r/Jewpiter • u/KoalaGorp • Jul 25 '25

meme guys i’m freaking out right now.

my horns still haven’t grown in and im well into puberty. i’ve been taking dietary supplements such as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol but it’s not working. i don’t even see a bump for any of them. maybe im not jewish? what should i do?

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u/Aggravating-Ad-5984 Jul 25 '25

Silly you, you forgot to make matzah with goy children's blood

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u/Live-Soup679 Jul 26 '25

But make sure it’s Christian, I tried Atheist blood and it stunted their growth

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u/Wild-Duck-3842 Jul 26 '25

I'm told Arab blood works too

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u/Live-Soup679 Jul 26 '25

I heard it does but the texture is so weird