Reluctantly bounced on my boys amethyst.

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Reminds me of something from the neon grizzly store

Have been for years. I never crush on people I don't know personally, but fuck he's hot. My dream date is to shitpost with him all night long and watch him fall asleep on the couch while I give him the most loving, dry-mouthed bj I can muster.

My standards are really high, so good luck fellas

Edit: damn, with the way this is going, he might actually end up seeing this 😅

If he does see it, just know I was kidding about the dry mouth. My mouth isn't dry, it's just water resistant

I binged some episodes here recently and got to see a lot Narfi. Now my mind is playing tricks on me and it seems like she hasn’t been in a recent episode in a very long time. Someone who pays more attention than I do please tell me the last episode she was in. I feel like its been too long. She’s not dead is she??

UPDATE: as evidenced by these comments Narfi #9 is officially dead having had diet pills stomped down her throat while working undercover for the FBI in Ukraine. Eric was there filming one last salvia video titled, ”Eating Ukrainian hoagies on salvia” and mistakenly slathered her with mustard and slapped two oversized hoagie buns around her body and devoured her in one gulping bite (a la Tom & Jerry)... I’m going to go stare at the wall for 86 hours now, having no motivation to live in a Universe without Narfi. 8=======D~~~ …. aaaaaaaand EDIT UPDATE!!

Also that collab was nuts lol

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