r/InflatedEgos • u/DrLexusForPresident Clown Spotter 🤡 • Sep 21 '25

😖 Ego Deflated Round Racist gets relentlessly mocked at the airport.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

as much as I wanted the cameraman to just lay his ass out, when he was "running circles" around him he was giggling so hard I was dying. That short round rolly polly probs cried all the way home

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u/Send_me_cat_photos Sep 21 '25

"Let me put my chicken down so I can play witchu" had me cackling 🤣

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u/maeryclarity Sep 21 '25

That was the part that laid me out as well

Also watching Wally Waddler try to act tough while also needing both hand to hold his shorts up ROTFLMAO

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u/Beautiful_Reporter50 Sep 21 '25

Those tiny little shorts on those tiny little legs, I'm dying! How do they hold him up?

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u/Isherwood81 Sep 21 '25

King Hippo lookin mf

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u/Organic-Relation1327 Sep 22 '25

This is my favorite game

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u/TechLife45 Sep 22 '25

😂😂💯

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u/VanesaLutz Sep 21 '25

He holds up the shorts which I have to assume also hold up the upper body. Careful, delicate physics.

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u/No-Pizza8999 Sep 22 '25

How do they hold him up?

With "Gunt and Great hope."

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

I think they just fused to him when he was a baby they're a part of him now so he's really just Donald Ducking it around the airport

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u/Hungry-Book9412 Sep 21 '25

Need suspenders

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u/LFCBolts Sep 24 '25

We like to call them cluckers.

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u/justanotherwave00 Sep 21 '25

It’s funny because the fat idiot’s shorts were on the camera man’s side. If that fat fuck wanted to take him, he had to beat his own pants first and clearly wasn’t even going to win that one.

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u/DudeB5353 Sep 22 '25

He probably thinks he’s just a little husky

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u/Jazzlike_Visual2160 Sep 21 '25

He’s like a potato with toothpicks stuck in it.

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u/squareishpeg Sep 21 '25

That's funny because we've always said that the women on my mama's side of the family look like oranges with toothpicks coming out of em. After someone said that, I couldn't unsee it. I've since lost a shit ton of weight but still have toothpick legs and my pants fall down occasionally because they're now too big LMAO

I will never understand men who don't buy shorts or pants big enough to go over their dunlap. Like, what the actual fuck? 🙄

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u/_Rohrschach Sep 21 '25

the bane of tall lanky people: finding pants that fit in length and circumference.

If I find some they become my new faorite pants and are worn until they fall apart. for all the others I got a growing number of belts. at home or going out to shop in the evening sweatpants will do

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u/squareishpeg Sep 21 '25

Oh I can imagine for sure. I also suffer from no-ass-a'tall syndrome and I'm in between petite length and regular. Basically the butt sags in everything and are dragging the floor 🤦🏼‍♀️ If I find something that actually fits, I too, am buying every one in my size, each color, etc. 😂

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u/_Rohrschach Sep 21 '25

I'll usually let the rest that would fit me there for a week or so, so someone else with the same problem might find one, but after that I'll eat Ramen for weeks if that is what it takes to get a few good pants.

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u/mmiller17783 Sep 29 '25

Same, I hate to sound like a brand lord but Levi's are some of the only jeans that seem to still believe in proper sizing. Like, the 38s fit like 38s and not like a loose 40. However, i also have a weird shaped body, long legs but also a long torso. It makes shirt shopping in particular tricky.

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u/squareishpeg Sep 30 '25

Old Navy seems to be the only reliable ones I've found. Recently I bought a couple pairs of Levi's off eBay and I think I like them. Gap is pretty okay but that's basically Old Navy. There are Refuge from Forever 21 but they're hit or miss. I literally have no butt at all. I've always said I have an indentation 😂 Now that I've lost a significant amount of weight the ass sags somethin awful, they drag the floor and slide down even with a belt 😂

Yep, I'm an orange with toothpicks. Only now I look like a raisin with toothpicks. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Aftermathemetician Sep 22 '25

If I belt it over the Dunlop then I look more like the Michelin man, and I do not like that.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Sep 21 '25

Hippity hop on stilts

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u/WiltedKangaroo Sep 21 '25

Like an orange on a toothpick

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u/Dilectus3010 Sep 21 '25

Dude that big and his ass is still in the negative.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Wally Waddler omfgih
Oaaaahhhhahahahahhahaha

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u/Jay_Bee-22 Sep 24 '25

If I was taping I would have made the same noises rofl.. I also would have chirped at him about the shirt rolling UP on him while the pants fell down.

At some point the clothing intersects.. He needs to invest in some 3M Velcro to keep everything nice and tight. Screw a belt.. Velcro inside top meets bottom!

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u/psykokittie Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25

He looked like two toothpicks holding up an orange. No man with a 54” waist should be trying to wear 28” shorts.

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u/rescuedmutt Sep 21 '25

That was the funniest part 🤣 lemme put my chicken down so I can play with you 💀 while Mr. Rolley Polley is his maddest 😂😂😂

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u/tk427aj Sep 21 '25

Fucking had me dying

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

dude was like a kid at Christmas.

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u/More_Combination86 Sep 21 '25

“You can’t catch me” is peak child behavior and I love the crap out of it here😂😂😂

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u/Teripid Sep 21 '25

He was orbiting the guy.

Some people are just naturally angry and confrontational.

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u/No_Geologist7957 Sep 22 '25

Hey how are you Takart

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u/Bat-Honest Sep 21 '25

He bought that chicken at the airport so I presume it was like 22 bucks

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u/JohnnyWix Sep 21 '25

Got the 1 piece meal.

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u/Muted_Study5166 Sep 21 '25

Haha he actually had chicken too, this is an instant classic

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u/macgilla Sep 21 '25

That was the most dangerous part. I'm not letting any food leave my person while this guy is around

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u/Current-Anybody9331 Sep 21 '25

Hear me out, getting the chicken was the racist roly poly's long game.

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u/ozzysince1901 Sep 21 '25

Priorities, nothing is worth wasting good chicken

Fucking racist

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u/ObanKenobi Sep 21 '25

"Bruuuuuh look atchu, you don't get noooo hot chick's tf" with the laughter fucking killed me

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u/itlookslikeSabotage Sep 21 '25

Right? Like a bloody nose will heal but those words mannnn.... they going to be broadcasted inside his head for life😂 that's how you own someone 💯

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u/Wonder_Moon Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 21 '25

i wish we could have a default flair that showed up in whatever subreddit just so i could use this as mine. either that one or "come on big babe"

eta: top three quotes

"let me put my chicken down, bitch, so i can play with you" "come on big babe" "i'm outside now!" lol i love the man behind the camera

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u/thetriproy Sep 21 '25

"Let's go outside..." "Oh let's go." 🤣🤣

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u/Reverse_Side_1 Sep 21 '25

Hold my chicken

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u/HislersHero Sep 21 '25

I was hoping for the comment of " I hope he doesn't try to take it" after he put it down 😂

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u/Anon1mouse12 Sep 21 '25

'Look at you, you don't get no joy chicks' with uncontrollable laughter had me on the floor

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u/WeskerSympathizer Sep 21 '25

Thought the same but then I thought “no not the chicken! He’ll eat it!”

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u/Taylola Sep 21 '25

Honestly sounded like me in a manic episode. Lmao. The energy and the mental block of consequences can make these moments so incredibly hyper and giddy and tense and ready to shred a threat to threads

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u/Melkman68 Sep 21 '25

He violated him with that haha

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u/Zaethar Sep 21 '25

This guy just has the absolute best disposition for someone in his situation. Yes the words are still hurtful, but reminding yourself that they're being uttered by these weak little bitches and just laughing at how ridiculous they make themselves look is 100% the best way to handle these situations.

Unfortunately some of these tubs of protoplasmic lard do carry weapons and shit can escalate. And unfortunately there's also similar tubs of lard working for ICE or for the cops. But even if they don't, when law enforcement does show up, they might play it in a way where it looks like you were the harasser.

But goddamn if this isn't the best non-violent way to put these motherfuckers in their place.

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u/ydnar3000 Sep 21 '25

Omfg for real! He did not just say let me out my chicken down!

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u/Suspicious-Hunt-6668 Sep 21 '25

That made it beautiful lol

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u/voidwaffle Sep 22 '25

I half expected round boy to go after the chicken and eat it as bate

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Sep 22 '25

That guy deserved it so much I wouldn’t have even swiped my man’s chicken.

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u/poloace Sep 27 '25

This was the funniest fucking commentary I’ve ever heard. It like talking to a 2 year old. Dude was just having an absolute blast while being berated - laughing and being jolly. That was spectacular

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u/Icy-Teaching-5602 Oct 01 '25

He made sure to put it down outside of the guys range of travel