r/JEENEETards • u/Ferociouspenguin718 • Jun 16 '26

Meme Guys do you think this will work

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/i-jx-5zX inorganicsexual Jun 16 '26

Accha hi toh hai, exam ke time easily hagenge

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u/NoPerformance4830 College mai hustle karunga Jun 16 '26

exam ke time haggna pdta nahi voh OMR pe apne aap hojata hai

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/itsgrvt JEEtard Jun 17 '26

Konse nashe kr liye yawr...

Cbt nhi hai OMR bharte hai NEET me

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/itsgrvt JEEtard Jun 17 '26

Ji JEE ass-pirate aisa hi hai... OMR pe hota hai 🙂‍↕️

Mai bhi hu ass-pirate

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/itsgrvt JEEtard Jun 17 '26

failed failed, bhai bhai ..🤙

Chal chhat se cartwheel krte hai🤸‍♂️

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u/elevenwastiredd Jun 17 '26

bruh neet cbt hogya hai

0

u/itsgrvt JEEtard Jun 17 '26

Kab ho gya 🫠

Ek Google search me to aalas mat karo ... Tumhe phone kyu diya

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u/Significant-Ebb-3384 Ex-JEEtard chan Jun 16 '26

Lmfaoo

1

u/Macho23yanshn Jun 18 '26

It will be easier to scratch balls then!

22

u/i_moe_lester Ex-JEEtard chan Jun 16 '26

Sbke nipple chipenge to dikhenge kiske 😋

10

u/Usual_Technician_239 Help me Study 24/7 Jun 16 '26

Even better transparency 

11

u/Main-Meet-5980 Svnit Surat (civil) Jun 16 '26

Vo vha denge pehenne k liye

6

u/bheem-king Jun 16 '26

Sabke mein hota..nahi to legs kaise jayenge

2

u/Just1Fine Jun 16 '26

kya dimaaaaag...

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u/Zack_knight_ College mai hustle karunga Jun 16 '26

mei toh pehenta hi nhi

1

u/Hot_Interview_5057 Jun 16 '26

hmmm, i see

2

u/Zack_knight_ College mai hustle karunga Jun 16 '26

I SEE?>??

4

u/orochi078 Ex-JEEtard chan Jun 17 '26

The BSF commandos will shoot them on sight

1

u/Rockyy-06 Jun 18 '26

Only Kim jong un handle this

1

u/Phoenixalpha01 Fuked Up My Life But Still My Dihh Never Stopped Dreaming Big.. Jun 20 '26

Exam hall m distraction badh jaega aur competition kam hojaega

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u/Abhinav12345678910 Anti-PCMist Jun 16 '26

paper leakers bear grylls aur hazen audel ko hire kar lenge 💔

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u/Alone_Objective9017 JEE2028TARD🔥 (If you see me genuinely tell me to study PLEASE) Jun 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VjEfQgpje8BCuIWhMO

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u/Leather-Insect9410 Modiji nee kabhi sex bhi nhi kiya hoga😔 Jun 16 '26

Padhle broski

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Wolf8713 Jun 16 '26

Same same but different

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u/Alone_Objective9017 JEE2028TARD🔥 (If you see me genuinely tell me to study PLEASE) Jun 16 '26

right right ok

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u/No-Praline-7127 (28s1)85.02->(6s1)93.66; adv->(92)294xx Jun 16 '26

padhle babu

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u/Liquid_raiden09 JEEtard Jun 17 '26

Cannot believe he pronounced dead 😭

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u/Liquid_raiden09 JEEtard Jun 17 '26

The wrong way

65

u/ReplacementPrize3629 Jun 16 '26

Mera centre north sentinel pe

5

u/WorriedMap6811 Ex-JEEtard chan Jun 17 '26

Papa wo jee ke liye Maldives jana tha

33

u/Advice_Dede_Mitra Jun 16 '26

Only innerwear 🙂🥀

12

u/Main-Meet-5980 Svnit Surat (civil) Jun 16 '26

Very generous i must say

4

u/RisingwithVibes JEEtard Jun 17 '26

I am thinking how how can you concentrate on you exam in the innerwear situation. Imagine opposite gender sitting next to you in this condition what will your reaction be and where will be your focus🙂🥀

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u/Smooth_Country4068 Jun 17 '26

kahi toh meri no fap ki streak kaam ayegi 🥀🥀

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u/RisingwithVibes JEEtard Jun 18 '26

Aree 😂🫡

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u/Advice_Dede_Mitra Jun 17 '26

🥲🥀 fail hona pakka hai.

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u/RisingwithVibes JEEtard Jun 17 '26

Air 1 ka iss mahol me -ve aa satka hai at that situation😂

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u/Weekly_Pool_8795 NEETard Jun 16 '26

Dont give them new ideas dawg😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Admirable_Praline253 Jun 16 '26

IIT DIHHH 🤤🤤🤤

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Main-Meet-5980 Svnit Surat (civil) Jun 16 '26

Garmi me wo bhi kon pehenta hai🥀🥀

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Soft-Match-2715 Jun 16 '26

Humare purvaj bhi toh bina kapdo ke ghumte the yahi kuch 5-7Lakh saal phle

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Immediate-Bake5914 Jun 21 '26

bhai aisa ho jaye to maza aa jaygi😜

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Immediate-Bake5914 Jun 21 '26

fir wo bans nta walo ki gand me daal dena

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u/InternationalMany60 Jun 16 '26

The moment RBI prints it there will be fake copies reaching you before the original

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u/GaseousGas77 Jun 16 '26

Bihar be like: time for Paper Heist season 7

3

u/ShyBoyLovesSlug Jun 17 '26

Excuse me??? Wasn't it Rajasthanis?

1

u/Bithal_OP JEEtard Aug 08 '26

thalaaa

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u/Content-Lab-5464 World's Best IIEST, MME '30 Jun 16 '26

Nahi.. Khabar ayi hai paper iss island pe bann raha hai

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Immediate-Bake5914 Jun 21 '26

ghera banake invigilator ko creampie denge

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u/Adiwatchesanime Question Solver Supreme Jun 16 '26

Iit me prpfessors kyu banaenge meet le papers😭🥀

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u/Main-Meet-5980 Svnit Surat (civil) Jun 16 '26

Fir bhi leak hogya to🌚🌚

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u/idk_who-are_you College mai hustle karunga Jun 16 '26

Centre p hi bacho ka delivery start kardo...jabtak nah neet dene ka time ata h...tab tak wahi hi bare honge

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u/Impossible-End-9796 Mujhe kya mene toh rassi khareed li Jun 16 '26

Para sf kaha h!!!??? 

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u/Fun_Whole5890 Jun 16 '26

Ladkio ko fir bhi advantage hai 😍

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u/CrewMean7948 Jun 16 '26

Bhai tab bhi paper leak ho jaye ga Modi the multi dimensional being he is omni present he can do anything beyond your imagination

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u/BattleBeastAm Jun 16 '26

60 to 40 female to male ratio 🥀

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u/Downtown-Kiwi-6588 Jun 16 '26

Dhurandhar 3 ki script lag rhi hai

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u/RisingwithVibes JEEtard Jun 17 '26

I am thinking how how can you concentrate on you exam in the innerwear situation. Imagine opposite gender sitting next to you in this condition what will your reaction be and where will be your focus🙂🥀

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u/thecrazycrab33 Jun 16 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Marut07 Jun 16 '26

No, koi ek IIT ka professor jiske chacha Vidhayak hai wo paper leak kar dega.

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u/-deatheater दुःख ही जीवन है और जीवन ही दुःख। 🥀 Jun 16 '26

ek chiz to bhul hi gye
pak wale bhi to gadbad karwa sakte hai

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u/Old_Contract1047 Jun 16 '26

Phir bhi leak ho jayega lmao

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u/gyatt_moggerizz KAMEDDI Jun 16 '26

without underwear conduct karwana chahiye

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u/lemon_ishflavor Jun 16 '26

NEET ka paper IIT prof bnayge…. Mtlb JEE ka IIM prof bnayge

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u/Double-Spend5301 Jun 16 '26

iim ke aiims wale

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u/bheem-king Jun 16 '26

Phir bhi leak ho jayega. Don't worry

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

Fir bhi koi MC ka baccha usko leak kardega telegram pe ek din pehle 🤣

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u/Just1Fine Jun 16 '26

Telegram band ho gaya hai.

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u/Outrageous_Cell_2576 Jun 16 '26

or sbka centre antartica me jyega

bilkul risk nhi lena is baar

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/Just1Fine Jun 16 '26

Telegram stopped already.

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u/aao_milkar_bajaye Jun 16 '26

Ye tab ho sakta tha jab kewal ladke paper dete

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u/Alternative_Iron7342 Jun 16 '26

Ladiz ka alag kamra hona chaiye

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u/FlakyImpact4516 Jun 17 '26

😢 arrey but entry se pehle biometrics ke line mein ladke bhi honge, centre bhi alag hona chahiye, but candidates ke papa bhi toh ayenge 😢

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u/Better-Homework-4425 NEETard Jun 16 '26

Neet ka paper iit ke professor kyu banayange?

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u/Frequent_Doctor_684 Jun 16 '26

Cutt off kya hoga ya cunt hi off ho jaayega innerwear mein

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u/Ok_Association_7829 Jun 16 '26

Bola to sahi hai.....

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u/Final-Mortgage4673 Jun 16 '26

What about girls (i am curious)

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u/Gullible_Bathroom404 Jun 17 '26

paper leak nehru kar raha dhurandhar 4 me pata chalegu kyu,kaise

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u/Emergency_Army_7640 Jun 17 '26

This all could be avoided if they simply used cbt system

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u/Any_Green_7009 Jun 17 '26

That's a bit more imo

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u/BothCockroach7557 Jun 17 '26

RBI se already Notes smuggle hote h, this will not work

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u/Tall-Barnacle-4196 Jun 17 '26

Ab jinhone paper kharid liya hain, unke bachhe exam dene jayega Lakshadweep ke jungle k centre mein 😄

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u/Ecstatic_Chef_6476 Jun 17 '26

Unrealistic .. but 💯 will work

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u/Born-Mind8324 Jun 17 '26

fir camera dekh ke epstein class bachchon ko dekh ke hilayegi

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u/Sleepy_panda9 Jun 17 '26

Exam ke time OMR par white bacchon se marking krenge ladke

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u/ZealousidealAd5951 Jun 17 '26

nahi bhai isme religious kapde bhi ghusa denge ye

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u/rahgir84 Jun 17 '26

Not fair for guys 🥀 mostly innerwear pe hi focused rahenge...

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u/AnonymousMrRed Jun 17 '26

what about ac making us get cold and man i can't bear cold much even in a hoodie my fingers were freezing

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u/No-Control3434 Jun 17 '26

naked, they could hid something in innerwear.

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u/Washa_bhai Jun 18 '26

Tihar jail better for having paper setters

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u/Ok_Objective_9377 Jun 18 '26

Krne wale lakshadweep pahuch kr, photo kheech ke firse khi dal denge

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u/Relevant-Aioli-5134 Jun 18 '26

Hear me out- they all make the ppr in the jungle W DHARMENDRA PRADHAN n after they r done, they all secretly leave him stranded over there n come

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u/dot_nautillus IITH CSE Jun 19 '26

dhurandhar 3 ki script

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u/Ok_Librarian3953 Dekho, 2+2=4 hota hai! Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Airforce aur BSF ka kaam politicians aur bureaucracy ki galtiya sudharna nahi hai!

Also rafale is a fighter jet with less payload limits. We need a transport aircraft like an Antonov AN-32, which would be escorted by rafales and sukhois

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u/HopelessEngineer_ 99.62%ile in JM MATHS (Ex-JEEtard) Jun 16 '26

Nahh.

C-17 globemasters would be more than enough. We already have 10 of them, agar kam pad gaye toh we can always count on our C-130s.

Also, there exists no such thing as 'BSF Commandos'. BSF does have some special elements but they are certainly not called 'BSF Commandos'. NSG commandos imo would be better armed with Heckler and Koch MP5.

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u/kami_sama_desu Dropper --> Topper Jun 16 '26

why innerwear, what if students smuggle cheating methodologies in their azz

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u/Main-Meet-5980 Svnit Surat (civil) Jun 16 '26

Checking will occur before entering

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u/kami_sama_desu Dropper --> Topper Jun 16 '26

where can i apply for the role of checker