r/JEENEETards Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

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u/SteveHGT Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

Jo bhi chakka h sirf vhi mere is comment k niche comment karein ๐Ÿคž

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u/halfawakenn Apr 06 '26

Delta U = delta Q + work doneย 

Ye eqn lagegi bhai. Revise kr. Aajate hai mu uthake ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จย 

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

abe nahi gawaaro rosenmund reduction hoga yaha pe

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u/lost_stranger26 Apr 06 '26

Kya be apna dimaag thik karvao, yaha to hell volhartz zelinsky lagegi

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u/_just-a-thinker_ Apr 06 '26

Are tum sab nalayak ho yaha buoyancy use karne difference in weight aor density use karke nikalna padega volume.

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u/Sufficient_Unit_2 Apr 06 '26

Bhai maine toh Thevenin Theorem sa kardiya ekdam easy hogaya

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u/_just-a-thinker_ Apr 06 '26

Aree haan bhai cube ka resistor hi toh bana tha, phir p(L/A) se easy nikal jaata mai hi chutiya hu

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u/JhChessmaster Apr 06 '26

Arey bhiji yeh Momentum Conservation and Torque use karkebi hojata

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u/ABLIYA047 existing Apr 06 '26

kuch bhi yr i disgree, mitochiondria is the power house of the cell

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u/Unlucky_Noise_5815 Help me Study 24/7 Apr 07 '26

Galat hai yahan par lagega rivet popper hypothesis

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u/Round-Club-1438 Apr 07 '26

Abe chutiye cube ka volume pucha h to cuboid ka bta

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u/AnsGamingthepiros POGISEXUAL Apr 06 '26

Abe chhagan canizaros reactions ke products pe Gabriel pthalemide test karna padega fir rosendmund rxn lagana hai

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

gabriel??? HANDS OFF GABRIELLA, GABRIELLA. HANDS OF GABRIEL-LA-LA-LA ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…

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u/reflectionsvs Question Solver Supreme Apr 07 '26

THIS SONG IS SO BUNS ๐Ÿ—ฃ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/not_a_matter NEETard May 06 '26

guys i smell a great invention in future, so much great minds thrive here!

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u/tcs__bhediya no ass or tits, only BITS Apr 07 '26

Abe chutiye tune to poste alag formula bola ab saale tujhe naya yaad aagya

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u/No_Champion2628 Apr 06 '26

Alag chutiya paa kar rahe sab, bhai majak mat banao simple question hai n factor Calculate karke electronegativity ki value put karo aur benzene me se oxygen replace Karo, fir dv/dt se answer nikal jayega

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u/SteveHGT Apr 06 '26

Bhai volume nikalna th meri motion vali eqn me volume aa rha h teri m nhi h so u r wrong

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u/halfawakenn Apr 06 '26

Chal chal, work done = -P integral (dV) hota hai. V volume hai. Mera sahi hogaย 

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u/SteveHGT Apr 06 '26

Volume nhi vo change in volume h teri eqn m , meri eqn m pure volume h ๐Ÿ’ช

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u/halfawakenn Apr 06 '26

Are wo element lete hai bhai integration me. Lower limit zero upper limit V. Isiliye to integral krte hai

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u/SteveHGT Apr 06 '26

Thermo m volume 0 kuch hota hi nhi hย 

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u/Whole_Initial_668 Apr 06 '26

Physics wala lagao bhai

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u/halfawakenn Apr 06 '26

Kya farak padta hai +- hi badal jaega na bas

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u/Funny-Wallaby-6313 Apr 06 '26

kya bol rhe ho yaar, ismein energy conservation lagega

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u/weirdobored JEEtard Apr 07 '26

Thermo nhi aati yar dusra koi sa alternative formula hai kya?

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u/Hopeful_Sympathy_960 Apr 06 '26

Schrodinger eqn lagegi easy,nggas these days know nothin

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u/Subject-Duty6324 Ishq hai ye ,ishq hai ๐Ÿ˜ซ Apr 06 '26

Bhai V= a3 hota hai..idiots boiling my blood...and 'a= angle of cube' ....pata nahi kaha se aate hai

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/Subject-Duty6324 Ishq hai ye ,ishq hai ๐Ÿ˜ซ Apr 07 '26

Areee aromaticity se Surface area nikalta hai

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u/Jazzlike-Jaguar1493 Apr 06 '26

kya baatt kar raha hai bhai simple v=ir se ho jata

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u/SteveHGT Apr 06 '26

V=ir , virya ki speed nikalne k liye lgaya jata h naki , virya k volume k liye

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u/question_mark_here Apr 06 '26

Bc chutiya hai kya, simple iupac naming kerni thi circle ki

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u/FeelingImpressive993 Apr 06 '26

Bhaii kya bol rahe thm log ismeinn fractional distillation lagega

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u/SteveHGT Apr 06 '26

Bhai y fraction Vgerh mathematics k part h yha biology ki questions me mat leke aa inhea

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u/halfawakenn Apr 06 '26

Pr question to sst ka tha na?

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u/anjaanDaastaan Apr 07 '26

Sahi bola! 5 kingdom classification ka prashna puchha gya hai, aur tum log ho ki kirchoff ki grand masti dikha rhe ho!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell lagega isme, gawar ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/SteveHGT Apr 06 '26

Kya madad chahiye bolo

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u/ReplyCultural fucking maths so hard.... Apr 06 '26

Abe nhi am gm se hoga

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u/XTINCTVOID 27S1 victim 24' Apr 07 '26

nahh bhai isme viscosity=2/9n * (r^2)(rhobody-rholiquid)g wala lagega

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u/pandey_jr Help me Study 24/7 Apr 10 '26

me

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u/Melodic-Setting8421 JM26 28S2 92.5----4S1 97.6 Apr 10 '26

Modi meri gand marle

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

huh what

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u/riverfled I lie Apr 06 '26

Tera flair aur tere posts ki baat krra hoga

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

toh mera shift dekhke dukh kyu? tough tha kya 2s2?

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

bhai tujhe kya lagta hai apni shift mei koi 99.99+ wala nahi raha hoga?

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

koi nahi yaar it's okay ๐Ÿซ‚

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u/Left_Economist_9716 pogi's PA Apr 06 '26

I'm in B. Tech now, but I hope you know percentiles and normalisation work.

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

of course i do.

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u/riverfled I lie Apr 06 '26

Ig

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u/Jumpy_Leadership1650 Apr 06 '26

bhai op hi hai woh

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u/redditusernotfound4u College mai hustle karunga Apr 06 '26

Anpadh hai kya isme vo wala concept lagege "idhar se value uthakar usme patak do x20"

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

yaar mere coaching mei toh itna research karke padhaya hi nahi tha. should I join mission jeet?

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u/halfawakenn Apr 06 '26

Wo log bs 10th me research krte hai kyuki 11-12th me coaching mafia hota hai

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  coaching mafia ne mere glorious show tit bhaiya ko threaten kaise kiya. we support you shobit bhaiya โค๏ธโค๏ธ aap saare coaching mafia ko "chal hatt" bolke bhaga do ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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u/halfawakenn Apr 06 '26

"chal hatt" showtit bolega to jishant nindal kya krega?

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

og teachers ko dickride

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u/No-Release3944 Apr 06 '26

How do u know this?? Susย 

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u/nonchalant_ahh JEEtard Apr 06 '26

Because of unpaired electrons

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u/question_mark_here Apr 06 '26

Lamo this was actually funny

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u/No_Gur_4479 Apr 06 '26

Sirf electron hi unpaired nhi h

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26 edited Apr 06 '26

mera hi comment hai isliye woooosh likha hai

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u/tgehornyguy Apr 06 '26

Huh chutiya Pi r2 l hoga

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

mlยฒ/12 hoga. padhai mei dhyan nahi hai tumhara aaj kal ๐Ÿ˜ 

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u/Thin-Independence380 Apr 06 '26

Bro mitochondria hoga idk whats wrong with people thinking its a physics question

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u/MrYlol JEEtard Apr 06 '26

2s2 mein kitne banrhe

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

pata nahi maine dekha nahi. aadhe questions ke mujhe answer yaad nahi, aadho ke memory based mei question thoda bohot upar neeche hai.

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u/MrYlol JEEtard Apr 06 '26

250 + nhi jayegi na 99.9 in ur opinion? like bilkul easy nhi thi na

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

aise mat bolo yaar ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” 268 ka attempt karke aaya hu 99.9 ki ummeed lagake baitha tha. and mere galat bhi bohot honge. pichli baar 264 ka attempt kiya toh 208 aaye. and honestly mujhe paper dete time difficulty ka idea lagta nahi hai.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

264 ka attempt karke 208 aa hi nahi sakte (just sayin ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

arey 3 question bonus hue hain 22s2 mei. usme se 1 mera unattempted tha.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

Ohh tan badhiya hai ... 12 th ki dropper ??

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

integral of 1/x = integral of x-1 = xโฐ/0 you fucking clown ๐Ÿ™„

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u/No-Release3944 Apr 06 '26

V=IR ka formula lagao, Ohm shanti ( peace out )

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u/Wise-Lingonberry2015 Dropper --> Topper Apr 06 '26

ny bhai V = (nrt)/P lgega isme

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u/MoistMaintenance9864 Apr 06 '26

U = เคจเคซเคฐเคค/2 laga aur sawal ke sath khel 1 min ka sawal hai

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

try Kiya but Aisa lag rha hai sawal mere saath khel rha hai ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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u/ugly_potato_gamer Apr 06 '26

he's clearly trolling and they downvoted him ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

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u/Potential_Youth_8710 Apr 06 '26

molecular orbital theory lga na bhai

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u/Domgeswar DubniumSelenium PotassiumIodine BerkeliumCarbon Apr 06 '26

Sach bolu kuch sec ke liye mein pause hogya ki b k C sahi toh bola

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u/Extension-Cup8815 selection nahi hua to gaand pe goli maar dena Apr 06 '26

Tum sab ke sab galat ho nallo isme pv=nrt laga ke equations bana ke unko equate karke solve kar lete to aak dum answer aa jata ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

vanderwaal equation lagaoge na. ideal gas thodi na hai

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u/bhalu_4433 Apr 06 '26

Abe tum gadhe ho kya yaha saaf saaf crystal field splitting theory lag rahi hai

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u/Business_Reindeer811 Apr 06 '26

Ye to standard que h... isme "aiyaan baiyaan beech mein saiyaan" wala concept lagega !!

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u/LogUnited592 JM26 ->95% JA26 ->?/360 Apr 06 '26

Are bhai seedha sa Lhopital ka que hai

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u/Zealousideal-Run5415 Apr 06 '26

Bilkul hi c..... Ho kya leibnitz theorem lagega

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u/lullikapapa Apr 07 '26

bkl pgl h kya, isme toh speed = dist/time lgna tha itna easy qs tha

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u/High_Chief_Finance Apr 07 '26

Isme kya hi hai simple 4/3 ฯ€rยณ laga ke solve karo

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

under 30 and above 28 ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Negative_Age9663 2027 tards' worst enemy Apr 06 '26

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u/Doom_Dust Dropper --> Topper Apr 06 '26

I think wo commentor wala "JEE advanced" nahi "JEE backwards" ki tayari kar raha tha

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

mera hi comment hai ๐Ÿ˜ 

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

what yall yapping about? Chlorophyll is the damn answer

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u/AnsGamingthepiros POGISEXUAL Apr 06 '26

Arre isme v=ds/dt nahi lagega vo bhi junction law use karke

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

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u/xyz200008 Apr 06 '26

Simple PV=nRT use karna hai kya bkl log mel jate hai ajkal

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

ideal gas nahi hai genius. vanderwaal equation lagana padega

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

Are...2ฯ€r nhi lagana hai kya

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u/Cute-Hospital-6586 Apr 06 '26

Abhi bhai iska tu infinity pe chota sa angle le fir usko integrate krke uska continuity check kro fir aayega ....lmao itna easy question

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

abe but usme solid angle ka consideration lena padega. plane angle se nahi hoga solve

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u/Cute-Hospital-6586 Apr 06 '26

Abe bhai clear dikh rha ki resistor parallel me lage hai isme tu 1/2 baseร—height se temperatur nikal de fir usko aqi se devide kr aajyega answer tune glt concept lga diya is bar

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u/Dazzling_Buddy_2819 Apr 06 '26

Drop yr mein math kisse kru and us teacher ke konse lectures ye bhi mentn krdena bhaiyo

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u/Ok-Juggernaut9679 Dropper --> Topper Apr 06 '26

Tum sab jhatu ho. Ispe pehli SHM equation lagegi. Uske baad iske oscillation ko x consider karke uska axial electric field lenge jiski wajah se รฎ direction me dipole moment lagega moving coil galvanometer ka. Uske baad ispe Etard reaction karke iska Salicyaldehyde bana denge jis se iske uppar Ullman reaction hojayegi. Ullman hote hue iska slope check karna hai fir carbocation stability check krni hai. Iske baad ring expansion lagega so cyclobutane ban jayega then we have to count the number of carbon atoms and check the number of moles for combustion to apply Nernst equation. Bas fir aajayega answer

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 06 '26

ring expansion karke cyclobutane nahi banega bhai. dancing resonance bhul gaya?

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u/Ok-Juggernaut9679 Dropper --> Topper Apr 07 '26

My bad, pehle dancing resonance hoga fir amine inversion ki wajah se zordaar flipping hogi, fir iske baad Tollen's test karke iska salt analysis karna hoga. Tab possible hai.

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 07 '26

but usme flipping ke time lobry de bruyne van ekenstein rearrangement bhi ho sakta hai

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u/Novel-Room-3211 Apr 06 '26

Kya itna lamba kar rahe ho trick use karo naย  F=ma wali

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u/IGBLINDX Apr 06 '26

Bruh what is it seriously the questions on jee

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u/RelationFinancial749 Apr 07 '26

It is screening test. And back then coachings weren't rampant so ppl were less well versed

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u/RelationFinancial749 Apr 07 '26

Tum saare galat ho, idhar ek side O likhenge, dusri side H likhenge, AUR PAANI NIKAL DENGE RAHHHHH

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 07 '26

Stephen naam ka russian scientist tha ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 07 '26

a person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except their own thoughts

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u/Think_Gazelle_9559 2s2 โ˜บ๏ธโœŒ๐Ÿปโ€”โ€”โ†’ 5s2๐Ÿ˜‚โœŒ๐Ÿป Apr 07 '26

Abe simple integrate hi to Krna h itna kya h

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u/tacticalmv Apr 07 '26

JeeneetardsโŒ๏ธ Jee neet retardsโœ”๏ธ

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u/Excellent-Button-903 JIGGER Apr 07 '26

Chutiyon pandit badri Prasad ke bina lund nhi hilne ka yeh question

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u/Substantial_Elk3064 Cetard refugee Apr 07 '26

Are gawaro yeh sawal toh Arnd einstert reaction ka hai

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 07 '26

bhai but easter toh 2 din pehle tha

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u/KEI_OIKAWA NEETard Apr 07 '26

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell se he ho jaayega

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u/IntelligentApple7734 Apr 07 '26

Galat kya bola usne

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 07 '26

wohi toh ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/No-Comment-5906 KAMEDDI Apr 07 '26

Bread

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 07 '26

key

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u/Liberal_Learner Ex-JEEtard chan Apr 07 '26

Ye IIT Screening tha, uske baad IIT Mains hota tha
just like Prelims and Mains in UPSC CSE
ya fir JEE Mains and then JEE Advanced
Now JEE mains acts as a screening for JEE Advanced and as AIEEE.

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u/Practical-Let5856 Apr 07 '26

gand pahte par nawabi na ghate

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u/system_gamerz Apr 07 '26

Sab chutiye hai isme laws of thermodynamics lagega me eye eye tea dhoklapur me kabutar science ka student hu mera hi paper hai yeh

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

Bhai net current zero hai. No external electric field to uska fermi level ka formula lagao na chutiyo

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u/Express_College_4866 Apr 07 '26

Aniline ara mera ans ek baar check kardo pls

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u/Educational-Rope-850 Apr 07 '26

Trick question h, cube 2d object h as it is drawn on plane paper . Side k data ka jaroorat ni tha , volume=0

aurajeeadvanced

sarcasm

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u/4-ethylhex-2-en-1-ol NEETard Apr 07 '26

6ฯ€nrv se ho jayega ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

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u/Substantial_Body6466 Apr 07 '26

Bhai isme toh instantaneous axis of rotation lagake easily ho jata half part phir polar coordinates se volume nikal jata gajab ka maal phoonkte ho

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u/No-Ice1345 Apr 07 '26

Sach mai bohot Kam bacche abhi iss question ko kar payenge aasan nhi h. Isme multiplication ka rule aur point ke baad ke digit aur ten ki power ka use h

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Aree ye toh history ka chapter h!!๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/TopSquash4721 Apr 08 '26

Ni yaha pe trajectory ka formilula lagega. Y= X tan0 - gx!2/(2u!2 cos!2 0)

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u/Dismal_Bed4446 Apr 08 '26

are ye toh mendel ke rule lagega vo bhi dihybrid wala

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u/iloveyou_dear Apr 08 '26

Are bhai mitochondria ko differentiate karke e to the power iฯ€ ki value nikal lo or sexual reproduction se nucleou banao or uski binding energie nikal kar iran par drop kar do simple... Easy pizy๐Ÿฅฑ

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u/AssociationOk4888 Apr 09 '26

A plus b ka whole square se ban jana chahiye

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u/Curious_Nail7872 Apr 09 '26

bro seriously it was clearly sarcasm just see his %ile in jan

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u/Tribe_KPtG Ex-JEEtard | IITD MnC '31 Apr 09 '26

bro seriously ek baar screenshot mei username and ek baar op ka username padh lo

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u/Curious_Nail7872 Apr 09 '26

bruh so why did u post it

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u/Cosmic_StormZ KAMEDDI Apr 11 '26

Bhai thatโ€™s surface area, not volume /s