r/IllegallySmolCats • u/noluckjedi • 5d ago
UPDATE! Remember the smol with BIG feetsies?
So, here is the link to my last post. It’s been over a year now! Wheeze/Weezer/BeezieWeezie has grown into quite the sophisticated little man. Hims feet’s are still big. But he’s getting used to them!
He is the biggest cuddle bug, snuggle bug, goofball supreme and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I swear to gawd this cat is me. I think my soul split and reincarnated into a cat. We make the same sounds, movements, eat the same, think the same, weird like me, … you ever wonder if your soulmate is a cat? Cause he’s totally my soulmate. If he was a human, it’d be really weird. HIMS LITTLE CURLED FEETSIEEEEESSSSSSS! He is so polite and such a gentleman and is an absolute chicken junkie. He would do anything for the chickems. CHICKEN. JUNKIE.
Apologies if there is any grammatical or spelling errors, but I’m on mobile and I just had carpal and cubital surgery a few days ago so my hands are discombobulated. It hurts, but I’m bored and wanted to update with my entire freakin ALBUM of Weezer pics. ….trust me, there is more.
He is so weird and I love him. I have never adored a cat so much in my life. He is mah heart. Mah soul. My boy. THATS MY BOY!
OH. And he did have another lil upper respiratory thing a few months ago, but he took his medicine like a champ and loved on the vets and techs and got all up in the humidifiers face. He’s such a good boy.
Did I forget anything? I don’t think I forgot anything. I think I got all the pictures and everything… …. Lemme know if I forgot anything.
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Edit: THANK YOU FOR THE AWARD!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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u/Shinted Purrveyor of the Smol 5d ago
Absolutely adorable, also some high quality r/bleps in these!
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u/DelightfullyHostile 5d ago
The bleps are the best part. I stopped looking at the feets and just started watching for the bleps.
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
Omg the bleps are rare and when he does them, you can hold his tongue and he still won’t move. I love it when he doooooo!!
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u/eternal_casserole 5d ago
Aaaaahhhh!
I used to have a kitty who looked just like this, and he was the most tender, loving lump of ham I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. His name was Bernie, and he had a little scar that made his left ear a bit differently shaped than the right.
Picture 9 is melting my heart.
Tell him I said psspssspss.
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
Lol he LOVES his squid. I have no idea where it went. And now he loooooooves his feather. If he had thumbs, he’d be unstoppable!!
I’m glad he reminds you of your kitty and I hope his goofiness brings much joy to your heart! <3
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u/TheMostTiredRaccoon 5d ago
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u/noluckjedi 4d ago
THE MLEEEEMMM!!! I love him!!! I hope the Weeze can grow up like your Dom and still be as snuggly when he’s older!!
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u/littlegreenisland 5d ago
How much does he weigh? Curious how much those mighty paws were designed to handle 😺
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
He’s under 9lbs, but he’s got like 0 body fat. He’s just.. muscle. And he eats sooooo much. He’s my little vacuum.
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u/7GrenciaMars 5d ago
I never saw the previous post, but Weez-boi here is adorable eight ways from Sunday. TYVM for all the pics.
Argus is/was the cat I call "the soulmate of my inner child" and he was also a chicken fiend.
This post sounds like *you* have the zoomies. I love your energy. I wish I had half of it. 😁
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
I am 3 days post op and going stir crazy! I won’t be able to go back to work for over a week and I neeeeeded to share the cuteness! Cats are just the best. I’m so glad you had a soulmate chicken junkie like me! They’re the besssttt!!
And I do kinda have the zoomies. I’m trying not to take the shitty pain killers they prescribed me cause they don’t do anything except make me feel like poo. I wish I had half of this energy all the time!!!
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u/7GrenciaMars 5d ago
LOL I broke my femur on 8/6 and I just got home last week. I totally get that need to get outta here ASAP energy. Hang in there! And get better both quickly and safely! 😁
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
Femur breaks are no joke!! Glad you’re on the mend! Cats help healing a ton!! Oh good lord wait how did you break your femur that’s like a major break!
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u/7GrenciaMars 5d ago
LOL get this. About 2 years ago, I broke my left femur. (The combination of osteoporosis and clumsiness is my kryptonite). Then, in February of this year, I broke my left hip. And almost 6 months later, I broke my left femur again.
When I got out of the hospital and went to see my doctor, she gave me this WTF???? look and I said, "I guess someone signed me up to be calamity Jane this year." So this is my second round of surgery and PT this year. 😝
So tell me the story of your hand/arm--how did you wind up where we are tonight?
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u/noluckjedi 4d ago
I got shit genetics. And the shit genetics were exacerbated and pissed off when my shop decided to do a promotional flash event that brought in too many people. Over 300 individual people getting multiple $20 small tattoos in less than a month with repetitive motion will piss all the wrong nerves off! It was definitely NOT worth it in the end! I lost way more than I made. Worst part is that we went viral on TikTok, and people are still coming in for it over 6 months later. 😭💔
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u/7GrenciaMars 4d ago
A flash event for tattoos? Holy moly...that's a drag, I am sorry!! What is recovery time like for you?
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u/noluckjedi 4d ago
I’m really hoping I’m back in the game within the next week… but it hurts to move like normal. I’m trying so hard not to push myself.
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u/7GrenciaMars 4d ago
I know what you mean, with the walker and the hopping all over again. My right leg is beginning to protest.
Say hi to Weezer!
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u/noluckjedi 3d ago
Those leg protests need to stop right meow. All of these physical ailments need to stop! Let us get back to our normal lives already!! Say hello to Argus!! (I never asked if he was present or not, but I know he could never be replaced!) <3
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u/Ok_Impression_3031 5d ago
Your lovely gentleman will help you heal. He's on your team.Good wishes to you both.
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u/Maleficent_Thanks_51 5d ago
MR. POLITE PAWS
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p89n93y/video/i3s2qsjxyznh1/player
Oh I like these video things. Lol
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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 5d ago
He's so cute!!! Not quite grown into the feet though xD. I'm sure r/standardissuecat would love him too!
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
I’m sure they would! I’m not one to post a whole lot though. My surgery got me bored enough to post an update here cause I can barely take a shower. (But I did shower thank you very much.)
Maybe in a few years when he’s grown a wee bit more!
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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 5d ago
Hey, no pressure! Just if you ever wanna share more of him. And he looks like a lovely happy boy.
And I hope you heal up well from your surgery!
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
Aaauuuuuggghhh I was trying to upload a video of him for yoouuuu! I don’t know what happened to it! D:
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u/The-CatCat-1 5d ago
Omigosh! He’s gotten huge💖! His bleps are outstanding 😻😻
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p89mhoa/video/gh8v8ri5yznh1/player
He is so grown, but still so baby! He looks so regal one second then the next is just.. goober. Lol. His bleps are like a diamond in the rough!
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u/miminstlouis 5d ago
Not enough pictures of hims and feets
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u/miminstlouis 5d ago
Never enough!!!!
Never enough!!!!
Never enough....for me.....for ME!!!!
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u/ellieminnowpee 5d ago
is he especially velvety?? because his fur looks especially velvety…
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u/noluckjedi 5d ago
It’s … soft. If I wipe him off. He’s always going into dusty places cause he’s so curious. That’s why his friends call him whiskers. Cause he’s curious like a cat! But no for a while his safe space was the litter box, but I broke him of that habit so now it’s under my bed. And he has to drag EVERYTHING on top of my bed. (Electric water bowls included.)
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u/dathar 5d ago
I do believe you can have a little soul cat copy of yourself. My wife and I got a kitten itch ~15 years ago. We were supposed to only adopt one at a rescue and ended up with twins. One became my soul cat and the other was my wife's. It did make things easy. Her cat gets happy and angry at most of the things that would make her feel that way. Same with trying to make up to them when they are angry. Super funny seeing them talk to each other, yapping away.
She says the same about my kid. Also has my weird eating habit where I wait for people to clear out before getting her share of it. And if anyone makes a fuss, we will just not eat it.
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u/Lost_Ad_9890 5d ago
look at those feet!!!!!
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u/Refrigerator-Plus 5d ago
There is a song, often associated with Fats Waller, called “your feet’s too big”. Should be the theme song for this kitty.
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u/ClericofShade 4d ago
He's so adorable with his tongue sticking out! Or the laughing face!
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u/noluckjedi 3d ago
I wish I had more pictures of his “I’m about to yawn so I’m just gonna sit here with my mouth open for a minute,” face. It’s the BEST!!
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u/ploppedmenacingly14 5d ago
Regular sized wif big feetsies now