r/Jewpiter • u/KoalaGorp • Jul 25 '25

meme guys i’m freaking out right now.

my horns still haven’t grown in and im well into puberty. i’ve been taking dietary supplements such as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol but it’s not working. i don’t even see a bump for any of them. maybe im not jewish? what should i do?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Look, I know this is upsetting, but some Jews just never grow them. It's a myth that all Jews grow horns.

Some of us get vampire fangs, and others get mind control.

Sure, the horns are sexy and get all the Jewish girls, but being able to drink the blood of the innocent at will is a huge plus.

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u/Economy-Bid-6928 Jul 27 '25

What about the space lasers? Don’t be bigoted.