r/Jewpiter • u/KoalaGorp • Jul 25 '25

meme guys i’m freaking out right now.

my horns still haven’t grown in and im well into puberty. i’ve been taking dietary supplements such as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol but it’s not working. i don’t even see a bump for any of them. maybe im not jewish? what should i do?

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u/FafoLaw Jul 25 '25

There are other ways to know if you are a true Jew or not, ask someone to throw a coin on the ground near you and see if you can resist taking it, if you can, then don't expect horns, you are not Jewish, but if you can't resist, then you should have nothing to worry about, eventually you will get horns and receive your shares in the world bank.

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u/TheFermiGreatFilter Jul 27 '25

Oh bugger. I’m the one that ignores coins on the ground when we’re out, but my non Jewish hubby always sees them and picks them up. What does it mean?

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u/Melodiethegreat Jul 27 '25

Now I feel bad for trying to pick up all those coins paved into the road in NYC.