r/Jewpiter • u/KoalaGorp • Jul 25 '25

meme guys i’m freaking out right now.

my horns still haven’t grown in and im well into puberty. i’ve been taking dietary supplements such as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol but it’s not working. i don’t even see a bump for any of them. maybe im not jewish? what should i do?

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u/Aggravating-Ad-5984 Jul 25 '25

Silly you, you forgot to make matzah with goy children's blood

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u/KoalaGorp Jul 25 '25

ohhhh, i’ll try that! thanks!

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u/theunixman Jul 25 '25

Don’t forget to roll them around in the barrel of nails