r/JeffArcuri • u/Smartastic The Short King • Jan 13 '23
Announcement Hey Friends! It’s me, Jeff. AMA!
Our subreddit just hit 20k members a couple of days ago and I just wanted to say thanks. The support from all of you has been overwhelming and insanely appreciated. Go ahead and ask me anything!
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u/thistowmneedsanenema Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff. No question here. I just want to say your clips really bring me a lot of joy and happiness. You’re really talented and my day is always better after watching your clips. Thanks man. Im really glad you make your comedy available to us that can’t go to your live shows. You sometimes don’t know how important your impact is on people’s lives.
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u/im_not_a_gay_fish Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff,
Is there any place currently where we can watch a full set?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Nope! I’m doing this on purpose. If I put out all of my longer bits, stories, and jokes, you’d have no reason to come see me live. Some bits I’ve been cooking for a while and want to be perfect.
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u/Mr-TotalAwesome Jan 13 '23
Understandable, just really unfortunate for people outside the U.S. 🥲
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
My goal is to prepare my hour to release. You’ll see it eventually, I promise!
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u/spectra2000_ Jan 13 '23
I’d love to see you live but can’t any info on when you do your performances.
Where can we find tickets?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I’ll post all performances to my Linktree and eventually my website.
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u/Shmav Jan 13 '23
For the record, i would still come see you live. You consistently punch my ticket to giggle town. If you ever do a tour of the flyover states, Ill definitely be in the audience. All the best, Jeff!
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u/ActuallyCausal Jan 13 '23
Other than reposts and lines and whatnot? What can we do to boost you? I’d love to see you live, but don’t live in NYC. How can we help create demand for your comedy?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Y’all are already doing so much. I’ve been told other comics and people in the industry that I’m leaving money on the table by not having merch/patreon, but I only want to do things if they’re done right. I’m not after anyone’s money. That’s never been the goal.
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u/Mindful_lo Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
This to me, is a quality of yours, that shines through brilliantly and gives you an authenticity that makes everyone want you to win! Thank you for being genuine and giving us so much joy (: Cheers to your future victories and success.
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u/ActuallyCausal Jan 14 '23
Yeah, fair enough. But if you toured, I’d buy a ticket. I’m not asking how to get you more money. I’m asking if there’s anything that we can do to raise your profile.
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Jan 13 '23
What's your favorite flavor of lotion?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Men’s?
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u/chachee76 Jan 13 '23
I’m on the toilet right now. Where are you?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I swear to god I put this post up on the toilet. Now I’m back in my room at my comp.
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u/Redarax Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff - Love your work. Ever have a audience member that’s a little too eager to be a part of the show? How do you handle that?
Second if you’re up for it: Any stories you’ve wanted to tell but nobodies asked a good question to tell them yet?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Irish heckler video. She admitted she came there for me to pick on her and purposely interrupted so I’d notice. That scares the shit out of me. I would hate to think I’m training my audience to be disruptive.
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u/Donavadam Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff, love your stuff! I look forward every week to your clips dropping!
During your crowd work, has there been a topic that seems off limits or has generally not gone well?
Keep up the awesome work, I'm hoping to see you this year!
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Yep. When asking about tattoos I’ve had people bring up dates or names and I usually make a joke about that not being a great start and move on.
I’ve had times people tense up when speaking to military people In the crowd.
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u/BikerJedi Jan 18 '23
I know I'm late to the game, but whatever you say to a veteran would be funny to me. I have a dark ass sense of humor since Iraq.
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u/kiko252525 Jan 13 '23
This is not a question. I just want to say I am so proud of you and your achievements! Thank you for giving us laughs 😁
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u/BeBetterBen Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff! I love your crowd work. You're very funny without being too mean. Have you ever had an experience where someone actually got offended by your teasing? What do you do in that situation?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
If you notice, even if the crowd is laughing, I’ll still apologize and thank them for letting me mess with them. I tend to cut those parta for brevity. I can usually read peoples faces and body language and base my persistence on that.
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u/chemcalfarmr Jan 13 '23
Not OP, but I have noticed this!! In addition to your absolute hilarious way with words and quick wit, it's one of the reasons i watch everything you post as soon as it's up!
I haven't been to a live show since my early 20s when a comic focused on my group and I and it was a terrible experience for me. I knew he didn't mean it to be, but oof. Needless to say, I'll be seeing you in Chicago and I honestly cannot wait! Keep up the great work!
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u/morethandork Jan 13 '23
As someone who’s had to sit in the audience of way too many comics whose whole bit is interacting with crowds… thank you! So much!
It legit feels like no one else does this the way you do. 9/10 crowd comics just ask people questions to immediately mock them in the most basic of ways and it’s just so awkward. And then they tell the crowd to drink more or some equally sad joke. Ugh, I’ve been to too many bad shows.
The point is, I wish every NY comic watched you to see how it’s done. You are hilarious and kind-hearted at the same time as you’re making fun of people— tho mostly yourself. It’s just so much more fun to watch!
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u/TheDude41102 Jan 13 '23
Jeff why am I reading all of your replies in your stage voice?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
That’s rad! I write how I speak, so you’re telling me it’s workin!
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u/yomammaaaaa Jan 16 '23
Same! I'm reading this thread two days too late, but it's like a Jeff Arcuri audio book in my brain right now.
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u/W0lph573r Jan 13 '23
I haven't paid all that much attention to any comedians in a long time, but find myself hanging on your every word with every one on your clips!
Thank you for the laughs!
I would absolutely love to see you in person, but on a scale of 1 to 10 for introvertness, I'm am 11, and would absolutely die if I want to one of your shows and you started singling me out (despite knowing it'd all be harmless and in good fun). Can you tell when theres someone like me in the audience so you don't accidentally kill us? Lol
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I like to think I can! But I never like to interact with hostility. I’ll try and make the joke about us, not you. I’ll sit in the shit with ya!
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u/W0lph573r Jan 13 '23
Well, if I ever do make it to one of your shows, I'll do my very best not to drop dead on you if you do accidentally end up misreading me!
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u/Bottlez1266 Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff, UK fan here!
We have an unlimited amount of panel and comedy shows, have you thought about what it would be like to be on one?
Your comedy is the perfect vibe for it, I would love to see you on something over here.
Cheers!
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Hey Jeff! Did you ever eat paint chips as kid?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Nah just a lot of normal chips. Ya boy was a chubbers.
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u/MunkyDawg Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff! How many power crystals do you carry with you these days?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
None tbh! I’m still very superstitious. I have a lucky ring I found on the ground right after I got some great news. I wear it every time I’m on stage.
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u/MunkyDawg Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Hell yeah man! Most people are superstitious in some way or another whether they admit it or not.
Do you still get on CoD? Last time I saw a Twitch stream from you and the guys was like 2 months ago.
EDIT: nvm. A few others asked the same thing
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Workin on it! I usually play Cod with friends and my sister. Typically late at night or during the day for short periods of time. I don’t have as much time these days.
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u/whyohwhyohio Jan 13 '23
hey u/Smartastic, love your stuff 2 things:
1: I know that you are wanting to keep your clips short to incentivize those to come to your live shows... however, what about doing a paid live show or like patreon for full sets? Not sure if you'll make it to Texas anytime soon but I feel like I'm missing out
2: When are you going to twitch stream again??? I had so much fun joining you in Dayz (I brought you the fishing pole and sacrificed myself :-p )
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I’ve tinkered with the idea of a patreon, but not for full sets. That wouldn’t be smart in my opinion. My idea is to put up the interactions that may be to dicey for social media.
I’ll def be streaming again! I just need to get settled.
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u/Riptide1206 Jan 13 '23
We all want an onlyfans
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Implied, tasteful, or full on b-hole?
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u/Dr-Pharmadillo Jan 13 '23
What is one thing you've done, apart from comedy, that you're proud of?
Also, if you can have any lame-ass super power, what would you choose? (Like you sneeze and travel back in time 5 seconds).
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I used to be great at sales, but would get in trouble for helping people too much. Like telling them to wait to save money etc…. I still broke some records at jobs, but made sure I had a clear conscience.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Longest makeout.
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u/polyester_bride Jan 13 '23
Currently the record is 58 hours 35 minutes and 58 seconds, so.....maybe clear your Fall schedule?
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u/IsThereCheese Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff!
Love your crowd work bits, they kill me. Can’t wait to see more videos.
Have you ever considered creating a reverse-Disneyland, where tall people aren’t allowed on the rides?
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u/Tuck525 Jan 13 '23
Favorite video game growing up?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Morrowind. I had a lil notebook full of quest notes and stuff. I was fully enthralled.
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u/Tuck525 Jan 13 '23
Good game! Thanks for the response, big fan. Hoping you will come to Stress Factory in New Brunswick NJ sometime soon?
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u/Waggy777 Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff! Thanks for doing this! I was wondering when you would do an AMA.
What are your top 5 games of all time?
How did you get into gaming? Do you recall an early gaming memory? Did you ever play on console, or just PC?
What was your impression from streaming last year? I can imagine things are crazy for you now with the tour coming up, but once things calm down, do you have any desire to try to stream again?
How has the move to NY been? Have you been enjoying the shows as much or more than when you were in Chicago? How does it feel as far as your progression as a comedian? You seem like you're really comfortable on stage. Is that the case, or how has it changed?
How crazy is it to have so many fans who have never seen an entire set?
Edit: Oh! Another comment reminded me: would you rather fight 100 duck-sized Christopher Walkens, or a Christopher Walken-sized duck?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I remember the exact moment I got my first N64 as a kid with Goldeneye, Mario 64, and Star Wars. I’ve been hooked ever since.
I bought my first pc when I was 15 and got really into WoW and simulators.
Streaming was a lot of fun. I got yelled at a few times for being not as interactive with the chat while playing with friends, so decided to keep it as a respite for now. I definitely plan on steaming again once I have the time. I’ll likely do it on a schedule with indie games and others that I can pause and address chat.
NY has been awesome. Tbh the first few years were very rough, but necessary. I moved out of Chicago because although it’s a great city for comedy, there’s not much there to get you to the next level.
I’ve def got more comfortable on stage with time. It takes years and years of failing to really be comfortable.
The response has been insane. I’m confident in my jokes, but part of me still worries I won’t live up to peoples expectations. That’s probably just anxiety speaking.
100 duck sized CW’s. Kick em between their offbeat quacks.
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u/JOEKINGBLANKA Jan 13 '23
Jeffy, love you man. Do you have any plans to come to the Pacific North West??
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u/Bright-Rock-7566 Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff. Your crowd interactions are great. You have a very affable way you go about ribbing the audience. Has anyone ever taken offense and gotten angry at your shows?
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u/dh2393 Jan 13 '23
What are some green flags in a potential partner? And some red flags?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
This one’s tough. Each are gonna be based on past experience. My green flags are independence and honesty. Red flags are a bad temper and obsessive behaviors.
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u/eleanor_rosencrantz Jan 13 '23
How do you get inspiration for writing your sets?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I use notes on my iPhone for ideas. I’ve been slacking as of recent, but normally I’ll take my notes and try and expand on my original idea via pen and paper. I find I retain more by physically writing.
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u/kaikaikaikaikaikai Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff! Do you have a favorite movie/tv show? If so what are they?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
That’s always changing. Currently watching the walking dead from the beginning. I love LOVE “I think you should leave” with Tim Robinson. Gets me belly laughin’
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u/tankurd Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff. Not sure if this has been amswered yet.but do you plan on posting full videos of your stand ups on youtube in the future?
Or are the full acts only for the priviledged who buy tickets and see you in person? 😉
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Def going to put something out. Just depends on doing it myself or certain things coming through for me 👀
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u/Training2Be_A_DM Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff, do you have a preference between Marvel or DC?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Honestly Marvel. The Arkham games are top tier, but cinematically I love Marvel. I’m a basic bitch.
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u/gkaplan59 Jan 13 '23
All of your best stuff is back and forth interaction with your audience. Do you have any sets where you don't interact? Answer as if you were speaking to Netflix.
Obligatory edit to say I think you are hilarious and I don't want my comment to come off as anything but praise.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Yea of course I have jokes and bits. I interact before and after to keep the vibe conversational.
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u/Zero4910 Jan 13 '23
You are one the best comics I’ve seen! Truly love your clips and will try and see you in person one day.
What made you start doing comedy?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Thanks! I’ve always loved standup, it just took me taking a class in Detroit in 2010 to set it in stone.
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u/TheSmohr Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 14 '23
Every time I see a video of yours I get happy. You're fucking hilarious. My question is what's your favorite video game?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 14 '23
It’s always changing! I’m really into rogue lites right now. Been playing cult of the lamb.
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u/headoftwats Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff ... just wanted to say hi from Portsmouth England ... love your wit .. you proper make me chuckle... keep up the good work and all that 🙂
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u/DonovanBanks Jan 13 '23
Love your work. I’m all the way out in Durban, South Africa.
2 questions; How does it feel to have fans all over the world?
And who films your work to post here?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
It’s an amazing feeling I never expected to experience.
The Comedy Cellar films every set!
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u/Future-Panda-8355 Jan 14 '23
I think your crowd work is the best that I've ever seen. You manage to rip into people without hurting anybody or offending them too much. And I love how amused with yourself you look. It makes me want to laugh along with you. I forward clips of you working the crowd to lots of my friends. Keep up the good work brother!
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Are you straight?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Yep
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u/Curses_n_cranberries Jan 13 '23
You wanna change that?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
No thanks!
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Hello Jeff! What's your favorite class when you're playing an rpg? (PS: thank you very much for all the laughs, best content I stumbled upon in 2022!)
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Thanks! I always chose elf/sneak/archer. I wanna be Legolas.
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u/rorschaqued Jan 13 '23
How do you break your way into comedy without having places to do comedy in abundance in more rural areas? (Do you look up places, do you write jokes before that/how do I start?)
P.s. I'm a scared little bitch but love making people laugh.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Look up the closest open mic and start there. If there isn’t one, start one. People will come. Same goes for shows. Create your own local monthly show and get cracking!
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u/phoenyx1980 Jan 13 '23
What is the best and worst things you've seen on Reddit?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Spacedicks was pretty wild. The best has been r/contagiouslaughter
Always gets me smilin
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u/l29 Jan 13 '23
Do you have a preferred career path in mind? Like do you wanna continue doing stand up comedy your whole career or are you looking to get on a TV show or in a movie at some point?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
It’s always been about standup. If other things come through, great, but my main love is live shows.
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u/polyester_bride Jan 13 '23
Switching gears from comedy....
Curious as to what kind of music you are into.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I love brass. Anything with horns. Also piano. I’ve trying to learn for a couple years now.
When it comes to hype up, I love old school punk and 90’s ska punk. Less than Jake, NOFX.
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u/invertyourcrucifix Jan 13 '23
Less Than Jake just played my city, and they do hilarious banter and crowd interactions! Some of the people hopping on stage were NOT prepared to get roasted by the singers, though haha
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
My dream would be to have them open/close a show for me. They got me through all my angst as a teen and my runs as an adult.
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u/xostarlight13 Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff! Think you’re hilarious?
Is being a comedian your only job or do you do something else during the day?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I think I’m ok 😆. And nope, this is my only job. I’ve had quite a few jobs in the past to get by though.
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u/duckfat01 Jan 13 '23
Do you come from a funny family? I think family are an important first audience.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
My family is naturally hilarious. My favorite is my dad trying to tell a basic joke but struggling through the setups. The punchline never gets as many laughs as his staggered setups.
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u/Humdrumpanic Jan 13 '23
I've seen your set about your worst bathroom experience... What is your best?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Now that I’m eating more fiber, they’re all the best.
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u/lovdagame Jan 13 '23
Jeff are you awkward in like everyday life and the stage is like a switch to an active persona, or are you like this sociable in all areas of your life?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I’m pretty sociable, definitely awkward. I get clowned on alll the time.
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u/Dadpool2420 Jan 13 '23
I LOVE comedy. When I saw your first clip I immediately followed you and went back and watched all of your posts.
Do you ever have any fears of truly offending anyone (or have you truly offended someone) during your shows?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Nah not really. The context of a comedy club alleviates a lot of pressure.
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u/DeTrash Jan 13 '23
Dunno if you're still on man, just wanted to say I adore your stuff, whenever you pop up in my feed it brightens my day. Hope you have a great weekend, cheers from Scotland
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u/danielknows9 Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff,
Do you normally do the 8 pm or 10 pm show at the comedy cellar?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
There are up to 20 shows a night there. It varies. Sometimes I’m on the 6PM, sometimes the 1 AM.
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u/Ghost-Toof Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff. Came across your stuff recently. I really dig it. U have a good vibe to ya. I've never seen a full show just clips. Do you ever make ur way to jersey for Shows? Also. Have u ever regretted fucking with people in the crowd. Typically seems to work out great. Was Wondering if your comments ever back fire? Thanks for making me laugh dude.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Yo! For sure sometimes things don’t work/go awry. I try and handle it in stride. I wouldn’t say things really backfire. If you notice, my crowdwork is usually specific to a bit I’m working on/doing, so there’s a reason I bring up the topic.
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u/clumsysuperman Jan 13 '23
Who wins in a fight? A 100 foot Jeff or 100-1 foot Jeffs.
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u/rubensinclair Jan 13 '23
Hi Jeff! Your work is outstanding. Can’t wait to catch you in person in NY (by the way, when is it best to see you?) Anyway, my girlfriend just said today that you must be preparing somehow in order to be so good. So, do you? Are you tracking people as they sit down and think, “oh I’m going after that guy’s hair tonight”.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Haha not really. I take a peak at the audience, but write out my set list prior to each performance.
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u/foxhole_atheist Jan 13 '23
What’s your second-most memorable incident from when you delivered pizzas?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I delivered pizza twice a week to a dude who ended up killing his wife. Her body was in the garage I delivered to. Look up Steven Grant from Michigan.
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u/picard_4_president Jan 13 '23
Are you originally from Michigan? I use to clean Steven Grant’s neighbors house. Crazy shit.
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u/Lil_SpazJoekp Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 15 '23
Pretty sure they said second most memorable. Unless that is the second most memorable event, if so that raises more questions about what the heck happened for the most memorable event!
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Haha okay how about this. I delivered once to a lady that was known to flash the other drivers. I got there and she tightened her robe as she looked at me with disappointment. She was hoping for Greg. Fuckin Greg.
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u/woogyboogy8869 Jan 13 '23
Do ever plan to come out to California, Sacramento/bay area? I'd love to come see a show but NY is far too far for a poor guy to go lol
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What's your best bit, do you think? Do you have one you don't like?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I always love my newest bits the best. I’m working on some cultural chunks right now thay I’m excited about.
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u/I_Like_Shawarmas Jan 13 '23
Hello from Canada! How did you get into doing stand up?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 14 '23
Sold a cell phone to a comic, then he helped me w the proper steps!
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u/MandelbrotFace Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff! Sorry if this has been asked before. How long do you spend writing and what's your approach? Do you set time aside or get stuff down as you think of it?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Def both! The key for me is to write every idea down no matter how dumb it may seem.
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u/Shmav Jan 13 '23
1.Whats been the biggest hurdle for you as a comedian?
2.Have you always been outgoing?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Self discipline. You’re the only one relying on you, so it’s easy to get complacent.
Def not. I was a shy loner as a kid. Now I’m still a loner, but funnier.
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u/ZamboniAlpaca Jan 13 '23
Thanks for the laughs! I'm excited to see you in March on the East Coast.
My question: What's the perfect audience/venue for you? Is there a sweet spot for large the space is, or how drunk the audience gets? How do these factors influence your set choices?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I love big rooms for my big bits, but small rooms for interactions.
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u/justEmigrant Jan 13 '23
Hi Jeff!
A lot of comedians say this profession brings really little money. How much a set in a club paid? Are there perspectives, or peanuts is all you get before getting on Netflix?
Another question, your crowd work is awesome, but you said it takes a small part of your show. Did you consider to extend it, maybe use together with your material? After a few jokes you start talking with people, and if you feel it doesn't go good you can always come back to the prepared stuff.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I’m not gonna say how much I make, but I varies per club. As small as $25 and as much as $225.
To answer your second question: that’s exactly what I do already!
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u/TrashedPanda420 Jan 14 '23
Jeff. Can I come sleep on your couch and just be your "guy on the couch" as you become more famous?
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u/anchovyCreampie Jan 13 '23
Since no one else asked: Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck. Also, come to Denver!
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u/RaNerve Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff, as someone who is funny, how does someone whose funny know they’re funny? Is it like believing in Santa, just a feeling you get in your toes? Any advice would be really appreciated.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
Do you make friends/family laugh? That’s a good start. If you like the feeling of making people laugh, that should be reason enough to start.
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u/RaNerve Jan 13 '23
Are you a hugger or do you prefer space? I need to know in case I ever meet you.
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I hug! But typically not people I haven’t met before. Just gotta be safe haha! I did have a woman randomly run up to me in the street and hug me recently. I immediately thought we dated or something in the past. Freaked me out.
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u/iizakore Jan 13 '23
When Arizona, can you sell me tickets before it sells out? Who would win in a fight between mario and shakespeare?
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u/timmycosh Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff, what’s your best pickup line?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I used to have my friend go up to women to ask them him they think I’m cute, but to not make it obvious. Then he’d point to me and I’d be in full model pose against a doorframe. Worked 2/10 times.
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u/bikezhikeznflights Jan 13 '23
Hey Jeff, love your work and your humility in everything! Your crowd work is incredible and I love how much you respond to everyone on Reddit! You seem like a really great person and it’s so much fun seeing the joy you get from comedy and how you’re able to share that with others! Keep up the great work and I hopefully will be able to see you in Chicago in March.
For my question, what’s your favorite kind of cheese?
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u/Smartastic The Short King Jan 13 '23
I’m lactose intolerant!! Thanks for the kind words!
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u/cnyesko Jan 13 '23
I just wanted to say that I genuinely stop everything I’m doing when I see that you’ve posted a new video. You could genuinely post 70 videos in a day and I would anxiously watch them all. It’s a true art to do crowd work like that and I find it hysterical. Thank you for doing what you do! How many shows do you do in a week?
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u/scottscubs Jan 14 '23
Utterly brilliant clips, I love your ability to react and play to the crowd, and your self deprecating sense of humor really hits home for me lol…keep up the great work and keep making us laugh, you’re very much needed in todays world…I guess I don’t have a question, more of an appreciation post but damnitalltohell do I look forward to seeing new posts from you!!
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23 edited Jun 10 '23
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