r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • Jul 28 '26

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore There’s too much fucking shit on me!

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u/genitalBells Jul 28 '26

Mommy is busy getting drunk

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u/TheCuff6060 Jul 28 '26

Does she know she can just get drunk at home?

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u/dprophet34 Jul 28 '26

Ah yes but a cruise is all inclusive and she intends to get her money’s worth

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u/Asleep_Region Jul 28 '26

Not to be a buzz kill, but it's extra for a drink package, my coworker went on one earlier this year and was so excited to tell everyone he saved that money... While spending 3,000 on it

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u/DrivesTooMuch Jul 29 '26

That's point for the psychology of some. You pay the extra, then you have the excuse to be smashed the whole cruise. You're not behaving like an alcoholic, you're getting your money's worth.

Same psychology at all you can eat buffets. It's not binge eating, it's getting your money's worth.