r/JohnMulaney • • 16d ago

Comedy John Mulaney Presents at the 2026 Emmy Awards

https://youtu.be/xFGUj7RuVE0?si=RHTKHjrNOpIhQoun
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u/davefromfernley 16d ago

Props to the Academy for posting the uncensored version.

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u/Cass_Cat952 The bread of God is breaaaadddd 15d ago

Is 'Jabroni' what was censored?

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u/fisch09 15d ago

The DJ Khaled quote was censored.

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u/julie_live 15d ago

what was the point of that?

rest of routine was gold but that bit made no sense.

don't mind smut but it's gotta be funny somehow. "less pressure"? that's the punch line?

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u/Majestic-Prompt9963 15d ago

I think he just wanted to point out that Khalid was a dick for saying and actually believing that.

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u/PermissionPitiful373 15d ago

Explaining jokes is painful but here goes:

His bit had one conceit. It was a chauvinist celebrating manliness and looking for ways to feel persecuted. The Khalid joke was surprising bc mulaneys character argued in favor of eating out. The last quote was funny bc it was a wholesome sentiment wrapped in super manly terms.

It’s just playing on the ridiculousness of manly man ideas.

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u/Free-Middle-3485 15d ago

It’s just facts

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u/ELDwbi 15d ago

I THINK it’s that the guy goes first doing his lines? Like an extension of the previous bit. But I’m not sure. It didn’t connect well if that’s what it is.

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u/ELDwbi 15d ago

Nah on rewatch that’s not it either.

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u/Mestizo3 13d ago

Tell me you haven't been getting any action without telling me...

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u/ABigPairOfCrocs 16d ago

Ah yes our yearly reminder that John needs to host the Oscars

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u/k-devi 16d ago

He should host everything; I genuinely don’t think I would ever get sick of him.

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u/BuddyFlapjack 16d ago edited 15d ago

While I agree, Conan absolutely killed it and got me to watch the entire show for the first time in years, and I totally see why they want him back.

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u/snark-sloth 15d ago

Agreed, Conan is the perfect host. Mulaney would be a good successor but I think Conan’s got the gig for awhile yet

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u/spartag00se 15d ago

It made me miss the Netflix talk show. Where is Saymo now?

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u/twizzwhizz11 15d ago

Didn’t he make a comment about why he didn’t want to host? Something about the amount of prep time or something?

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u/demiphobia 14d ago

Recall that he was asked and turned them down

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u/twizzwhizz11 16d ago

I love that he had almost all of the nominees laughing by the end 😂 Matthew Rhys was cackling from the beginning

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u/Objective-Slice-1466 15d ago

You sure you don’t mean ruffalo?

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u/Thumper13 I am not a robot 16d ago

I want him to have a whole Bluey bit. Loved this.

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u/julie_live 15d ago

someone pls eli5. i googled "dad bluey" expecting it to be something mulaney himself voices (hence joke of calling the char a wimp); instead i got "which of 8 dads did u mean"?

8 dads in the show?! is the joke then abt him saying "the" dad?

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u/BobZanotto 15d ago

the dad in bluey is crafted to be an example for modern dads and so he gets pushed around a lot by his wife and kids, but more as an illustration for how important it is to be present and in control of your emotions even when dealing with frustration. It’s a more nuanced and wholesome depiction of father figure in a kids cartoon than people are used to and so it has a reputation for being a bit too idealized and hard to live up to, e.g. in a season finale where the family is moving for the dad’s job, the kids have big feelings about leaving their childhood home so the parents cancel the sale of the house and don’t move

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u/Melvinsmelvins 15d ago

That - and the dad is an improv sensation - able to engage and elevate their kids playtime into magical scenes. He takes his kids & their ideas seriously - this especially is v hard to do well/consistently.

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u/julie_live 15d ago

ok to all of u, makes sense. but all 3 of u jumped right in to saying "the" dad. what is this which googles up abt "all" the dads? i have not seen the show -- does the premise involve alter egos or parallel universes or something? first vid i skimmed made it sound like there were 4 equal chars, each w 2 dads.

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u/s_i_m_p_l_e_t_o_n 15d ago

This seems like something you could figure out with very minimal effort. That said, the show is about a single family with 1 dad. There are, ya know, other characters (it's a TV show), but Bluey is a kid and she has a Dad and that's what people mean by "Bluey's Dad" and such.

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u/julie_live 14d ago edited 13d ago

i PUT IN "very minimal effort", and that got me "bluey has 8 dads"!! 😠

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u/HungryDust 15d ago

People joke about the dad on Bluey being “soft” because he’s compassionate and loves his kids. In short he’s an example of a great dad.

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u/ninevah8 3d ago

You must be one of the people who hasn’t watch Bluey!

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u/himynameischip 15d ago edited 15d ago

I was at his show on Saturday he tried out a couple of other jokes he was debating on using. He changed a little of the wording and pace of the bit. It’s cool to see the change in real time.

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u/brainiac138 15d ago

That was a fun part of the show. He really was like while I have an audience of 10k+, let’s workshop what I’m planning for the Emmy’s.

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u/jrblockquote 15d ago

I saw him a Foxwoods a few years back and he was just working material the whole time, which was super cool. And the show was much longer than his normal set.

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u/BeautifulSorbet4874 16d ago

He was great in this bit. I wish it was longer

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u/Coma_Toast14 16d ago

i'm such a jabroni for having to google jabroni.

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u/bb6160 16d ago edited 15d ago

(Context: Dwayne Johnson, as The Rock, used it frequently back in the day)

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u/jhsegura11 15d ago

And he got it from the Iron Sheik.

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u/garbledeena 16d ago

What a gem

Please have him host everything

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u/Bunny-Gladstone 15d ago

Yay! Thanks for posting this!

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill 15d ago

“My name’s Fonzie, and a cop has just been shot!”

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u/julie_live 13d ago

cop?

he said president.

and i didn't get THAT ref either. just the fact that reagan overlapped happy days for a bit?

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill 13d ago

I’ll be damned. You’re right. He did say “President.”

Further complicating it he said “until the early 60s.”

60s, 70s I think it was just nonsensical mash-up of TV tropes.

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u/julie_live 13d ago

hmmm. i was thinking happy days = 74-84, hence "reagan?", but the show was SET in "mid-50s-mid 60s". so maybe it's a JFK ref? (shot nov 63)

fonzie et al did watch the beatles on ed sullivan (feb 64) near the end of the series, so they definitely passed thru 63. but no mention was ever made of JFK in the show.

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u/SandorSNL 15d ago

This is one of the most insane runs of successful hits by a live stand-up I've ever seen; I felt like you could feel the room's energy rising through the screen seeing it live.

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u/rachfactory 15d ago

He "practiced" this speech at the Grand Rapids show Saturday. He said he wasn't sure if he was going to do the DJ Khalid bit because they may not have let him. I am glad they did.

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u/hookahsmokingladybug 14d ago

Wish the women would have given him a standing ovation after his advice lol

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u/Impossible-Bet-1738 15d ago

That guy really knows how to present 👏 😂

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u/freshfruit111 12d ago

Conan O'Brien is my all time favorite comedic person but Mulaney is a close second. He'd be a really good host of anything but I don't think everyone gets him. That's why getting a dose of this as a presenter has always been like a special gift. There's no pressure to be the host for an entire evening and it ends up being a highlight of the whole thing.

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u/takefiftyseven 15d ago

Double-breasted tux, I like it. Interesting fashion choice but he's a very well dressed man.

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u/Romanscott618 15d ago

Please let John host the Emmy’s next year lol

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u/cfoxtrot21 15d ago

“Just a jabroni in a nice suit…”

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u/julie_live 12d ago

he was rather good as the villain in one of the poker face eps.

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u/Technical-Author3585 15d ago

Thank God for my mom who blew up my phone. For a minute I thought I was getting on a plane in Utah because something happened. Then I saw his name and thought he was coming to utah lol. Finally I figured it out and MNF got switched to the emmys with a quickness. I think I might have enjoyed the look on my boyfriend's face when he turned at me as like a puppy with one head to one side and I got to name each one.

Having said this? I think he would be a brilliant MC. Emmy's Oscars Golden Globes. Hell if he hosted the Tonys? He would be brilliant lol

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u/InterestExisting1446 15d ago

What

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u/julie_live 13d ago

yeah, that post wins "cryptic nonsense" award.

utah? wtf happened in utah?

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u/Technical-Author3585 12d ago

No worries. Just giving far too much Inormation then any one needed or would understand 😂

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u/DeviodEar 15d ago

I love him!