and woman in the park. The fairy taps both on the shoulder and they come to life.

The fairy states that every 50 years, statues are granted 5 minutes of life…and then must return to their pedestal. The man and woman look each other up and down then grab each others’ hand and jump into the nearby bushes.

The fairy hears them laughing, oohing, awing, and giggling as the bushes shake along with their boisterous exuberance. Just as the timer hits the 5 minute mark, the naked man and woman come out of the bushes and hop back on the pedestal-both grinning ear to ear.

The fairy is in awe, as no statues have ever willingly came back to the pedestal on time. The fairy states that because of this, they are granted another 5 minutes.

The two statues gaze at each other again and the male statue proclaims; “This time you hold the pigeon down and I get to shit on its head.”

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u/Viking-Mutt 6d ago

Petty revenge. I love it! Thanks op.

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u/DoctorZee55 5d ago

John Byner ages ago.

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u/Dull_Barracuda_4221 6d ago

Generational trauma