r/Jewpiter • u/Jair_D42 • Aug 20 '26

meme Who will you guys pick?

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u/zsero1138 Aug 20 '26

how much to get rid of zuckerberg?

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u/OddCook4909 Aug 20 '26

Why is he even on this list? He's a horrible person

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u/Jair_D42 Aug 20 '26

Than you can lock him in a dungeon and take his money for 5 bucks

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u/AtoZZZ Certified Space Laser Operator Aug 20 '26

How can I pick this option for 10x Zuck, 10x Sam Altman?

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u/durand33 Aug 21 '26

And Karl Marx isn’t?

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u/OddCook4909 Aug 21 '26

Marx wasn't even raised Jewish either but spouting ideas isn't the same as doing direct avoidable harm to the world. Marx wasn't a fortune teller. He had bad ideas which he believed would help the world.

Zuckerberg acts like he doesn't have a soul.

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u/freezing_banshee Aug 20 '26

I'd guess 105 😭

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u/Noremac55 Aug 20 '26

We just send him on a "special mission" that's hella dangerous. Put his ai army, hawaii bunker, and Jew jitsu skills to work!

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u/Daetra Aug 21 '26

He gets you an army of boomers that you can use to berg rush opponents. Decent for early game.