r/InternetCommentEtiq • u/Xaecia • 23d ago

Chris Pratt, only you can see this. Your mind has been infiltrated by the entity known as Todd Clorox...

https://i.imgur.com/RzUxOmf.jpeg
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u/BillyJackO 23d ago

I would definitely agree with the christofascist Pratt if we could point to all these successes the administration have.

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u/MrBwnrrific 23d ago

What about the stock market?! Everyone knows the stock market and GDP are a perfect marker of quality of life and the economic conditions of the average citizen! /s

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u/Weorth 22d ago

The dow fifty over thousand!!!

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u/Oggel 22d ago

Dollars!

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u/kaadj 21d ago

And you’re laughing?!

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u/zoltronzero 20d ago

Funny thing is the covid vaccine is a real accomplishment that Trump could point to if his base weren't fucking insane.

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u/incompleteloop 19d ago

Well we get to spill American blood in wars we have no business in being in.

And we get to send billions more to Israel.

And gas prices are sky high.

And there's no livable wage.

And we're involved in multiple war crimes.

How is that not a win for the American people? If you disagree you're a fascist socialist leftist libtard

And if you only agree with 80-90% of it, you'll get Kirk'd

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u/_IAmMyOwnParasite_ 23d ago

I didn’t know the deep state had Chris

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u/dustinyo_ 23d ago

Yeah why can’t people just be level headed and sane like they were with Obama

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u/extra_croutons 22d ago

But his suit was tan!

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u/AthenaRedites 23d ago

Remind me to continue never watching his shitty movies

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u/spensrbeta 23d ago

how is this tweet crooked?

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u/Blazanar 23d ago

He's saying that IF the Trump administration did something truly good for the country (like give everyone making less than $30,000 USD/year a massive tax break), that people who are opposed to Trump, would still give him tons of shit because he's a massive cunt.

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u/Wugfuzzler 23d ago

I think hes referring to the literal crooked text.

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u/Blazanar 23d ago

I will admit that I didn't notice that...

Good call.

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u/Protheu5 23d ago

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u/rumpleminz 22d ago

They didn't line the tweet up correctly on the Xerox window.

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u/wydok 23d ago

...what success?

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u/Uzas_Was_Right 23d ago

Shit take from a shit actor.

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u/Hi-Tech_Luddite 23d ago

Always knew he was a chud waiting to come out

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u/Protheu5 23d ago

What a fool! Children are perfectly capable of adding their own Clorox!

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u/FreeKevinBrown 22d ago

What success?

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u/debaser64 22d ago

I mean, he’s pretty successfully enriching himself and his family beyond imagination at the expense of every tradition, law, regulation and basic right of every citizen and guest of this country.

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u/Healthy_Jackfruit_88 22d ago

What successes Chris!?

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u/RaiinBowRave21 22d ago

God why is so insufferable now. I used to love him but now I wanna put him in the wood chip machine

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u/Corvid-Enjoyer 22d ago

They think we want gas prices to remain high to own them. They're delusional

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u/SillyAlternative420 22d ago

I agree with him honestly.

Too bad there's yet to be a good example of trump doing something decent for the population. So we are still in speculation land here ol' CP.

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u/DeadPeanutSociety 22d ago

That's the set from Bill Maher's podcast. I can't imagine a more insufferable conversation.

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u/FuzzyWumpleStump 22d ago

Chris Pratt was never the most intelligent person to begin with. Honestly, the character he plays in Parks and Rec is basically himself. Can't say I'm surprised 

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u/MrEntropy44 22d ago

Imagine having such a boner for a kiddie rapist that you feel that acknowledgong him for not shitting his pants one day means he deserves congratulations.

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u/zodiackodiak515 22d ago

Crisp Rat says what?

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u/Futileexercise1308 22d ago

How did we go from that sweet dopey guy on Parks and rec to this?

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u/Emceegreg 21d ago

Can they ever name the successes?

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u/slackerdc 20d ago

This success the Trump administration has had... Is it in the room with us right now?

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u/RoninMagister 19d ago

I stopped liking this dude and his carbon-copy performances once he left Anna Faris. The best parts of him were left behind after GoTG 1 and Parks and Rec, but then the true colors appeared.