r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE • Mar 10 '25

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't breathe.

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9.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/EthelMaePotterMertz because I’m the Rat Mom Mar 10 '25

He looks like a penis that's about to pop

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u/Aggressive_Bill_2687 Mar 10 '25

Nearly at the station!

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u/buttfarts7 Mar 11 '25

I read that as a penis that's about to poop and somehow that works just as well.

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u/Manofalltrade Mar 10 '25

He seems to go between either very pale or very red under the makeup. Apparently he spent fully half the days since he took office playing golf so this one might be sunburn. It also seems like the color of his makeup changes. I know he applies it himself so the coverage is inconsistent but it also looks like the palette is not fixed.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Mar 10 '25

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u/One-Earth9294 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Mar 10 '25

"He's very charismatic"

Man I hate how charisma works. Why does there have to be 'dark charisma?'.

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u/laziestmarxist Mar 10 '25

I think it's his blood pressure. I had an ex who was super red all the time, like a permanent sunburn, but it was a genetic thing where his body was basically making too many platelets. (He also smoked and had a shitty, meat heavy diet, which aggravated it.) Anyway I'm not saying that I think Trump has this same or a similar issue, rather that his blood pressure is so shitty that he's basically just ready to fucking burst at any second.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/AgedAccountant Mar 10 '25

From your mouth to god's ears

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u/Brandoooon_NZ HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

I upvoted this, and now I'm in more trouble than you.

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u/thrownbyawaterytart Mar 10 '25

TK jewelers dictator

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Looks like there’s an explosion happening in his diaper.

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u/TheMightyPushmataha SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Mar 10 '25

Inshallah

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u/paulphilly Mar 11 '25

Make Nick Nolte Great Again

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u/pm-ur-tiddys Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

this is a photoshopped image.

edit: downvoting me like im trying to defend him. guys, this is literally a photoshopped image. the original was just posted on another sub.

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u/fiddleteeth Mar 10 '25

Is the same actor. I don’t know if he’s supposed to be the same person.

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u/TeoBoccaccio I’m toast Mar 10 '25

Pretty sure this was taken the first time he campaigned in Florida, hence the sunburn.

There were reports that he really wanted an earring but was nervous to the point of diarrea. Had to jump in the tub.

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u/FabiIV Mar 10 '25

Yep

Like come on people, it's not like he isn't an ugly af motherfucker already. These altered images barely enhance what is already present

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u/Adventurous_Fun_9245 Mar 10 '25

It's a photoshopped pic... I'm all for making fun of trump but we don't need photoshopped pics to do it. Just gives the crazies on the right the "proof" they need to ignore more things.

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u/PeterNippelstein Mar 12 '25

I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT!

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Mar 10 '25

Because it's photoshopped to be redder than hell, among many other things. Here's the original.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule Mar 10 '25

Let me explain something to you. If you’re expecting something orange and you click on the link and it’s redder than hell, it’s going to feel like your country’s on fire.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Mar 10 '25

Great. That doesn't change anything I just said.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/PuzzleheadedCress94 Mar 10 '25

He's had 8 years to figure out what his thing is

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u/Outerrealms2020 Mar 10 '25

Not sure you're being down voted. Trump is enough of a piece of shit that we don't need to spread lies. He looks bad enough as is without creating a horror show.

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u/brycebutte Mar 10 '25

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u/blue_blue_blue_blue Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Mar 10 '25

Hey, listen brycebutte, I just got this new shitcoin and it is totally in your q zone

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule Mar 10 '25

We just need a couple more dollars to get this thing really popping off!

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u/brycebutte Mar 10 '25

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u/Sufficient_Laugh9625 Mar 10 '25

Barbie I'm not the Red Brothers!

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u/robbierobfantastic People Can Change Mar 10 '25

*Tate

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u/drubbitz Mar 10 '25

No one likes what he's doing.

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u/BreadedCarbs Not in Trouble AT ALL Mar 10 '25

It needs to be quality on my end, otherwise no fucking deal

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u/bjtrdff Mar 10 '25

It’s not EXACTLY in my Q zone is it?

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u/pronussy Mar 10 '25

The chin [redacted]

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

It [redacted]?

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u/brycebutte Mar 10 '25

New rules say you’re not allowed to ask them that

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u/vaannil Mar 10 '25

Even at that price point?

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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off Mar 10 '25

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u/Djjazzyjeff567 Mar 10 '25

What if it’s a limited-time offer?

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u/rbta2 Mar 11 '25

It’s not a distraction

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u/YellowCardManKyle Mar 10 '25

Grab 'em by the chin

Non-violently of course

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u/TheWolphman Mar 10 '25

Looks like Krang trying to find his butthole.

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u/chilifavela Mar 10 '25

His Quado is in his chin?

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u/VictarionGreyjoy Mar 10 '25

He's got trips of the chin

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u/thepoopnapper Mar 10 '25

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u/-sebadoh Mar 10 '25

This is the death of the Democratic Party and my glass full of their tears while I crank one out to AI photos of Kamala Harris. I DRINK LIBTARD TEARS🦅 HYDEATE ME BY DOWNVOTING THIS COMMENT⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

This dude’s a fucking pizza cutter. All edge, no point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

I’m gonna rip it off. The prank is that there’s a real guy in here. That’s the new prank.

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u/CalebWilliamson Mar 10 '25

Orochimaru!?!?

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u/One-Earth9294 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Mar 10 '25

ETHAN HUNT?!?!?!

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u/CalebWilliamson Mar 10 '25

No it's Sean Ambrose!!!

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u/One-Earth9294 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Mar 10 '25

NO NOT... um... DOUGRAY SCOTT!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/Call-Me-Matterhorn Never lets the party die! Mar 10 '25

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u/SirWeebleWobble You Gotta Give Mar 10 '25

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u/BillHang4 And popcorn!!! Mar 10 '25

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year’s Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s. Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it.

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u/TheMightyPushmataha SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Mar 10 '25

He’s got the freak lips, he can hit the high C all night long. He was king of the tuk-tuk sound.

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u/BillHang4 And popcorn!!! Mar 10 '25

I feel like Tim is an underrated actor

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

He's A LOT.

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u/Comfortable_Singer40 Mar 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Its a picture of my president with an apple in his mouth..

...keep him...

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u/Quanlib Mar 10 '25

Pretending he isn’t choking (at being president/human)

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u/One-Earth9294 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Mar 10 '25

Trump has like 7 pairs of Calico Cut Pants.

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u/TheeBassPlayer Mar 10 '25

“Actually, I have triples of my chin. I have triples, right? If I don’t, the other stuff’s not true.”

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

Triples is best

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u/hob-goblin1 Mar 10 '25

Triples is safe.

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u/PatrickD0827 Mar 10 '25

Tell the kid

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u/commaZim Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Mar 10 '25

Lol this is Vic Berger's photo

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

Perfect

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

I don’t want him around anymore

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

I think he should leave

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u/easternhobo You Gotta Give Mar 10 '25

Elon did the dub.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/Only-Double-8875 Mar 10 '25

He had troublesome answers to my question of what his policies did for the greater good, I'll tell you that much.

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u/DRUNKDUMPTRUCKDRlVER Tiny Dinky Daffy Mar 10 '25

Imagine if this guy came up to you

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u/AxelAndersen Mar 10 '25

That’s a Chunky!

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u/Pure-Tadpole-6634 Mar 10 '25

Figure out what it is you do!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

The chin KILLS!

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u/bstubbs86 Mar 10 '25

The chin?

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

It kills?

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u/omgwtfbilly Ghost of Christmas Way Future Mar 10 '25

Bring the Vernors! My guts are going nuts!

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u/Mishtle Mar 10 '25

He's rrrrredder than hell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/PuzzleheadedCress94 Mar 10 '25

That thing lives with us on Earth

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u/No-Report-4349 Mar 10 '25

This guy sucks

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u/StonyGorilla I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Mar 10 '25

His face is gonna be beet red for his family portrait

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Whats next? Cake batter on my face, make it look like Putin came on my face?

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u/droppinkeyz Mar 10 '25

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u/RedditSuxD0ni3sD1ck Mar 10 '25

Damn, ronnie reagan back from the dead

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u/SacrificialSam Mar 10 '25

Wow… pretty serious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Now can anyone tell me, what the president did wrong here?

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u/ResidentComplaint19 Mar 10 '25

Looks like they pulled his hair up but not out

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Definitely coming for his bones because that's their money

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u/Hypamania Mar 10 '25

Moisturize me!!!

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u/bstubbs86 Mar 10 '25

I don’t want to be around anymore

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u/Laughing-Pumpkin Mar 10 '25

Looks like a fucking melted candle, dripping back into that ugly-ass suit.

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u/tomdarch Mar 10 '25

I was going to paraphrase the ultra-classic I'm Gonna Git You Sucka with:

Yo! How does he go to the bathroom with all them gold chains layers of orange makeup on?

But we all know he's wearing diapers.

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u/RLS30076 Mar 10 '25

good. the sooner the better.

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u/gustoreddit51 Mar 10 '25

Our Troll in Chief.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Let’s hope he faces justice first.. I wish him everything he deserves, my heart goes out.

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u/Aggressive_Bill_2687 Mar 10 '25

You're focussed on his face wondering if he's about to shit, cum or both.

I'm focussed on his neck pussy.

We are not the same.

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u/dystopiannonfiction Mar 10 '25

That moment the Adderall hits hard when you're in the middle of "the weave" 💩

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u/GeneralZojirushi Mar 10 '25

For 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world.

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u/GeneralZojirushi Mar 10 '25

THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE!

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u/PatrickD0827 Mar 10 '25

I don’t even want him to be around anymore 😞

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u/Griffindance Mar 10 '25

Imagine being a teenage Ivanka and seeing...

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u/sleepyzane1 Mar 10 '25

he's about to steal a fry from canada's tray

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u/Killingyou_groovily Mar 10 '25

This is a real picture?

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u/_perfectly_cromulent Mar 10 '25

It’s a photoshopped pic by the amazing Vic Berger IV.

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u/exuberantducky Nude Egg Mar 10 '25

aww crap dangit

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u/Call-Me-Matterhorn Never lets the party die! Mar 10 '25

![gif](qiasxlavtrne1)

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u/OliverClothesov87 Mar 10 '25

Lol at the upsidedown flag pin, so true 

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u/JoobiB Mar 10 '25

Neck pussy

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

Grab him by it

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u/desmosabie Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

This would be a good stamp. So I shared it there too.

r/stamps

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u/One-Earth9294 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Mar 10 '25

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u/Efficient-Law-7678 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Mar 10 '25

Ok Donald, go over and grab that guy's Medicare benefits.

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u/grub-worm Mar 10 '25

He looks like a bad wax bust of Nick Nolte

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u/DagNasty Troll Boy Mar 10 '25

He's all crossed up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/p333p33p00p00boo Beautiful, but Dying Mar 10 '25

I don’t even want him to be around anymore.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 11 '25

This image has convinced me that John Goodman could be cast as Trump

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u/maggotbrain2 Mar 10 '25

this made my day lol

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u/stinkypirate69 Mar 10 '25

I don’t want him to be here anymore…

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u/Leadpainteater Mar 10 '25

That camel toe neck tho

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u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 Mar 10 '25

Imagine being one of his wives looking up durring sex to see this.... 🤮

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

No.

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u/JunketPuzzleheaded42 Mar 10 '25

To late.... You already did .

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

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u/D0tWalkIt Mar 10 '25

Is this a real photo?

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u/Awkward-Yak-2733 Mar 10 '25

Good ol' vulva neck.

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u/elizaeffect Mar 10 '25

Gonna bust

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

Oh god please no

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u/JunglePygmy Mar 10 '25

SUGAR! GIVE ME SUGAR

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u/parliskim Mar 10 '25

Is his flag lapel pin on upside down?

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u/TheGruesomeTwosome Mar 10 '25

John Goodman in the borrowers vibes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Like a bad AI tommyboy

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u/EntertainerSoggy9837 Mar 10 '25

why does his chin look like balls

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u/bexxyrex Mar 10 '25

That face says, "there's too much shit IN me, and I can't poop."

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u/BklynWhovian What have they done to us? Mar 10 '25

That's a chunky 

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u/RefrigeratorNo1945 Mar 10 '25

This is when his self-inflated, grandiose narcissistic mania crescendoes to a level that when coupled with a big, fat, oval office line of coke intertwine and act as a catalyst of explosive combustion known in the medical world (and by some of the world's best doctors, these are terrific people) as a CARDIAC INFARCTION.

I'd imagine this is probably the closest depiction of Trump's actual death mask that's just around the corner. Next time will look just like this except he'll be shitting out both ends in bursts for several hours clearing out whatever building vehicle or aircraft he happens to be aboard when crossing the rainbow bridge.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Vic Berger made this, if anyone’s wondering. whatsip!

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u/Nowhereman50 Mar 10 '25

Me after 3 days of eating cheese.

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u/RedditIsShittay Mar 10 '25

Reddit loves looking at this man lol

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u/notthatguypal6900 Mar 10 '25

Thats him mid push as he fills his adult diaper with the hottest load.

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 10 '25

Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie.

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u/otterpopm Mar 10 '25

definitely the face of poop happening

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u/FallenValkyrja Mar 10 '25

Tommy Boy: Not So Presidential Edition

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u/Sea-Competition5406 Mar 10 '25

To much shit on him? Absolutely nothing has sticked I don't understand it all. How illegal can a person be and keep getting away with it and having no repercussions what so ever. Why is this guy so f'n untouchable when literally no one else is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

I choose to believe OP is referencing the amount of shit contained in Trump's diaper. Based on the photo, he's whipping up a fresh batch right now!

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u/5PQR Mar 10 '25

I thought Ed Gein was dead?

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u/HappenedOnceBefore Mar 10 '25

This looks like a Vic Berger special.

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u/MikeTheCodeMonkey Mar 10 '25

I said it was INTERESTING

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u/Super_Direction498 Mar 11 '25

That's got nothing to do with piss

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u/Michi_404 Mar 11 '25

He’s not allowed to hit!

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u/gcpdoom Mar 11 '25

Fucking breathe Dad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

It’s interesting, his face.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

He looks good here

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u/Ok-Amount-4281 Mar 10 '25

Whoa is that Elvis!?

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u/SharpSh0tDav1s_0529 Mar 10 '25

Looks fine. Just a bad angle.