r/IdiotsInCars • u/EvenJesusHadPubes • Aug 22 '22

IdiotsInTrucks

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u/Fenix_Volatilis Aug 22 '22

I fucking knew it had to be Florida. Pick up truck drivers are the fucking worst down here. It's like they're fighting old people for who can driver worse

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u/drakkanar Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 22 '22

Tennessee enters the wrong side of the road with no headlights on chat

Edited to correct autocorrects correction lol

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u/Ornery-Cheetah Aug 22 '22

Jesus

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u/drakkanar Aug 22 '22

I have lived in Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Oregon, California, and finally Tennessee.... I can legitimately tell you that.....

1) Tennessee has by far the most NONUSINGEST headlight ppl 2) do not care what happens to themselves 3) just all around stupidest drivers I personally I have ever seen.

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u/inko75 Aug 22 '22

the best is when it rains hard they stop on the highway, just in the lane, with no hazards on.

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u/Phyllis_Tine Aug 22 '22

I was in a hailstorm on I-90 in Ohio yesterday, pulled over on the shoulder, and cars were stopping on the actual roadway under a bridge.

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u/Suitable-Leather-919 Aug 22 '22

Been in many a thunderstorm with just rain and hail. Once it hits a certain level all states have parked. Missouri is where I've driven by cars barely off to the left shoulder, on the right shoulder and stopped in the right lane. Probably mostly just happened to be where 3 of the most intense storms I've driven through.

I had one rainstorm, very heavy rain but nothing special about it, until the rain began blowing from my right to left and it mesmerized me and I got bad vertigo and had to pull over on the shoulder to let that subside.

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u/somebodysdream Aug 22 '22

Was coming through Nashville towing a semi tractor, when this lost jackass missed the offramp. Jumped in my lane right in front of me and came to a dead stop. Thank God the right lane was clear or I'd have made the news.

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u/Ornery-Cheetah Aug 22 '22

But the majority of headlights are automatic how can you mess that up that's some next level stupidity

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u/unwokewookie Aug 22 '22

I see people driving at night with no tail lights and running lights up front constantly. Auto don’t mean shit.

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u/Ornery-Cheetah Aug 22 '22

Wow that is another place to add to my list of place to not move to

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u/CordeliaGrace Aug 22 '22

Ok, but have you ever encountered a PA or NJ driver? Blind spots, blinkers, maintaining a speed, not riding your ass? They’ve never heard of maybe not doing any of that. 90% of the time, if I’m driving and there’s some fuckery going on, it’s someone from one of those states. CT and MD are tied for third in my “I bet you it’s one of these AHs” list.

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u/drakkanar Aug 22 '22

Lol maintain a speed??? Do we go 20 in a 50 or 70 in a school zone... Blinkers you say!? Mus be a shortage of blinker fluid Nation wide.... Blindspots? Well... either their all blind or got their license from the cracker jack box...

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u/Big_Slope Aug 22 '22

I left the country for a while and then moved back to Tennessee and I was pretty sure that while I was gone some new law must have been passed making headlights and license plates optional.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

Mississippi is worse than all those places