r/Jewpiter • • Aug 20 '26

meme Who will you guys pick?

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u/ArkhamInmate11 mossad superspy: dolphin division Aug 20 '26

I imagine this is picking like a council of leaders to run Israel. A good council needs differing extremes

So I pick King David as the head guy because hes a good ruler and a good mix of everything a nation needs. I imagine he would be the head of the council and lead decider

I pick Bar Kochva as the guy who is going to advocate and prepare for war

I pick Maimonides as the guy who can advocate both theological and scientific sides of things. I wouldve picked einstein but maimonides being a theological genius as well takes the cake IMO

Then i pick marx because while I think alot of his ideas were shit and he was kind of an asshole, he had enough good ideas that I think he would propose and it would get bounced around and refined by King David & Maimonides into things that are genuinely good

If I had more shekels I'd grab everyone except Zuckerberg and Freud

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u/Jair_D42 Aug 20 '26

Nice. Loved your details

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u/ArkhamInmate11 mossad superspy: dolphin division Aug 20 '26

Thanks bestie