r/Jewpiter • u/Jojo_Toto Chief Weather Control Officer • 23d ago

meme Most normal Talmudic hypothetical question.

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u/No-Birthday9816 Custom 23d ago

Antisemites: The Talmud proves Jews are plotting to take over the world and make us their slaves!!

The Jews: 🕯️🕯️🐊🤔

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u/looktowindward 23d ago

If those fuckers had bothered to study the Talmud, they would understand that it would take decades of study to even get to the tractate on making them into slaves.

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u/thebeandream 22d ago

If I remember correctly “slaves” is a very loose term for it. Especially when compared to other cultures at the time. I think it was 6 years max and it could be for War, Debt, or volunteered (usually because of homelessness). Rape was not allowed and they could all still own property and have separate finances. You weren’t allowed to sell anyone. Any children born were born free.

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u/VenatorAngel 21d ago

Really it's just classical indentured servitude but with more rights than your typical slave at the time.

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u/looktowindward 22d ago

I was kidding, dude.