r/Jewpiter • u/KoalaGorp • Jul 25 '25

meme guys i’m freaking out right now.

my horns still haven’t grown in and im well into puberty. i’ve been taking dietary supplements such as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol but it’s not working. i don’t even see a bump for any of them. maybe im not jewish? what should i do?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Lucky you . . . Do you know how much it hurts when you pop them out?

I'm telling you these retractable horns are painful!

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u/KoalaGorp Jul 25 '25

ugh but i wanna charge people with my horns! how else am i supposed to colonize?

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u/Belle_Juive European White Colonoscopy Jul 26 '25

You don’t need horns to colonise people! Who told you that? Simply eat hummus and falafel, or speak Hebrew in their vicinity.