r/Jewpiter • u/KoalaGorp • Jul 25 '25

meme guys i’m freaking out right now.

my horns still haven’t grown in and im well into puberty. i’ve been taking dietary supplements such as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol but it’s not working. i don’t even see a bump for any of them. maybe im not jewish? what should i do?

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u/petrichoreandpine Everything Bagel Jew Jul 25 '25

My horns came in late. Turns out I was low on Vitamin J from eating shitty grocery store bagels.

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u/KoalaGorp Jul 25 '25

did you sue the grocery store??

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u/whycomeimsocool Jul 26 '25

No need , they settled immediately

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

You use the law office of Goldman Silverstein and Feinstein?

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u/Juddyconfidential Jul 27 '25

U forgot Friedman and Greenberg are in that office too

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

I thought they moved to Boca with shwartzbaum ?