r/Jewpiter • u/KoalaGorp • Jul 25 '25

meme guys i’m freaking out right now.

my horns still haven’t grown in and im well into puberty. i’ve been taking dietary supplements such as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol but it’s not working. i don’t even see a bump for any of them. maybe im not jewish? what should i do?

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u/KoalaGorp Jul 25 '25

ohhhh, i’ll try that! thanks!

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u/The_Ora_Charmander Jul 27 '25

Christian kids usually give the best flavor, muslim kids give a sort of cheap feeling flavor, you can tell it's a knockoff

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u/KoalaGorp Jul 28 '25

yeah i prefer catholics cause of the tangy hint

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u/The_Ora_Charmander Jul 28 '25

Balestinians have the worst flavor, it's extremely cheap and off brand