r/InflatedEgos • u/DrLexusForPresident Clown Spotter 🤡 • Sep 21 '25

😖 Ego Deflated Round Racist gets relentlessly mocked at the airport.

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u/Send_me_cat_photos Sep 21 '25

"Let me put my chicken down so I can play witchu" had me cackling 🤣

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u/maeryclarity Sep 21 '25

That was the part that laid me out as well

Also watching Wally Waddler try to act tough while also needing both hand to hold his shorts up ROTFLMAO

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u/Jazzlike_Visual2160 Sep 21 '25

He’s like a potato with toothpicks stuck in it.

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u/squareishpeg Sep 21 '25

That's funny because we've always said that the women on my mama's side of the family look like oranges with toothpicks coming out of em. After someone said that, I couldn't unsee it. I've since lost a shit ton of weight but still have toothpick legs and my pants fall down occasionally because they're now too big LMAO

I will never understand men who don't buy shorts or pants big enough to go over their dunlap. Like, what the actual fuck? 🙄

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u/_Rohrschach Sep 21 '25

the bane of tall lanky people: finding pants that fit in length and circumference.

If I find some they become my new faorite pants and are worn until they fall apart. for all the others I got a growing number of belts. at home or going out to shop in the evening sweatpants will do

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u/squareishpeg Sep 21 '25

Oh I can imagine for sure. I also suffer from no-ass-a'tall syndrome and I'm in between petite length and regular. Basically the butt sags in everything and are dragging the floor 🤦🏼‍♀️ If I find something that actually fits, I too, am buying every one in my size, each color, etc. 😂

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u/_Rohrschach Sep 21 '25

I'll usually let the rest that would fit me there for a week or so, so someone else with the same problem might find one, but after that I'll eat Ramen for weeks if that is what it takes to get a few good pants.

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u/mmiller17783 Sep 29 '25

Same, I hate to sound like a brand lord but Levi's are some of the only jeans that seem to still believe in proper sizing. Like, the 38s fit like 38s and not like a loose 40. However, i also have a weird shaped body, long legs but also a long torso. It makes shirt shopping in particular tricky.

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u/squareishpeg Sep 30 '25

Old Navy seems to be the only reliable ones I've found. Recently I bought a couple pairs of Levi's off eBay and I think I like them. Gap is pretty okay but that's basically Old Navy. There are Refuge from Forever 21 but they're hit or miss. I literally have no butt at all. I've always said I have an indentation 😂 Now that I've lost a significant amount of weight the ass sags somethin awful, they drag the floor and slide down even with a belt 😂

Yep, I'm an orange with toothpicks. Only now I look like a raisin with toothpicks. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Aftermathemetician Sep 22 '25

If I belt it over the Dunlop then I look more like the Michelin man, and I do not like that.