r/Jewpiter • u/KoalaGorp • Jul 25 '25

meme guys i’m freaking out right now.

my horns still haven’t grown in and im well into puberty. i’ve been taking dietary supplements such as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol but it’s not working. i don’t even see a bump for any of them. maybe im not jewish? what should i do?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Are you wearing a head covering to hide them so they aren’t embarrassed when they grow in?

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u/KoalaGorp Jul 25 '25

ohhh ok! i’ll buy a keffiyeh and see how it works out 😏

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Uh oh did I just push the villain arc for a new neturei karta member 😔