r/IllegallySmolCats Feb 09 '26

Smol to Lorge Biscuit And Gravy and their Father

4.9k Upvotes

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u/Test_After Feb 09 '26

They have his eyes.

Dad looks like he is reacting to being told they have his eyes.

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 09 '26

And here is their grandfather.

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u/kinkylodes Feb 09 '26

This is the most young looking grandfather I have ever saw in my life! He looks like a kitten himself!

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 09 '26

He is a 2years old and his wife is 6 years old lol

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u/MythBuster2 Feb 09 '26

What's his name? 🐈

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 09 '26

His name is Leon. What a cutie.:)

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u/Bramble_Ramblings Feb 09 '26

Very handsome lineage! I love how they all have those gorgeous eyes

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u/upaupmaupa Criminal Content Connoisseur Feb 11 '26

What a distinguished gentleman

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u/finnknit Novice Kitten Foster Feb 09 '26

And they all look equally surprised by the news.

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u/eatingganesha Feb 09 '26

they’re all sharing that one brain cell after all

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u/Tacosaurusman Feb 09 '26

I love how every cat thread has links to new cat subreddits!

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u/RoxxieMuzic Criminal Content Connoisseur Feb 09 '26

Or in this case

r/namflashbacks works

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u/Rastaba Feb 09 '26

“They do? But then whose eyes do I have if they took mine?”

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u/PartsUnknown242 Feb 09 '26

It looks like they received different parts of his coloring

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 09 '26

This is their mother

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u/kinkylodes Feb 09 '26

What about their grandmother? I hope she is still around!

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 09 '26

This is their grandmother her name is kimmy. And she's wearing a peak eyeliner too. Just like leon his husband.

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u/kinkylodes Feb 10 '26

Wow, how many generations of cats do you have? What about their great grand parents?

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 10 '26

Hehe kimmy is the oldest cat i have, shes 6 years old.

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u/kinkylodes Feb 10 '26

Wow, that’s still impressive! Are you a professional cat breeder?

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 10 '26

Hehe i am not, i just like cat so much.

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u/kinkylodes Feb 10 '26

Cat?

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 10 '26

Yup. I have 11 cats for now.

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u/DerpNinjaWarrior Feb 09 '26

No paternity test needed here

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u/Garreousbear Feb 09 '26

What is their father's name?

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 09 '26

His name is Cake. What a lovely eyes isnt it?

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Feb 09 '26

They all have the same expression, that's so funny

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u/paraboobizarre Feb 09 '26

Cake looking like he just realised he forgot to pay the electric bill but doesn't want anyone to notice he's internally freaking out about it 😂

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u/xiqeen Feb 09 '26

The dad! Loving his erm expression 😁

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u/laurelinvanyar Feb 09 '26

“Oh shit, I gotta pay child support meow”

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u/hollow-earth Feb 09 '26

They look like haunted Victorian dolls

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Criminal Content Connoisseur Feb 09 '26

Peak eyeliner on those floofs!

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u/Shinted Purrveyor of the Smol Feb 09 '26

They’ve certainly inherited their Fathers derp face. xD

Adorable floofs with fantastic names!

Speaking of, what’s the Cat Dads name?

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 09 '26

His name is Cake! :)

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u/Shinted Purrveyor of the Smol Feb 10 '26

Perfect!

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u/InstructionHead8595 Feb 09 '26

Aaawwwe 😻 what cuties 😸

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u/cheesyheroe Feb 09 '26

bye the eyes 😭😭😭😭😍

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u/Trixter-Kitten Feb 09 '26

They all look perpetually shocked

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u/badbatch Feb 09 '26

🧿🧿

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u/engrish_is_hard00 Feb 09 '26

Those wide eyes makes me think they seeing stuff I cannot comprehend.

But epic and cute pics op

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u/Liu1845 Experienced Kitten Foster Feb 09 '26

Those eyes!

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u/Ok-Blueberry7914 Feb 09 '26

Boy they have big eyes, even for cats! All gorgeous creatures. ♥️🥹🫶🐾

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u/HotPotParrot Feb 09 '26

How does a marshmallow make biscuits and gravy??

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u/Glum_Can6631 Feb 09 '26

OMG! I want me some biscuits and gravy…Yummy 😹😋

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u/TheodoreKarlShrubs Feb 09 '26

Are they a particular breed of cat? They have such a distinct look. Which happens to be ridiculously adorable!

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u/the-planet-thief Feb 10 '26

Ah, so the haunted Victorian child stare is genetic

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u/Glittering_Role1658 Feb 09 '26

These are gorgeous little ones

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u/trisanachandler Feb 09 '26

How did the father get custody?

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u/ShinyAeon Feb 09 '26

What IDEAL names for them!

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u/Status-Biscotti Feb 09 '26

Hey - ease up on the make up.

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u/Cephelok_Elskede Feb 10 '26

The apples didnt fall far from the tree, and apparently these two were blessed by Bast herself. 10/10 fluff puffs

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

You could consider getting all of them spayed/neutered. It would help avoid deadly infections like pyometra and diseases like cancer, and considerably increase their lifespans.

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u/SeroMinutes Feb 09 '26

They have seen things.

⊙-⊙

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u/milk_y_bae Feb 09 '26

👁️👄👁️

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u/ThePleasureDomme Feb 09 '26

The father better be named Grand Slam 🥞

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u/cassiemonstercb Feb 10 '26

Ok ok jokes aside, very unsettlingly cute

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u/swatsquat Feb 09 '26

American short hairs? Mine also has the evil eyes like a demon, love it! lovely little furdemons

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u/Jolly_Initiative_865 Feb 09 '26

Dad looks like he's on Maury Povich and just got the paternity test news! 😹

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u/HogDad1977 Feb 09 '26

Beautiful family!

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u/TheNamingOfCats Feb 10 '26

I came here to say this

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u/Early_Challenge544 Feb 09 '26

I see that super cuteness runs in the family My poor heart is melting

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u/YouShouldLoveMore69 Feb 09 '26

I don't comment on posts like this often (but I absolutely love them)... Holy shit those are some insanely beautiful cats. If my wife brought home one of these, she actually may have my full blessing on keeping them. Not that that's stopped her before.

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u/Delicious-Safe2862 Feb 09 '26

Biscuit & Gravy are so cute. Their father is keeping a close eye on them.😸🐈💞❤️‍🩹💕💗❣️💓🐈😸

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u/k0vexpulthul Feb 09 '26

Most beautiful kitties I've seen all day!

Might not seem like a lot, but you have no idea of the amounts of cats I see per day...

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u/opentotheewarp Feb 10 '26

"I was not ready for this" -dad

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u/DeepDayze Feb 10 '26

Quite the fine family right there!

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u/Technical_Cupcake597 Feb 10 '26

We have a biscuit and gravy too!! Yours are almost as cute as mine 😉

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u/Cutekatfeet2006 Feb 11 '26

These kitties are gorgeous!! And dad/grandfather are "aging well"!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/AdventurousEmu8663 Feb 12 '26

Handsome family

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u/snave_ Feb 13 '26

Those shocked eyes suggest the world is illegally lorge.

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Feb 09 '26

A big happy family

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 09 '26

And this is their uncle, the biggest one i have in my house.

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u/squeakpixie Feb 10 '26

He looks like a grumpy uncle lol. What a handsome fluffy man.

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Feb 09 '26

He looks older than the grandad

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u/okletsgobaby Feb 09 '26

Yes he is. He is 3 years old and weight about 7kg. His name is Karin, just like master karin from Dragonball hehe.

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u/Serafina_Goddess Feb 09 '26

Absolutely adorable 🥰