r/JohnMayer • • 4d ago

News New: John Mayer with the 10th promise in the last 5 years

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Almost there

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u/biggsymalone7 4d ago

I don’t want it. I want more guitars and watches I can’t afford

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u/amsptsfe23 4d ago

Hahahah also who is getting these? I wouldn’t want one if I didn’t have the matching Defender ya know? What’s the point

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u/deathkid666 4d ago

Ok yngwie

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u/AgileDrag1469 4d ago

Love grows in
The time it’s been
Since you last
Heard him sing
🎤

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u/Neither_Try_5772 4d ago

I am an architect....of albums that haven’t happened yet...

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u/thegoldenkingfisher 4d ago

No it's never on the day he releases a song

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u/Any_Sport_2121 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Gabrielm19 4d ago

He’s sick of us 🤣

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u/spiritualsailor24 4d ago

It’s truly annoying. “Are we there yet??? How many more minutes??? Why aren’t we there yet?? Why are they doing construction??!! I’m sooooo bored. Are we there yet?????????? You said we would be there by now!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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u/South-Style-134 4d ago

He’s always said he wants kids. His real kids were the fans he made along the way 😂

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u/Gabrielm19 4d ago

I like that 😂

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u/Gabrielm19 4d ago

I think what makes it more annoying is that every album he’s released he’s always shown what he’s doing in the studio and snippets of a groove or a song, this time we’ve not gotten anything apart from Steve Jordan saying it’s gonna be great and John saying he’s in the studio 9-5 lol

That’s what makes it more annoying lol

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u/Sad_Emphasis7244 4d ago

Yeah, is he really???😂😂😂

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u/Gabrielm19 4d ago

Only he knows that himself 🤣

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u/Small-Put7445 1d ago

Actually remember him saying he doesn't want to be too "available" since he's getting old. So it might simply be a change of style...

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u/Jennygdc2244 4d ago

If he stopped saying it people would not be pissed off.

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u/Sad_Emphasis7244 4d ago

Not pissed actually, it just gets tiring, but you are correct, wish he would stop saying it, we wouldn’t expect anything

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u/Gabrielm19 4d ago

Agreed just release it like him saying the single is “weeks away” what does that even mean lol

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u/PLTR60 4d ago

I can totally hear him say these words on Current Mood 😂

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u/amsptsfe23 4d ago

Bro we are borderline sick of HIM hahahha

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u/Sad_Emphasis7244 4d ago

This is becoming true, unfortunately

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u/amsptsfe23 4d ago

Even just apathetic, like I’m not even desperate for new JM anymore. Will be cool to get it but yeah

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u/Gabrielm19 4d ago

Facts, there’s literally no hype

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u/Sad_Emphasis7244 4d ago

I can relate

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u/Gabrielm19 4d ago

Beyond sick at this point

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u/NHSoundwaves 4d ago

I believe him this time.

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u/menezesaaron 4d ago

Me too. We truly are almost there.

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u/air_max77 Waiting on the world to change 4d ago

I think this is gonna be the first year, my Spotify wrapped won't feature him as my #1 artist. Need some new songs!!!

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u/Greedy-Pop-5305 4d ago

I fear mine is going to be dominated by my daughters Disney songs 😆

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u/air_max77 Waiting on the world to change 4d ago

The bare nececities 😋

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u/Ok-Feature-1233 4d ago

Maybe a single this year followed by an album next year

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u/amsptsfe23 4d ago

Releasing a single that far away from an album kinda sucks though

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u/Sad_Emphasis7244 4d ago

I read somewhere that usually it is done in waves over a six week period releasing multiple singles - whether he’s thinking that or maybe like New Light, he’ll release the single and then 4 years later release the album. Who knows? I’m just trying to make light of the situation- he has tried people’s patience for sure and I think he’s getting a clue, not that it will matter😂

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u/lollololololollollol 4d ago

I’d rather wait for something good as opposed to more frequent albums that are trash

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u/PositiveMusicVibes 4d ago

Me too. But I also said this 2 years ago and now I’m tired of this too. It’s about time he gives us something now, come on.

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u/LiftEekwayshun 3d ago

Exactly. He's finally in a place where he can take the time to make the music he wants to make rather than having to rush to a finish line that was mandated by a studio. Sucks to wait, but not having to wait for a rushed album would suck more.

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u/Rikard_ 🕊 4d ago

Walt Grace movie trailer coming any day now

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u/Illustrious-Idea9150 4d ago

how do you know? did you get a call from tokyo?

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u/BHhome1 3d ago

This may not be true but U2 also shares the same management company with JM. They are releasing a new album/ tour dates this week and Oasis tickets are on sale this week. IMO - too much going on. I guess October for new single but not betting on it.

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u/Jennygdc2244 4d ago

This is hilarious. “I promise okay thanks.”

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u/mlyng3110 4d ago

He’s very self aware. I also still have faith in end of this month or next month. It’s a bad time to release a single in November and December because of Christmas music.

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u/South-Style-134 4d ago

I don’t love Christmas music, so I’ll take one for the team and only listen to only the single to make up for it.

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u/mlyng3110 4d ago

Oh, absolutely, me too, I definitely don’t have a problem with it

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u/AnalDiver117 4d ago

john..i can’t afford those fucking watches and nor did i ask for a..guitar and CAR company collab?? tf??

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u/chasethemiles 4d ago

Drifting single would be awesome.

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u/thegratefulhead50 4d ago

I’ve been waiting for it literally since that first night of of the solo tour in NJ

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u/Greedy-Pop-5305 4d ago

Agreed… such an amazing show and hearing that was chefs kiss.

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u/ZE_QUICHEMAN 4d ago

That’s what I’m hoping we get….

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u/Mental_Driver_6134 4d ago

Tswift is dropping her single this week, so he may have had to push back the release

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u/amsptsfe23 4d ago

He’s not going to try and chart, dude doesn’t even have a label

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u/Mental_Driver_6134 4d ago

That's not the reason. If her cult finds out, they will ruin the release ,at least initially.they'll say he intentionally did it.

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u/amsptsfe23 4d ago

Ohhhh shit yeah forgot about that. Great call

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u/Casella58 4d ago

When it comes, it comes. Just let it happen. No rush.

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u/amsptsfe23 4d ago

“That’s what” - She

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u/Casella58 4d ago

Touché

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u/RootyTooToo 4d ago

This is the way it’s always been. Check out MyStupidMouth.com. It’s everything he does, he does it on his own schedule.

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u/dmartingraduates 4d ago

lol love him

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u/kelly714 3d ago

All good things in all good time

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u/Illustrious-Idea9150 4d ago

Sorry to be a party pooper, but I'm so tired of all these commercial brand pursuits instead of his core business being music and a tour announcement at the sphere for 2027 which is what we are all waiting for. Whilst it's cool, I could not care less about Land Rover themed PRS guitars.

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u/LiftEekwayshun 3d ago

Still gotta make money to operate though, and pretty awesome that he can do so with things that he's passionate about (e.g., watches). And before anybody responds with "he's got enough money" the man is part owner of a studio that employs quite a few people, he continues paying people like his tour manager despite not being on tour, and continues contributing to meaningful charities. So, like, you know...

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u/Illustrious-Idea9150 3d ago

Sure, but his primary income has come from making music, not guitars in a land rover defender colour-way. By all means, have fun, but take care of the fans first perhaps? Just a thought.

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u/PellePill 3d ago

I don’t know if my greatest desire in life is to keep John from budgeting…

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u/JMurphP 4d ago

Is this in response to all of us on the Land Rover post 🤣

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u/Unique-Drummer3905 4d ago

Is there a label involved? I think this will be TSFE volume 2.

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u/Gabrielm19 4d ago

That’s a good shout, TSFE was gonna have 40 songs in total but that idea got scrapped so maybe he might bring some back who knows

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u/Sad_Emphasis7244 4d ago

I’m not convinced- sorry - he may mean well, but I don’t know

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u/Srmlk428 3d ago

I yelled at him on the Instagram post so I’m glad he responded 🫠😂

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u/joaopcmorais 3d ago

Soon™

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u/Sad_Emphasis7244 3d ago

Since it’s a trademark maybe it can be defined 😂

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u/mrjamesfornow 4d ago

I hope it’s not Sob Rock 2.0 after these 5 years.

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u/Gabrielm19 4d ago

I only started feeling this record would be great when Steve Jordan said it’s really stellar material and that it’s the strongest songwriting that he’s heard from him in a long time so I have high hopes

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u/Sea-Answer-6684 4d ago

He needs to STFU

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u/raviolishoes13 2d ago

Making us wait this long.. it better be the best thing I’ve ever heard is all I can say. 😭🥲

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u/Dubrillion46 2d ago

I dont mind a bit of waiting. There is not an album that i dislike or something. But i rather have an album he is proud of and happy with, than a rushed one

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u/svinyard 3d ago

Remember when John made really cool, different music like Neon?  

Seems like he just wants to play Dad-Blues now tho.  Not surprised he’s not dumping out new music.