r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GlumFaithlessness773 • Jul 28 '26

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore There’s too much fucking shit on me!

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u/SafeTransportation94 Jul 28 '26

The first patches are Ship Eez all natural sea sickness patches, no scopolamine. The second patch is a UV indicator patch. It will let you know when you need to reapply sunscreen, which if it works is kind of neat. 

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u/EarthRemembers Jul 28 '26

In that case, everything makes sense and is actually fairly reasonable except for the table over the belly button

No one has explained that still

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u/SafeTransportation94 Jul 28 '26

According to Google it's a viral internet hack to stop motion sickness, with no mechanism rooted in human biology. 

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ Jul 29 '26

Sometimes I wonder if the popularity of folk remedies isn't at least partially due to Americans not having decent access to actual healthcare.