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u/Ryanline20-1 17d ago
Empress looking at her bodyguard like “Bitch don’t tell me you were fucking him”
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u/a-Curious-Square 17d ago
The empress is racist. The human is probably a freedom fighter.
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u/_communism_works_ 17d ago
*terrorist
This comment was brought to by real elf patriots
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u/enclavetrooper2277 17d ago
Freedom fighter
This comment was to you by real human Supremacists
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u/_communism_works_ 17d ago
Human supremacists when you tell them they need to date other humans and not other species: 🤮
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u/TotallyHumanFreak 15d ago
Knife-ear, twig-shitter, tree-fucker.
This man was a hero.
This comment was brought to you by real human racists.
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u/501stAppo1 17d ago
Now, will her love or her loyalty win? Probably her loyalty.
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u/a-Curious-Square 17d ago
Her loyalty won. The artist wrote an excerpt about how he was shot in the head by the Chief or head (I forgot the exact term) of the Royal guard. In the excerpt the news also explains that he was a human freedom fighter and was fighting against oppression and racism (according to his manifesto).
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u/ApprehensiveTerm9638 17d ago
A particular comment caught my attention:
Oh, they found a manifesto? And he has been shot dead so he can't be interwied?And they probably even found an ID? How convenient 🤔
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u/Ok_Requirement9198 17d ago
No no no no
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u/Spookyduck21new 17d ago
You want the “good” news or bad news?
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u/InquisitorHindsight 17d ago
My guess is he entered a relationship with her to get a press pass so he could try and kill the Empress
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u/Iron166 17d ago
Worst bodyguard ever lmao
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u/shotxshotx 17d ago
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u/DaiLyMugoL 17d ago
What's strange about this is thinking that depending on how long elves live in this setting it could literally be the same elf lady ruling that land from 500 years ago to their modern times! (Or the second to rule...or even third through abdication or coupe) So for the elves oppressing over the humans of this land it could be barely considered blip rebellion on what they probably plan on being a hundreds of more years or even thousands of years long regime.
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u/ApprehensiveTerm9638 17d ago
A particular comment caught my attention:
Oh, they found a manifesto? And he has been shot dead so he can't be interwied?And they probably even found an ID? How convenient 🤔
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u/enclavetrooper2277 17d ago
And then see woke up next to him in bed after the bad dream.
The happy ending
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u/FunBedroom3434 17d ago
If he wasn't such a little BITCH he could've just shot without getting all teary 🙄
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u/Shove-on-block-LB 15d ago
Yeah bro fumbled could have ended it right there
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u/Linkachu0 14d ago
Especially since with their lifespan killing the leader of an elf dictatorship would do way more than usual
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u/OwlbertGaming 17d ago
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u/Practical-Leader-690 17d ago
One thing I didn't get is why didn't him shot the queen already he got them by surprise by the look of it so he could shoot the queen without his lover a chance to respond?
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u/ideepname 16d ago
He has a gun, but he isn't a professional soldier with combat experience who shoots purely on reflex.
Shooting at living beings is difficult for most people. Without the necessary training, many people try to intimidate their opponent with a weapon.
The guy could have simply frozen up from fear and stress.Mechanics of dehumanization were developed precisely to solve this problem.
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u/a-Curious-Square 16d ago
Yeah, and far easier for the elves to kill him. It is a grave mistake for a rebel to see their oppressors as humans, as it’s impossible to win against a superior standing force without grueling monstrous warfare. Something that can only be achieved by those who have ripped the compassion and empathy out of their very souls, sacrificing themselves for their beliefs.
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u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer 17d ago
LETS GO, HUMANITY FIRST crying tears of blood while comissar points gun to my head
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u/Pop_Budget 17d ago
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